Normies and smartphones

What the fuck do normies do on their smartphones? I don't have one so i can't understand. Every single normie is glued to their nsa device 24/7. They literally look at it while walking/riding the bike.
WHAT THE FUCK ARE THEY DOING THAT REQUIRES CONSTANT ATTENTION????

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shut up boomer

>riding the bike
A map, at least that's what I do.

Browse Jow Forums or reddit

Yes I'm a redditfag stfu

Because they lack social skills or are totally socially inept. They get anxiety attacks when they make eye contact with people not in their pathetically small circle. Doesn't bother me though. It allows me to troll them irl. I say hello in a loud voice and smile and 85% percent of them either give me a weak, nervous smile, pretend they didn't hear me, or give me a dirty look then look away. I find it very amusing.

>maps/navigation
>check email/slack/trello/etc. notifications for work
>podcasts/music
>texting friends/S.O.
>use it to pay at the grocery store, coffee shop, hell even gas stations now
>Reddit/Jow Forums/other social media browsing
>Look up business hours and address if you're about to go somewhere
>read news updates if you get notifications
>etc. etc.

If you're not an autist then you'd realize that a smart phone is nearly a requirement for a lot of people who are over the age of 13 and employed, OP.

Nevermind, this is more autistic than OP and you're actually delusional if you think that's what's going on.

>Doesn't bother me though
>writes a whole paragraph about it
user, I...

chat with their friends/family

Feed data to the botnet so they can receive personalized apps

they use them as a computer replacement, so youtube,facebook,twitter, music and vidya

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this, I'm not good with roads and can't interact with people
so jewgle maps is huge help

cartoon-watching manchild

ok boomer

I want to nakadashi Kuro

>normies
You need to go back.

fate prisma is made for adults

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This user fucks.

WHAT EPISODE IS THIS???

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t. faggot nigger tranny phone zombie

This

Based chad

>I say hello in a loud voice and smile
Where I live you'd get your ass kicked pretty soon if you go around smiling at strangers.

kek

Social media is addictive, and normies eat that shit up.

Browsing 4channel on my bed after work and streaming music to bluetooth speakers around the house.

notice that none of the characters are glued to their phones in this scene

cringle and bluepilled boomer

Playing muh gacha games m8.

>read Jow Forums
>read the news
>read my homework
>read for tests
>message friends, family
>shitpost
I dont get people who complain about smartphones. I came across this narc on the bus, he would yell about how shit modern society is as people use their phones like zombies. Here I was, not giving the shit and reading Reuters.

(You) wouldnt give a shit if I read the paper but somehow my phone is different? Fuck off

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the thing that makes me the most disenfranchised with modern society is how all of the boomers i knew growing up had complete disdain for video games and i explicitly remember my grandparents and my friends grandparents being extremely critical of portable game consoles and the aesthetic choices of the games on them. why are they so pastel colored? what is the point of them? i didn't give a fuck, i just wanted to play super mario 64 on the bus

and now i see them playing clash of clans and candy crush on their ipad. so much for the values and standards that you held other people to. i don't think i've ever seen a group of people collectively 180 on something so quickly they refuse to admit they even held the original opinion

No idea mate, I just collect waifus. Honestly its the best way to play some shit while bored on the go or at work, its pretty chill. Then again im not a retard who whales in those games, so eh. Mileage may vary.

I think one key difference is we didn't bust out an N64 in the middle of a conversation at lunch. Everyone's been in a situation where they were talking to someone who just takes out their phone when you're talking or doing an activity with them.

i mostly do anki cards while walking

Nope lmao, you're giving them too much credit

They gotta check their instagram, facebook, snapchat, whatsapp and yeah that's basically it

Based slav.

talk to people dumbfuck, that's why they're normies

That's so wrong. Normies social lives are now richer than ever before.

Most people would be reading tabloids though

>WHAT THE FUCK ARE THEY DOING THAT REQUIRES CONSTANT ATTENTION
It doesn't require constant attention, they're just not raised properly and think potential new push messages are more important than looking around in the real world. Looking at phone screens should be banned in traffic.

>telling people who don't care about the menial task you are 'sharing with the world' rather than 'engaging in yourself' is somehow a rich social life
Daily reminder that global production of poison gas is alarmingly low.

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Im actually thinking of getting rid of my smartphone. It has no use other than another Jow Forums machine. I don't even make phone calls on the thing. The only good thing is the ability to take MMS messages because everyone seems to like texting me instead. I spend majority of my time on my laptop because I can do whatever I want on it and on my NS.

