This board sucks

This board sucks.
Ama and Normie abuse thread.

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When are your tour dates for the (B)east coast

Going back to Discord tour when?

2020. 2019 is for the west coast babs.
Never. I went from here to discord and came back. I'm only in 1 server which is my own so I don't find any appeal in discord for recreation.

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And it not like you really go in to that server I think it been a few mouth for the last time yo7 was in there

Yeah. It's easier to just post here to talk with most people. The bois are great and I love them but this has been a nice break. Gotta get my normie life in order before I delve back into internet life.

I think it all so that in here there more too talk about then real life and and gay sex. Most of the time that all the boy talk about and that get kind of old. But Jow Forums be shit so not like there much to talk about In here.

why are you such a degenerate? I know all normalfags are gross but you take it to a new level

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At least sometimes people have good convo here.
That's a complex question space. I guess it was a combination of being raised traditionalist Mormon and having an unspoken no touch family policy. My mom didn't hug me until I was almost 16 and my dad NEVER gave me the sex talk so I learned everything from personal experience or the internet. Then there's losing my virginity before I was 13 to a boi and a couple years later to a girl. Everything about my life growing up was that human intimacy was wrong, gross and shouldn't happen until you're 30. To rebel against my parents I watched tons of porn and had sex with anyone I could. The real problem started when I realized sex is a great way to feel really good about yourself and be happy. To feel someone close to me treating me so delicately, giving me the intimate loving attention I so desperately craved and doing everything I could you reciprocate their affection is what would propel me like an addiction to the point where if ANYONE flirts with me I'll flirt back.
Fast forward to late HS and I'm regularly having sex with at least 9 people a week and masturbating 5 times a day. Once you fall into a habit like that you get into weird fetishes.
>incest
>loli
>futa
>guro
>autofellatio
>autopaizuri
>blackmail
>rape
Just scratch the surface of what you look at to get hard. You'll get into some fucked up shit. I was involved with nasty women just to fuck them once to get it out.
After I became an adult I realized it was too late for me. I'm a broken man addicted to physical and emotional affection at anyone's hand (even if it's abusive) because I'm so deprived of intimacy. I eventually said fuck it and embraced it. I may get down in crazy ways but at least it's fun.
I'm a hedonist. Enjoy whatever gives you pleasure regardless of what people say.
It's not like their opinion matters anyway when you're the one getting laid.
Good question. It's a shame I'm on my phone.

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Holy shit bro there is more to life than sex and feeling good I mean I have lived with it for 18 years and I'm still alive

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>he believes anything normie writes about himself
sub 60 IQ confirmed

It's really not. I made it a goal when I was young to never be a virgin nerd. Still a nerd but not a virgin. Really it's just a lot of shit man. I've been in sexual therapy before but it never helps. I crave intimacy but you have to have sex to get to that point.
Might as well enjoy it.
What's so wrong with it? Not like I caught a disease or fucked up too bad. I'm just really horny and when other people are horny for me I want to give them what I want to feel good.
>he thinks all I do is lie
Unbased and blue pilled.

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can you make a thread that doesn't revolve around you and this board, for once?

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I have before newfag. Could you tell bant to stop posting my face? Because that's exactly why I do this shit.

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well it's my own personal belief that it's wrong to have sex with someone your not in love with but what is wrong about being a virgin like I said there is more to life than sex

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I think some might be true, but most is complete bullshit. You outed yourself for me at "muh horrible childhood part" where it was written like some shitty emo story from 2007s. In fact it was like watching those flashbacks from Dexter sprinkled with homoerotic fanfiction. yikes

What I really think is you're just a very bored middle aged accountant that practices his gift at making up stories on 4chins. I've yet to decide if you actually served in the military or if you made that part up as well.

Really, because most of the time I see you it's always in a blog form.

