What does Jow Forums do for a living?

Professional NEET

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I sell offshore internet services from my home in Seychelles.

masturbate on cam

Same, I've even managed to get my neetbux and go to uni at the same time

>go to uni
not a neet pal!

Scientific software developer

can i watch?

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Maybe my skills would be better explained as professional neetbux collector

I eat horse dick and horse ass and horse shit.

Not in
Employment,
Education, or
Training

Software engineer mostly in instrumentation. Currently in bio equipment/applications, formerly in semiconductor equipment.

it guy at school. Pay is meh, work is meh but at least i have free time

Going to university for CS and working for the university as a tutor for the lower half of the degree. Basically I sit in a room and wait for random people to come in and ask me for help debugging java programs

It's not all too bad, but overtime can get creepy as fuck. Doesn't help that it's cold as a witch's tit down there.

I do repairs and maintenance on production equipment mostly involving sewing machines and the like. Sometimes a bit of it support here and there and small stuff like that.

what kind of qualifications did you need to get a job like that?

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NEET, play classic wow and shitpost all day

>implying I make a living
DEATH TO THE RICH

unless its cripplebux, that's illegal (and you just confessed to it online while living in the most surveilled country in the world).

InfoSec Manager. I shitpost all day and do actual real work 4 weeks a year when the auditors are here

i have bachelors in computer systems. To work this job it was required to have any higher education in computer stuff

Refurbing laptops/phones/tablets

It's approved by the neetbux office here in my country.

Just start ASAP -- don't spend too much time trying to learn everything before you begin. Just jump in and start writing. You'll have time to continue learning while you're working but the best way to learn is to just do and split test. See what works, what doesn't, etc.

From there it's really just a numbers game until you've built up a decent client list and portfolio. Once you've carved out your own little corner in whatever niche you're wanting to sell in, you start having clients come to you and you won't have to do much outreach.

But when you're first starting off, expect to send a shit ton of emails, pitches, proposals, and even some spec work if you're feelin ballsy.

One of my earliest pitches to a company was an email saying "your landing page is pretty terrible, I re-wrote it and included a mockup attached below, have your web team run an A/B test with it against your current LP and shoot me an email back in 3 weeks when you see how much better your conversions are."

Oh, and find a niche you prefer to write in. I personally stay away from cosmetics and anything dealing with medicinal claims, FDA regulations, etc. but there is a ton of money there for those who specialize in it.

Buttsex

assistant professor, computer science

I work at Apple, half my time is caressing my $999 stand, and the other half I'm reporting Satania fags

trade buttcoin

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Dig holes and then fill them back up.

Boring dot net job, mostly doing chatbots. The only good thing is that I don't need to talk to costumers, I only do the implementation so I just put my phones and don't talk to anybody until I leave. I suspect that my co-workers think I'm a sociopath, but my manager likes me cause I finish the tasks on time and even got me a raise without asking.

You are living my dream

Engineer in German automotive

I exploit little girls on Jow Forums

Wannabe Day Trader

Code monkey for a bank

Idk being parasite to my parents like moot use to be

What's a 999 dollar stand

ur mom

I am a Financial Advisor and make 7 figures a year.

ayy lemme ask you some questions:

how easy is it to dev custom integrations/apis for odoo?
how easy is it to implement marketing automation (e.g. Mautic)?

thanks very much mane

I dont. I have too low IQ to work so I study engineering so that I can neet with a clear conscience. Im not going to do physical work, Id rather kill myself.

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I wanna be that guy, just some regular ol' IT help helper in a school or other organization, or IT service desk for companies who sell solutions to other companies. Right now my studies are mostly just web development but I've developed a distaste for project work and I think I'd just go ballistic if I had to work in code.

I scam people.

Are you earning anything?

Numale detected

Idk cause im still new and am the only one working on the thing, still trying to get the basivs down with a deadline ticking on me :(
If i had to guess i'd say it wouldn't be too hard, because everything seems modular.

I wish I was a numale. Say what you will but at least theyre able to hold a job and go to social gatherings. At least they dont have sub 110 IQ

Webshit for 180k/yr. Live in GA.

manual labor can be pretty cool if you have luck and encounter nice people. I befriended many "dumb", but very helpful, good people when I was working in a factory. plus I was able to listen to music and audiobooks all day while doing this mindless work. very cool times.

by the way nice artful picture, very intriguing

>They all know I'm kind of a freetard, and half of the IT department is also freetarded too, so it's not a hostile environment
based freetard
I hope stallman read this, he would probably very proud of you

I am on my Universities self driving car team (no pay) so I work at Qdoba for the easy money and food. If I wasn't on the team doing awesome research I would get a real job, but it takes up so much time that I can't

Software developer in identity space, 130k a year remote

CTO

i'm an accountant

i do integrations development and sql stuff/sysadmin stuff at a university. kinda wanna get into embedded C work or maybe lecturing

Friend sir, I am glad you are getting the joke :3

>discord

I do research and design work for the Super Large Hadron Collider.

NEET

GRA until I get a real job.

>this

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assistant professor, gender studies

based as fuck

Are you in NL? Whence the fabled neetbux?

Hate to say this: I'm a NEET and still live with my parents. Basically watch anime, shit post on my free time at day and play videogames, watch footaball(real footaball, not handegg) at night.

>wangbloze
not this

>footaball(real footaball, not handegg)
fuck off spic

My resume:
>2015-2019: Research (private)
>2010-2014: Tech company
>Prior: Math PhD dropout

That's fucking rude.

Commercial fishing captain.

dig holes and fill em up again

software dev

800+ pips so far on this last trade

.03 lots = $81 and counting. it's not much because this is a $100 account I'm starting with. 200% gain in two days brother. One position

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correction, 317 pips from my earliest entry.

my three entries combined (.01x3) total above 800 pips.

shit, that sounds comfy as all hell

im the trash man

Serious question: how to get a job in tech without a degree? Programmer or sysadmin are fine by me.

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programmer
>freelance

sysadmin
>get a degree

Hmmm I wonder who could be behind this post...

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Hmmm I wonder if this is just unable to accept the fact that real life takes work and he can't score a cushy sysadmin job without getting a degree

I hit the nail I see.

cert is not a degree
you can go right now to microsoft or redhat, cisco
tests.
if you pass them you get the cert no degree needed

tell that to
but i bet he won't put forth the effort

What are some low-stress Jow Forums careers?

teach programming in school

yoga instructor

Application Support Engineer (L3)
>what it really means
Networking, sysadmin and programming all at the same time, while getting paid for only one.

sounds comfy

suckin/g/ dicks