Good day, commonfolk. It is time once again for me to cure you peasants of the gay...

Good day, commonfolk. It is time once again for me to cure you peasants of the gay, as I have been lacking in my posting. Tell me of your symptoms so that I may cure them.

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if noone reports any symptoms does that mean bant has been cured?

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I had sex with 3 of my friends on a camping trip in a tent ^w^. just kidding I have no friends :(

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It means that people are cowards
So than who did you have sex with?

I didn't have sex lol

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Sometimes I fuck your dad in the ass and he drains his cum shits into your beverages. Cure my Faggot!

I know, I just wanted to hear you say it
Apply this golden pine resin onto your crotch. Bit of electroshock therapy never hurt, eh?

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I drink a glass of water every night .

>I know, I just wanted to hear you say it
stop bullying

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Drink more, it’ll help flush out the gay
:^)

>glass
fucking idiot

:^(

how many cheese burgers have you eaten this work

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>:^)

>_

Right, fuck off, pooftah

I think you replied to the wrong person

Is wanting to wear dresses gay?

Yes you have the big gay.

Indeed. Treatment involves wearing denim clothes, even denim underpants, for 5 to 7 months
Fuck off normie, go flick your combat cards

What if he wears short girly shorts like that hungarian fully submissive bottom faggot?

I'm actually not doing that anymore. Got in the way of my full time job.

Well, good thing that denim is flammable
What may that be?

I'm a loan processor for a consumer loan agency. Essentially I sell people money.

$20 for $20? Sounds like a deal.

why dresses look comfy . my balls would be so cool and free.
>denim is flammable
flaming hot

More like $20 now for $35 later.

ok there my dudes, I ran the numbers and I can have 45260 children if I start impregnating women immediately , I would need two girls a day and I need to cycle them daily, since it takes 270 days to make a baby that means I need a cycle of 540 women at any given time. Since they reach menopause in 32 years (after maturity) I would need to add more in and I would need about two cycles, so that means I would need 1080 sexual partners in my lifetime. do you think I can make it?

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can you give me a loan

each time I see one of em feminine boys in dresses I pop a big ol' woody
but that can't be gay, right?
clarify it for me doc willya, Im a bit worried

It's not gay

whew that's a load off my chest thank you
I really hate them fags you see, if I was one I'd probably have offed myself

I’m sorry, but it appears that you are infected.

pd are you gay

I am a mercy main in overwatch

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No
>plays over watch
Super gay

but you told me you love me and we're both male and that's gay are you gay

welcome back pd
that's called bromance

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I never said such a thing
Where do you come from? It is a mystery...

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