How much money would it take to turn you gay?
How much money would it take to turn you gay?
very little desu
How much does it cost to turn a woman into a man?!
How little?
depends on the electricity bill
not just money but a rich dude to take care of me forever
homosexuality is a sin and i would never sin no matter how great the mammon that the Satan offers is
doG
£3.50 and i'm down for pretty much anything
based
dog
three fiddy
About 50k without insurance.
Understandable. Would he need to do anything special?
Noted.
.....asl? I've got money for a plane ticket and new clothes for you...
I'm only gay for myself
dog
39/f/edinburgh
do everything that requires leaving the house
>/f/
.....wut? Is that your way of saying you have a dick and wear dresses?
So you want to be house wife? Can you cook and clean?
hi der open bobs
yeah sure I never did that before but I'm sure I'm capable
>never done it before
>I'm c-capable
I dunno user. Do you ride a cock well? How much would I have to teach you?
>P-please fuck me, user... I will pay you! Please..
listen I never did anything in my life before I did it and when I did it I could I dont see whats the problem
I'd pay for that.
I don't want to have to hold your hand through every step. Sure it's hot turning you gay it's my main fetish but I want you to at least have a sex drive.
You do want the fuck if you're getting paid right?
No I wont drive while fucking sorry
being payed to sexe is one of the biggest turn offs i can think of
Cheeky fuck. You're not a refugee or a nigger are you?
This isn't so much being paid as it is being taken care of in exchange for companionship.
More than you're worth faggot
Put a dollar amount to it. Everyone has a price.
Five hundred trillion dollarydoos!
that godamned monsta at it again
again? wut?
Already fuckin gay
No I#m fuckin not
doesn't count if you're already gay
Vagina fan. A lot.
$100mil USD to fuck
$1b USD to be fucked
Prolly like 500 bucks if it's a sexual act. I've been curious anyways so might as well make money and try it.
doG confirmed!
Homo
Even cume on hair?
dumb tranny
>Everyone has a price.
The american mind at work
All of the riches of the world wouldn’t convince me
Why are scots so homo?
i am not a scot
homosex spainiard
why are you trying to store erc tokens in btc wallet?
Maybe about 30 bones
Then what is this recording of you screaming about wanting someone to destroy your haggis and play with your pipes?
I havent been keeping up with crypto for a couple of months so I dont know what the meme shitcoin of the month is sorry
Also some trivia; erc is the name of Catalonia's biggest independence movement supporting political party
haggis is disgusting
the only good use for haggis is destroying it
uh, thought it was you on Jow Forums with your $40 in linkies
I didnt know how to come up with any other scottish sexual innuendos lole
They are still there, I just dont check on them
U c i do dog
id pay $10
i donut liek the scot
i'm doggy
The gay norf doggy
eewww dumb zoophile
:)
a cat is not fine
I'm already lesbian so, give me my gibs.
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post boobs
5$ are $5
I'm not gay but $20 is $20
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