Yeah but I'm not humping all the time man. I do other stuff.
Yeah I've heard many times my childhood story sounds like something from the young and the restless but that's actually my life. My dad was a Mormon alcoholic and my mother turned the other way. Talk to my wife she's seen it all first hand even now. Not my fault you think I've lied.
What the hell would you want to prove it?
>middle aged
I'm 27 and I'm not an accountant I'm a loan processor. Essentially a loan shark for tribal payday loans. Getting real sick of you homos thinking I'm over 30.
In the end I don't give a shit if someone doesn't believe me on a Arthurian hemp growing forum even though I go out of my way to be real and prove my shit.
Go through the archive, keep an eye out and don't be such a faggot.

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>My dad
last time I heard your story it was uncle
sorry Normie, I just don't believe you, thats it

Prove it. Source your shit.

eat a dick

Ladies first Gaylord.

NORMIE BTFO

ama

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No norime dad fuck him up and so did his uncle when he rape are frined the frist night I meat him. He not lieing norime dad fuck up anyone who don't fit him. He mom play the two face game so you can't trust her. When they hear norime might have cancer and he need to go to a doc appointment and need $5 for a buss they said too bad we can't help. All of his family hate and go out of there way to make his life hard. Nothing he had said is a lie. Jow Forums just don't want to believe someone may have or have had it wrost then you.

do you like this thread

No

why not

Not enough attenion is being gravitated towards me

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Post girl bobs

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More

die

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Hot

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Oof

god i wish that were me

No sweetie the nigger just can't read.
archive.nyafuu.org/bant/search/text/My dad/username/Normie/

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DAMAGE CONTROL

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gtfo

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>hurr durr you can't use archives when confronted with shit you've said before
AUTISM
Go be a pedo somewhere else Ashleyfag.

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It was joke

You life joke.

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I don't give a fuck enough to sift through archives.
Also this

Ie you're fucking lying. There's a search by text section russhit.
Wait here I'll hold your hand.
archive.nyafuu.org/bant/search/text/Uncle/username/Normie/
Hopefully your smol brain can handle not even a full page.
Lyin Ivan.

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Are you really that mad someone might not believe your shit?

No I'm standing my ground against your bullshit. If you're gonna try to push another agenda against me I'm gonna push back. I won't stand idly by while you propagate deliberate lies.

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>he unironically thinks I'm making an assault on his internet persona on an anonynous imageboard of all places
fucking idiot

>he thinks he didn't do this exact thing
Now that's some damage control.

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Amazing, really. I suggest you move to reddit, at least they have karma.

I tried when Jow Forums was down. Can't stand those faggots. I'd rather be hated for my real views and opinions than beloved for a series of fake morals for the sake of digital good boi points.
Reddit can eat my hairy gay Nazi asshole.

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>for the sake of digital good boi points.
4chins is just another echo chamber, (You)s are gbp here. At least thats what it is 7. And don't pretend it isn't because you really just blogpost here and then get mad when someone calls you a faggot.

>And don't pretend it isn't because you really just blogpost here and then get mad when someone calls you a faggot.
I don't give 2 shits about the (you)'s I love the conversations. I'm not anywhere near (you) mining.
I come here to talk, share and sometimes cry with my internet friends like space, cute and Shit post (rip sweet prince). Sure I have friends irl but they are all shitty normal fags that talk about rap music and social media. I know this black chick Reddit (she calls me Jow Forums) who's my boss at work I enjoy. She can talk memes and banter with the best.
>sitting in Denny's at 2am
>both of us drunk as hell
>trying to scarf down food
>look out the window
>see construction crew working on the road
>turn to Reddit
>"hey look the city is fixing the road God bless capitalism lolbertarians btfo"
>she spins around to look
>"MUH ROADS! THEY'RE TAKING MUH ROADS!"
I don't have people to really just sit and bant with..... thanks for abusing me Russia bro.....

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@7254967
>I'm not anywhere near (you) mining
Are you doing it subconsciously(god i hate this word) then?
Nice story though.