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Wanna know how I know you're autistic?

>normies
at least try to act like you belong here, it really doesn't take a lot of effort

Looking at porn, texting friends and/or people they want to fuck, checking likes and shit on instagram, tumblr, facebook, etc.

Phones are just little dopamine dispensers and it's why I stopped using mine since I rarely did anything productive on it.

> I say hello in a loud voice and smile and 85% percent of them either give me a weak, nervous smile, pretend they didn't hear me

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It is in literally every non-third-world country pajeet

By Jow Forumss terms I always feel like a huge normie. I send memes on instagram, dickaround on snapchat, play phone games etc etc
>B-b-but user! (((JEWGLE))) is gonna steal all of your private data and take away your rights!
I don't really care, by the time I figured all of that out, they already had over 2 years worth of mine (and my friends) information and already know who I am.

You guys just need to stop cranking everything to 11 so much and become less NEET-y. It's bad for your health

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>couple of words is a "whole paragraph"
ESLtard, I...

fuck off normalfag

Yep. Just kids being kids, living in the moment. Not a phone in sight

satan stop plz

>boasting about living in a shithole

>Normies
can you stop being such a canerous newfaggot and cia?

Cause they're dumb.

You have to go back

>I say hello in a loud voice and smile and 85% percent of them either give me a weak, nervous smile, pretend they didn't hear me, or give me a dirty look then look away. I find it very amusing.
stop being so loud i haven't had my coffee yet jeez

they are busy posting food pics and belfies

If you are annoyed by normies and smartphones you'd lose your mind in Japan.

The default isn't program, website, computer, pc, etc.

Hardly anyone has a computer. Everything is spoken and advertised on the assumption that you have and use a smartphone. So many businesses require you to download their 'app' and don't have a website. People look at you weird for having a pc and ask why dont you just do everything on your phone

Actually, the opposite. They're a LARPer.

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Talking to friends, you should try too

>6 sentences isn’t a paragraph

>WHAT THE FUCK ARE THEY DOING THAT REQUIRES CONSTANT ATTENTION????
It seems to be inane conversations about exactly what they are doing right at that moment. It is sorta like social sonar. They ping each other with inane anecdotes.

So much this. I don't own a phone of any type. I don't use any of the membership-requiring social media of any type either. People will ask for my number, email, or facebook then short a circuit when I tell them I don't have one. They ask, "How do you talk to people!?" I'm like, "What do you think we are doing right now?"

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You sound like a cool guy user

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>I've already had HIV for 2 years who cares if it develops into full blown aids y'all should be a gigantic faggot like me!

>anime
stopped reading right there

please everyone
just go outside

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I've always wanted to ask these fags who bitch and moan about people being on their phones/tablet what it was like waiting in some shithole like the DMV 25 years ago and not having something to tune out the hours of listening to kids screaming and employees barking orders at where to wait. Ask these boomer fucks just how many lifelong friends they've made from talking to some annoyed stranger on a bus or in a doctor's office. Protip: They can't.

Just because normalfags enjoy sending their private information all over Goyimgram isn't the reason smartphones are shit. It's how you use them.

Did you really self-censored? Big oof.

>spic trying to fit in but his shit english fucks him over
priceless

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>spic
Making 3 mistakes in 4 letters word makes you a really good native speaker.

What else exactly does one do on a bus, for instance? Discuss lolicon doujin?

>you'd realize that a smart phone is nearly a requirement for a lot of people who are over the age of 13 and employed

MY GOD! However did people get by in life before smartphones existed!?

*in a 4 letter word
Go back to school kid lmao

>Hey. People got around on horseback so who needs cars!!!!

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>anime
argument discarded

never heard that one before

>this, I'm not good with roads
And you sure won't get better as long as you completely rely on your jewgle maps everywhere you go.

E-Ink readers

what anime is this?

>Here I was, not giving the shit
That's exactly what he would have been complaining about, though. How about paying your surroundings some attention instead of isolating yourself?

You sound like an escaped mental patient greeting strangers in the most deranged way possible. Wide eyes toothy grin freaky shit

Cars have demonstrated their utility, however. I'm not sure the same can be said for smartphones. People don't seem to have become more productive thanks to them. If anything, the opposite seems true.

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messenger software justifies smartphones for me.

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I use mine to browse Jow Forums so I can distract myself from my miserable existence. Yet I am glad you came up with a strawman you dumb boomer.

grinding muh gacha gaem

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