How much money would it take to turn you gay?

How much money would it take to turn you gay?

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very little desu

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How much does it cost to turn a woman into a man?!

How little?

depends on the electricity bill

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not just money but a rich dude to take care of me forever

homosexuality is a sin and i would never sin no matter how great the mammon that the Satan offers is

doG

£3.50 and i'm down for pretty much anything

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based

dog

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three fiddy

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About 50k without insurance.
Understandable. Would he need to do anything special?
Noted.
.....asl? I've got money for a plane ticket and new clothes for you...

I'm only gay for myself

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dog

39/f/edinburgh

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do everything that requires leaving the house

>/f/
.....wut? Is that your way of saying you have a dick and wear dresses?
So you want to be house wife? Can you cook and clean?

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hi der open bobs

yeah sure I never did that before but I'm sure I'm capable

>never done it before
>I'm c-capable
I dunno user. Do you ride a cock well? How much would I have to teach you?

>P-please fuck me, user... I will pay you! Please..

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listen I never did anything in my life before I did it and when I did it I could I dont see whats the problem

I'd pay for that.
I don't want to have to hold your hand through every step. Sure it's hot turning you gay it's my main fetish but I want you to at least have a sex drive.
You do want the fuck if you're getting paid right?

No I wont drive while fucking sorry

being payed to sexe is one of the biggest turn offs i can think of

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Cheeky fuck. You're not a refugee or a nigger are you?
This isn't so much being paid as it is being taken care of in exchange for companionship.

More than you're worth faggot

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Put a dollar amount to it. Everyone has a price.

Five hundred trillion dollarydoos!

that godamned monsta at it again

again? wut?

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Already fuckin gay

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No I#m fuckin not

doesn't count if you're already gay

Vagina fan. A lot.

$100mil USD to fuck
$1b USD to be fucked

Prolly like 500 bucks if it's a sexual act. I've been curious anyways so might as well make money and try it.

doG confirmed!

Homo

Even cume on hair?

dumb tranny

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>Everyone has a price.
The american mind at work

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All of the riches of the world wouldn’t convince me

Why are scots so homo?

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i am not a scot
homosex spainiard

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why are you trying to store erc tokens in btc wallet?

Maybe about 30 bones

Then what is this recording of you screaming about wanting someone to destroy your haggis and play with your pipes?
I havent been keeping up with crypto for a couple of months so I dont know what the meme shitcoin of the month is sorry
Also some trivia; erc is the name of Catalonia's biggest independence movement supporting political party

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haggis is disgusting
the only good use for haggis is destroying it

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uh, thought it was you on Jow Forums with your $40 in linkies

I didnt know how to come up with any other scottish sexual innuendos lole
They are still there, I just dont check on them

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U c i do dog

id pay $10

i donut liek the scot
i'm doggy

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The gay norf doggy

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eewww dumb zoophile

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:)

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a cat is not fine

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I'm already lesbian so, give me my gibs.

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post boobs

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5$ are $5

I'm not gay but $20 is $20

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