I just wanted a laptop

I can't take this anymore.

I just need a good windows laptop for Uni with premium quality. But there's too many godamn options... each OEM sells 300 different bullshit laptops.

Fuck's sake, this is why I like Apple. I just want a laptop with equal or better specs than a MacBook Pro.

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Just get an Asus like all the other CS majors, brainlet.

Then it's pretty easy and there are just 2 options.

>Surface Laptop
>SurfaceBook
Rest has laughable 16:9 screens.

Or you can just run fucking Windows in bootcamp if you really need it that much.

bro....relax. read some reviews. cross examine some good options. put in your order. eat a burger.

USED THINKPAD

Every review is the same repeated buzzword

Found the poorfag.

Notebookcheck is pretty gud. Don't be lazy.

>equal or better specs than a MacBook Pro.
$3000 macbooks get fucking destroyed by $300 laptops with ULV CPUs

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>Asus
Garbage
>Surface
Hot garbage.

>with premium quality
You like Apple chinkshit, you don't care about premium quality.

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Lenovo ThinkPad P53

Look at this shit, every OEM is shit to someone.

I mean, the premium build and screen is good. What they fail at is the keyboard and poor heat dissipation.

>Look at this shit, every OEM is shit to someone.
This shouldn't be acceptable to anyone.

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dude just get a dell laptop. dell is the ibm of the modern era. 99% of people who buy high end dell laptops are happy with them

jesus fucking christ what the actual hell

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>premium build
Debunked marketing horseshit.
Nice buzzwords street shitter.

STOP

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Get an x280, my x270 is the best Uni Laptop I could have wished for.

actually what the fuck

>with premium quality.
No Fagbook has ever had that.

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>pajeet hands

>this is why I like Apple, it takes the choice away from me
If your double digit brain cell count can't do something as basic as a simple market search, then yes, an Apple device is just perfect for you.

Found the bugman

This is why you should need a license to use a heat gun.

It's a demonstration, you fucking idiot. They're showing what happens when you apply too much heat.

HP: Elitebook or Zbook.
Lenovo: Thinkpad
Dell: Precision or Latitude.

There, you fucking dolt. 5 lines. Get one that you think you'll like, and spec it to what you need.

>Repairability score: 0

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Well when their primary market is street shitters, and they employ primarily street shitters, and they primarily contract repairs to street shitters it goes without saying it would be a street shitter doing the video.

why

>implying that is in any way discernable in an audioless clip of someone fucking up with a heat gun

It's clearly from ifixit.com.

Dell XPS-13/15. Get an external monitor and USB keyboard to use in your room and enjoy max portability and manufactoruing quality on the road/in class.

YIKES

I don't own products that break so often I go there more than once every few years so why would I know that? Why would anyone who buys half decent products and/or takes care of their stuff know that for that matter?

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Just admit you're retarded already. Stop being so ignorant of the world around you.

You have two choices

Dell XPS 13 or 15
ThinkPad X1 Carbon (14") or Extreme (15.6")

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Go buy an apple you shit.

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Fuck off. Admit you're a cunt who posts shit with zero context or Information and expects people to just know what it is.

No one else had trouble with it. Maybe you're just not perceptive enough. Or you just got upset because you like Microsoft.

You have got to be the most insufferable person in your zip code. Kill yourself as a matter of public service.

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You're lazy. Buy a razer blade lol

Dell doesn't ship to my country. Fucking cunts.

Ah yes, a poorly built piece of crap that dies in a year. Excellent.

The cheapest clevo rebrand you can get is the best choice. Has been for over a decade now.

>Hi go- i mean guys, I don't like Apple© too but is there any alternatives that has the same specs as MacBook Pro©?
>
>Oh sweetie that list doesn't count because it's not design/made by Apple©
Every fucking time.

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>much better laptops
>Surface and Asus

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For the price yeah.

Price isn't the issue.

go to your local market, your options will automatically be reduced than just buy something from there in your price range.
not like you gonna play heavy vidya in your laptop right

...

Used Dell Latitude. It's like the used thinkpad meme but you can get ones from like 2017, instead of 2013 at the latest.

Dell XPS

Well, timestamp your paycheck.

Than a Macbook?
Yes, easily. Macbooks are genuinely garbage tier. Cheap ass asus laptops that practically fall apart out of the box are better built.

Just get a Thinkpad bro, the new ones are MacBook tier

ThinkBook
ThinkPad X1, P1 or W series
Dell XPS

More Budget alternatives are

Any Xiomeme lapbook pro or Huawei.

Get a used/refurbished Lenovo Thinkpad or Dell Latitude with at least a 5th gen i5, at least 8GB of RAM and an SSD. Preferably with a 1080p display, they sometimes come with 768p displays. Something like a Thinkpad T450s or Latitude E5450.

what site has the best prices

>Just get a Surface bro! It's great!

>Uni
So you're probably a poorfag like me. I got a very good deal on a new Thinkpad E495. It's pretty good, and if you're not in a tropical place it won't run too hot either.

I think I'll just go to Best buy or office Depot and get whatever they have at around $900

Get a MacBook pro

thinkpad or toughbook
>pick one

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Get a toilet, street shitter.

maxed out thinkpad P72, still cheaper than a macbook

>Price is not the issue
>Specs are not the issue
>Brands are not the issue

bruh how can you be too dumb to compare specs and read revoews like how is it even possible to be that dumb

Any questions?

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How many laptops cost $1300 with i5/i7 and +8GB RAM with an SSD?

Over 20.

So just pick any of them.
All of them will have superior performance over the fagbook.
All of them will have superior build quality over the fagbook.
All of them will have superior cooling over the fagbook.
All of them will have superior freedom over the fagbook.

see

just try to avoid opening it like that

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cringe

BASED