Python website is broken

>python website is broken
what's going on here?

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python.com/index.html
status.python.org/incidents/w8lq7ggjj7d9
twitter.com/AnonBabble

just python being python

Typical python.
Nothing new to see here folks.

>Using Heroku for anything serious
kek

>python
>serious
you kidding right?

You're right. I was shitposting, but giving that level of credence to Python was inappropriate even in a joke.

python.com/

bruh

>Warning: session_start(): open(/var/lib/php/session/sess_ibk0l3cvjq6dvvdu85v7ar2ru4, O_RDWR) failed: Permission denied (13) in /data/webmaster/python/index.phtml on line 2
>Notice: Undefined variable: logout in /data/webmaster/python/index.phtml on line 3
>Notice: Undefined variable: reports in /data/webmaster/python/index.phtml on line 8
>Notice: Undefined variable: rC in /data/webmaster/python/index.phtml on line 14
>Warning: Unknown: open(/var/lib/php/session/sess_ibk0l3cvjq6dvvdu85v7ar2ru4, O_RDWR) failed: Permission denied (13) in Unknown on line 0
>Warning: Unknown: Failed to write session data (files). Please verify that the current setting of session.save_path is correct (/var/lib/php/session) in Unknown on line 0
So this is the power... of dynamic typing...

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You using Heroku? Python and Heroku are like two twin brothers fighting to see which one will get aborted first.

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>Due to unforeseen circumstances beyond our control, we regret to inform you that Python is closed.
>We wish you the best in your endeavours.
python.com/index.html

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>/var/lib/php/session
>php
>python.com

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NO BROS THIS CANT BE HAPPENING
WHAT DO I USE NOW? RUST?

its already fixed

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You guys are stupid
Python.org

> seriously. im this fucking retarded.
website works fine, you stupid cunt. don't forget to kill yourself for wasting people's time.
ah the intelligence of java programmers. always at rock bottom, along with their careers.

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And? My post stands.

That's the domain used in the OP. Go there, there really is a Heroku message.

> i just can't stop being a stupid fucking retard!
you need to stop.

Hmmmmm

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No it doesn't.

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nope, you probably get a cached version

Is this damage control, or are you really this ignorant? I really can't tell since you're not actually telling me why you think you're right or what you even think you're right about.

status.python.org/incidents/w8lq7ggjj7d9

> not having a site fail on you is ignorance
imagine being this fucking retarded? shut the fuck up, retard.
no, retard. the site is online and then offline again.
fuck off, java programmer. let us know when you've stopped sucking on sun micropenis. site is working again as i type this.
weeeeeeeeeew.
another screencap as proof. it never gets old dealing with you intellectual retards.

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You replied to 72573348 (Me) twice here, and I'm still confused as to what you're talking about the. Are you really this upset that the python website went down?

>what you're talking about the
'here', not 'the'. That's what I get for phoneposting.