The pajeets are landing on the moon, Jow Forums

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heyti ddn't post this , whay s goingrf on/

>making fun of pajeets when you can’t even type a sentence properly

kek

POO IN THE MOON

>despite being born and brought in a first world country

they're going to slam into the surface at tens of thousands of kilometres per hour and leave the moon with a brown spot of shit.

How will the suits be designed to accommodate space-shitting?

Oh god, it's going to be tainted...

>second moon landing
>implying we ever went there
www.youtube.com/watch?v=hJq-c8wQ5vE

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BREAKING NEWS:
INDIAN SPACE SHUTTLE SLAMS FULL SPEED INTO THE MOON KNOCKING IT OUT OF ORBIT. OCEANS FLOOD 75% OF THE WORLD

Fucking curryniggers.

SIR be please do the moonful

This man has the knowledge

wow wow wow, not so fast

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>The pajeets are landing on the moon
all of them?
that is best news ever

>space shuttle
>knocking the moon out of orbit
Please tell me you're not actually this retarded.

>those digits

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>actually taking that seriously

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You never know with the kind of retards that browse this place.

Why did the Soviets not claim it was fake?

this
I don't understand the American obsession of showing off to the world.

DESIGNATED CRATER

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Designated shitting moon

So this is the power of OOP (Operating On Poo)

Because the Kremlin had an agreement with the US for an easy way out when the Soviet Union collapsed.

Is it powered by Java?

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I'm just waiting for the inevitable dystopian outcome where the moon is turned into a billboard and my comfy outdoor nights are ruined forevermore.

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>2019
>jewish lander drops tardigrades
>poo lander brings in millions of micro-organism due to engineers not washing their hands
Imagine the evolutive possibilities

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kek

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If dubs, it will fall into a city and kill 2,000 of them.
Honestly Indian tech failures are a necessity, the world would be even more swamped by their numbers if they didn't ocassionally kill thousands of their own with gas leaks and other industrial and medical accidents.

They got cheap grain

kek.

check em

>tfw yesterday at work a customer raised an issue where they'd forwarded on an e-mail from one of their staff with a problem
>start reading the e-mail they've forwarded
>literally has "could you please do the needful to make correct"
I had to take 5 because I had never in a real situation seen anyone actually use that language.
>superpoower but 2020

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DESIGNATED SHITTING MARIA

didn't they literally blow up the ISS and rain fire down on earth the last time they tried a space mission? we shouldn't allow pajeets into space.

>deploys 194 turds in space

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based and checked.
the fuck are you on about?

>we
cringe

Because Americans have better fake video claims. Soviets don't want to get into a war of fake videos.

take your meds, schizos

big if true

DESIGNATED SHITTING ORBIT

SUPERPOOWER

Did NAGOOR BABU ICON OF JAVA write the program needed to do the needful?

DURGASOFT IS JAVA
AND JAVA IS DURGASOFT

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those satellites look like they are shitting into the Space

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youtube.com/watch?v=7iqNTeZAq-c

stream here

SOOON

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Should land in the next hour or so

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>Chat is disabled for this live stream.
I wonder why.

I hope so much that this street shitting curry nigger mission will end in total failure. These subhumans do not deserve to be in space. In 50 years they'll be crying to us for international aid when their shit country begins to sink into the ocean, and I hope we drop a bioweapon on them instead.

In exchange for cheap grain

I'm pretty sure it just crashed

Oh god I hope so.

Of course. Shuttle will run on a web sarvar.

>NO DATA COMING BACK
IT CRASHED HAHAHAHAHA

STREET SHITTERS BTFO BY THE MOON ITSELF
>POO
LOO
>POO
LOO
>POO
LOO

>this man's face
Yep, it's fucked.

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He's the leader of India. Someone's gonna die tonight.

Why do some Indians and Arabs have those fat pinkish negroidesque lips?

F

for feces on the moon

F desu.

F. Landder is probably kaput. Either a NullPointerException at 2km or ayyys must have taken it down.

indiatoday.in/science/story/chandrayaan-2-moon-landing-india-space-research-organisation-reactions-live-updates-1596237-2019-09-06

>Someone's gonna die tonight.
and their wife will be thrown on the pyre with the corpse, still living and kicking and screaming and carrying on
such is the poo way

is it ethical to introduce e.coli to our moon

It technically landed. Still counts

>a NullPointerException at 2km
I’m fucking dying lmao

What would even be the incentive to fake the moon landing? "Beating the soviets"? Are you really that bluepilled?

Awkward.

Sir please help.
I am loyal subscriber of your channel. I need to connect space navigation program to Google AdSense.
Can you make tutorial for this? thanks from India

Shouldn't it be called NullReferenceException though?

Corruption, getting the trillions in tax payers money out of the government and into the pockets of the contractors alphabet letters and politicians
And also as a smokescreen to divert the attention from the increasingly unpopular US involvement in the Vietnam war

>Comments are disabled for this video.
They added colors since 1969...amazing

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>I had to take 5
to calm down or to prevent bursting out loud?

#keepthemoonwhite

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Meh, if they can manage the public's perception of the levels of corruption today, it would've been easy to do it back then. On the other hand, actually reaching the moon would have been a powerful motivator for those actually in power, and they would have wanted to see it through. From the Masonic plaque they put on the moon, to the reaching-for-the-heavens/babels-tower parable of the action itself, there would have been more than enough reason for them to actually want to see it through.

What is this a screenshot from KSP?

Gigacope

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i told them i wish them luck with the next mission, because honestly more space rnd + exploration is always good

>getting the trillions in tax payers money out of the government and into the pockets of the contractors alphabet letters and politicians
No better way to covertly steal money from the American people and whitewash a war that hasn't even started yet than with an elaborate decade-long highly televised science fair project that puts you and your beneficiaries in direct conflict with our most powerful rival with a science fair project of their own they'd rather not see getting shit on.

You retards will believe literally anything to be contrarians.

>telemetry lost 2km above the surface
>with the lander tumbling and still falling at 60m/s
lolyep

lmao

BTFO

Fuck that, I want me some tight kashmiri pussy

Rapist gangu

Can't wait for LRO's photos of the crash site.

prophetic

They're all part of the shadow government.