That first coffee of the day

And then to the shitter.

>the first scoop of preworkout of the day

>that first monster ultra white of the day

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>he has inferior genes

coffee is disgusting.

>was drinking so much caffeine I had a weird touch sensation

lasted like 3 days. one day without caffeine and it went away

One day without caffeine I have headaches.

>he needs coffee to wake up
Let me guess, a Scatbugs too?

>first bowl of the day

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Coffee making you poop is one of the main reasons to drink coffee.

>eating tacos and coffee at my desk
>watching pipelines fail in gitlab
feels good dudes

coffee makes your peepee smaller bro

tea drinker lies

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well i got size to spare =)

>first coffee of the day
>3:30 am
I need help

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kino

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tfw ran out of coffee so had to have green tea

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yea me too but the touch sensation was scaring me so I just took ibuprofen

>that chocolate nicecream shake for late night breakfast

>tfw coffee in the morning and green tea in the afternoon

Only if you have shit genes.

>he doesn't have genes for shitting

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>Coffee making you poop is one of the main reasons to drink coffee.
i wish this happened im almost always constipated, probably because of the amount of caffeine i consume kek

itt addicts

I can't tell the difference between the shit I usually drink and the hottest meme coffee.
I just use it to get woke.
Same goes for wine.

wow cool why don't you tell us more about your mormon upbringing

stop being an addict, it will improve ur life substantially

i prefer water

>tfw the first shot of the day

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>when you did a good job today

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For me it's ald-52, the best microdose

this but original flavor is better

>wake up
>feel miserable, overworked and lonely
>put on a pot
>walk outside, smoke half a cigarette
>come back in and pour a cup
>go back outside and finish the cigarette and coffee on the porch, in the sun
>put on some morning tunes
>somehow, that miserable feeling from earlier is gone
>things seem like they'll work out today, too
Good morning Jow Forums, I hope you have a great day!

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Dude, weed, lmao

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I would be hard pressed to find that with my situation

Society has deemed that there is no such thing as caffeine addiction, medically speaking at least.
Now before you get up in arms about this distinction, let me deflate your argument right now:

Addiction is strictly a concept that is meaningful in a conventionalist context. There is no underlying, coherent difference between the molecules your body uses for nutrition, and the molecules that are designated as drugs. In fact, many essential micronutrients exhibit the same behavior as some recreational drugs:
Tyrosine - 5HT agonism (DMT (endogenously produced from tyrosine!), LSD, 4-HO-DMT)
Magnesium - NMDA antagonism (PCP, Ketamine, DXM)
Phenylalanine - TAAR1 agonism (amphetamine, methamphetamine, MDMA)
Glutamate - GABA agonism (Benzodiazepines, alcohol, barbituates)

Lacking some of these micronutrients isn't truthfully disastrous. Some of them are known to be exceedingly toxic and destructive. If you have a reduced capacity to metabolize phenylalanine, the average amount in a diet would give you brain damage. If you have a reduced production in monoamine oxidizers (or eat too much garlic, or other sources of MOAIs) tyrosine will make you hallucinate, and probably even kill you.

Are you addicted to the above substances? You probably automatically seek out sources rich in Phenylalanine and Tyrosine without even knowing it. The answer is: of course not. It's not an encultured idea in your head that you can become addicted to any of these things. We classify these as nutrients, not drugs, and I'm certain that will be your own reasoning for why you cannot be considered addicted to these.

So, undoubtedly, you are relying on society's own definition of addiction to form your own. In order for coffee addiction to be meaningful, one has to reject the medically accepted parameters of addiction, and the conventions that are used to back it. You are so ready to disregard this discrepency, because it pushes your own agenda.

t. Doesn't drink coffee or tea

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>stop being an addict

Oh because youre some perfect puritan faggot huh? Like people who are addicted to a substance on a maladaptive level/to the point of self harm need help for sure.

But coffee/caffeine is literally the most bottom barrel pleb teir substance known to man. Aint nothing wrong with drinking coffee in the morning unless youre filling up a 7/11 big gulp full of it.

But hey lets talk about you since youre the one whos all high and mighty. Everyone has an addiction user, whags yours? The internet? Jow Forums? Binge watching anime? Maybe jacking off or maybe ur so chad that youre addicted to fucking your wife? Maybe youre addicted to shit posting, or maybe youre a pol fag and youre addicted to hate. Who knows maybe youre addicted to working, or ricing your desktop or phone.

Youve got vices too user, no need to be a faggot about it. And even if youre addicted to sucking cock I wouldnt judge you

lmao coffee addict
i bet you say "4-6hrs of sleep is fine" but dont function for hours in the morning unless you had your coffee

i don't in fact have any addictions, stop coping and projecting
if anything i might've been addicted to eating/internet at some point but those have been long broken
i live a happy stress free life and want the same for others, don't take it personl bud

Honestly don't even respond to the retards trying to pin you as an addict. I can almost guarantee these idiots are people who were coddled by their parents and sheltered from the harms of the world, people who have never worked a hard day in their life. People that aren't in a situation where they and their colleagues mutually rely on each other for success.

I didn't drink coffee for years and still woke up in the morning feeling like shit, not because I have poor dietary or sleep habits, but because my work days are long and hard. Coffee helps alleviate that, and while it's not the best substance in the world for you, I'd gladly knock a year off my life to make the rest of it more enjoyable.

What if I told you that addicts can live happy, stress-free lives?
Coffee isn't exactly heroin.

break the coffee machine in the office and witness a bunch of junkies turn to zombies

That's why you don't break the coffee machine.

The coffee machine in my office was down for a week and, while people complained, we were still able to get along just fine and make all of our deliverables. Coffee is just a performance enhancer, most people don't need it just to get through the day, it's nothing like an addiction to hard drugs.

I like coffee, but a rich milk makes me happy. Sometimes I go get the cream-top ones.

>When the first bowl of salvia for the day hits
youtube.com/watch?v=woPff-Tpkns

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>first two pints of coffee

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>first bowl of the day

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