I have some ideas for a new dating app. It's like Tinder, but it requires men to submit their pay stubs and bank account balances to the moderators. Women can select which ranges of wealth men they want to see just like they can select men of certain ages. Men are charged a fee to use the site relative to their wealth and how many women they meet from the site. Women can rate men they meet and have sex with and post intimate details only other women can see.
I have another idea for a gay dating site, like Grinder except users have to verify penis size if they register as tops and you can register as bottoms for free.
Your ideas are so retarded that I'm sure you're too dumb to implement them. Women aren't turned on by pieces of green paper and fags are happy with what they got because they'll fuck anything.
Jack Smith
>It's like Tinder Lost me there bud.
Fuck off
Colton Bell
Can I suggest that women are also required to submit their weight?
Justin Gonzalez
>I have some ideas for a new dating app. It's like Tinder, but it requires men to submit their pay stubs and bank account balances to the moderators. Women can select which ranges of wealth men they want to see just like they can select men of certain ages. Men are charged a fee to use the site relative to their wealth and how many women they meet from the site. Women can rate men they meet and have sex with and post intimate details only other women can see. KYS
>I have another idea for a gay dating site, like Grinder except users have to verify penis size if they register as tops and you can register as bottoms for free. So basically fetlife mobile for fags only? Not bad. Could see it being profitable.
Matthew Myers
yeah that second idea could actually work . . .
but it's not based Westboro approved and God would send you to hell
Imaging you do all that for a thot, lel It is funny when they mention their hights, unlike men, hights are irrelevant for women and men simply don't care about it, men care about your weight. This
Dylan Thomas
christian fags overly religious hypocrites. they aren't trolling.
Levi Parker
Why cant someone make a fuck app where users submit their std results and only allow people with clean results to find people. Plus people with diseases match with other disease ridden scum
Jackson Butler
>select highest salary range >never select lowest salary range
>lets make online dating even easier for females to be vapid whores yeh, no thanks op
Leo Scott
>Implying anyone would willingly submit their pay stubs to your shitty app I make six figures a year. If I wanted my money to impress a woman so I can fuck her, I'd just get an escort. Which I do all the time.
Noah Sanchez
Usually Wealth men, hire escort and dating using expensive parties or places.
Exist huge industry high end escorts, but single mistake and you are literally dead
Anthony Cooper
100% unequivocally based
Leo Jenkins
post is clearly bait lol
Isaiah Barnes
Making a dating app is easy, getting the userbase is the hard part. Look at an app store of your choice and see all the dating apps without users. That's where your project is going if you even manage to complete it.
Adrian Miller
This is a great idea and I will incorporate it or make another app.
They're gonna be whores regardless, but at least in this case ima get that cheddar.
Yes but escort sites are becoming fewer and fewer. I feel like this would skirt around existing law much more easily.
Thanks.
It's not at all, completely serious.
This is a good point. But I have a plan for that. I will initially market it locally, make it something just for people in Baltimore where I live. Market it to strippers, escorts, etc. Allow rich guys to use it for free. Market it to college girls who wanna meet rich men.
The next part is "leaking" it to local news stations. They will promote it by the controversy angle, saying oh its so AWFUL someone made this. That will get national news attention. One more month of free shit and boom. I start charging men and rake in the millions.
Carson Nelson
Wow you can be the idea guy and I'll program it for you! We can split it 50/50!
Cameron Peterson
>Yes but escort sites are becoming fewer and fewer. I feel like this would skirt around existing law much more easily. I live in a country where prostitution is legal so it doesn't really matter.
Landon Baker
kys faggot
Daniel Murphy
90/10 take it or leave it.
The US doesn't and I'm about to get rich off of it.
Michael Allen
Cool idea user, I have cool ideas also, it like uber but for people who like to insert large dragon dildo into their anus. I'm an ideas guy so I will come up with ideas while you do all the work, 50/50 split ok?
Logan Moore
I got this. How about making women PAY to be able to see any pay range higher than the lowest? Maybe even tier it, so more you pay to the app the richer men you can see.
Joseph Martinez
OP this is great idea, made me laugh
lol at everyone in the thread becoming so triggered so easily
Do one where if you swiped right you're basically down to fuck just gotta agree on the location.
Parker Bailey
90/10, take it or leave it.
Nah, it has to be free for women to get them to use it. Maybe the more frequently you message and meet men, the higher pay range you can access. Also, we can allow men to rate women just like women rate men.
Oh I know it's a great idea. The reason people here don't like it is because they are broke niggas.
Hunter Lopez
OP is sitting on a license to print money with this idea and all you smoothbrains are too busy angrily jerking eachother off to realize.
Michael Robinson
Isn't there already a dearth of tops in most markets, and slutty gays share pics freely anyway, making that pointless? Shape matters too. If it's long but has a cholesterol-shriveled head, it's not much fun.
Your hetero ideas are great. Would generate much salt.
Daniel Nelson
call it "sugar" like sugar daddy
Alexander Gomez
If someone is not eager to share their weight, they are too fat for me.
Jason Williams
Why not both? Make it like an online game, either you grind your way to the millionaires, or you pay to skip.
Adrian Anderson
There's already dating sites for women to meet wealthy dudes. Your idea has been done. In fact, every idea related to sex and dating is already done. You'll have to wait for the next wave of new technology and find a way to make it applicable to sex. Sorry dude. Better luck with whatever eventually replaces cell phones.
Liam Cruz
Okay but who makes the logo?
Austin Hughes
This comes down to an issue of marketing. People are unsatisfied with Tinder. Most people have two or three dating apps. I'm simply filling an opening. Calling it a Sugar Daddy app would push people away. If I can add useful features and successfully market it, I will make bank. You start local, and work your way up.
Adrian Carter
>Okay but who makes the logo? I'll make it
Jonathan Hughes
I guess I can take solace in the fact that they'll never be happy for an extended period in their lives.
