Hows your dick anons?
Just to know everyone a little better OwO
>Size
14.5 cm like 6 inches
>log and head color
Soft brown/white on the log and a really deep pink on the head
>Hair
Yes a lot! black on the surroundings and halfway at the log
>Any surgeries (including circumcision)
nope
>Any malformations or something special on it (like tattoos or piercings?)
Phimosis, pearls (especially at the ring of my head, and at the bottom), and rn i have 3 pimples on it.
Now please share (~v~)
thats cool i love hearing about this stuff haha
Normie is you're reading this, fuck you. You triggered this shitstorm again, everything was fine until you had to go and be a faggot again.
>Size of 8 inches erect
>Pink head, white wood log
>Tons of ginger pubes everywhere, like a perpetual autumn forest
>No surgeries that I'm aware of
>None, it's as pristine as the rest of me
Dont be like that lets keep a nice atmosphere~
be like and just enjoy it :3
come one we all would love to here about you
a pure soul as expected from an island
We have this thread every week.
>if you're reading this
You brought this on yourselves. Apparently the prices of qt bois is really low right now :3
Ready for the shitstorm?
Are you really this curious?
>7255221
>>Size
>28 cm like 6 inches and imaginary
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>>log and head color
>white and imaginary
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>>Hair
>No, clean like a baby ass hair down there is nigger shit and imaginary
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>>Any surgeries (including circumcision)
>Yap circumcision is the right way to go...uncircumacision dick look like magnet come out of dead meat and imaginary
>>Any malformations or something special on
i really enjoy discussing this stuff
>white and imaginary
what do you mean by imaginary user?
HURRRR HURRR HURRRRR HURRRR MUH AUTISM
>giving him attention
you know, comments like yours are exactly why he is such an obnoxious attentionwhore
>another gay af gay war
hmm, to claw my eyes out or to leave bant for a week?
Yeah honestly, this time it's my fault. Looking at the catalog it's not that bad at all. Sorry, guys
I sorry I forget Jow Forums fell of gay men. But women dony have dick so that way it imaginary and black dick and goress black men and goress and I could ownly habe a white did even if it fake.
Probably leave. Every time someone impersonates me I'll drop the trip and make it gay here.
I have more proxies than stolen bikes in Neil Degrasse Tyson has in his backyard the thread op limit to me means nothing. I'll gay this shit board up.
Please dont fight just share your genitals, please...
you can have a dick in your mind my female fren!
Tell me why and maybe I will.
I see you have a special set of skills.
I have a dick but you have to truly believable it, like a fairy ownly one person seen it be for and said it was a big as me leg. As norime about it.
I would love to now what type of dick you have my russian friend!
I BELIVE I BELIVE I BELIVE I BELIVE I BELIVE I BELIVE I BELIVE I BELIVE IN IT
Skills i have acquired over a very long career.Skillsthat make me a nightmare for people like you. If you fuck my ass now daddy u3u that'll be the end of it.
The Mexican Dick Cataloguer at it again.
If ownly there was more of you that truely beleave in my holly dick give to me by the god of fug. Go out my child and spread the new of my dick
16cm long, 13cm girth
depends
a few at the base
nope
nothing special, just a vein that pops out a bit around the middle of the shaft
>size
6in or 15.24cm
>log and head color
a mix of white and pink?
>hair
Some on the base, going up a quarter of the shaft. Got a semi-bush around the base.
>surgeries (including circumcision
Look at my flag :^)
>Any malformations or something special on it (like tattoos or piercings?)
Other than being a cutfag, nope.
Thanks for sharing
*pat pat*
>6in
Cute....
>white and pink
Do wyte bois actually XDXDXD
>semi bush
Shave that off immediately. It's gross when it gets in your teeth.
As long as you believe in your dick you dont need anyone else fren
Thats suppose to be a dude
Y there tits
>he doesn't know about futa
Oh my sweet summer newfaggot, lurk moar.
See this is why you was never a true believer of my dick. It the hope the hurt the wrost
*hugs you*
I believe in your futa genitalia. The full package of dick, balls, and cunny.
[gookmootsucksbenis]I've even fantasized about it[/2lewd4u]
Futa is kinda scary
Well then.
That's why we have FEAR-BONERS
i belive in you is just that i kinda need a proof of its existence like a dick pic..?
Ok, why not.
>size
Not entirely sure actually since it varies from time to time, I guess its 12.5cm or just a little less than 5'', same in girth.
>color
Shaft is brown, veiny parts are dark brown, head goes from light pink to deep pink depending on how aroused I am.
>hair
My pubes look bad and cause skin issues so I just shave.
>surgeries
None thankfully.
>>Any malformations or something special on it (like tattoos or piercings?)
Used to have phimosis but streched it so I have a bit more foreskin than your average benis I guess, I can pull it down so it would look like americut dick though. Also I think its a bit too veiny but thats just personal preference I guess rather than something special.
So basically your average dicklet.
>i believe in you
>but I need you to post proofs
Mexican? More like mexiCAN'T!
hahahahaha i hadn't been called that since the shota bread
thats such a nice insult!
thanks my slavic fren
>shota bread
You're not that m*Xican't pedo are you?
sorry for the late answer i was reading "boku girl" is really good you should try it oWo
>evading the question
Im currently in chapter 82 and im loving it so far!
you can read it in mangapark.com its in english there UWU
>STILL evading the question
wow the other guys suddenly whent mute didnt they
hahahaha
Gee, I wonder why.
yeah supper weird
He-hey frens dont ya wanna talk about something...?
Well fuck it, ill go bact to work on monday and i will go back to work mode
Nope, you've been outed as the SMP (Sick Mexican Pedo).
And now I leave.
yeah its me i was on vacation since the last
"dick share" bread but ill go back to my office soon so i wont be as "nyan desu~~"
but its weird dont ya think? every time i trie to have a normal brad some faggots start fighting over stupid shit and then i get insulted for nothing, funny isnt it?
All of ya can be so funny, like watching a dog play with another dog, or a cat looking at a mirror, but all of ya are so unbearable naive, yall like a kid, a stupid fucking kid that has it all, i fucking hope that one day yall be relived and can finally disappear, see even now im kind fucking degenerates.