THEY FUCKING KNOW THAT I HAVE PLATYPUS I HAVEN'T GOOGLE SEARCHED ANYTHING ABOUT IT OR UPLOADED ANY PICTURES OF MY FEET...

THEY FUCKING KNOW THAT I HAVE PLATYPUS I HAVEN'T GOOGLE SEARCHED ANYTHING ABOUT IT OR UPLOADED ANY PICTURES OF MY FEET THE ONLY PEOPLE WHO KNOW ABOUT THAT IS MY MOM GRANDMA AND MY SPORT CLASS TEACHER

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forbes.com/sites/kashmirhill/2012/02/16/how-target-figured-out-a-teen-girl-was-pregnant-before-her-father-did/
youtube.com/watch?v=5OzScJBxjJo
distrowatch.com/table.php?distribution=arabian
twitter.com/SFWRedditVideos

So, they even spy on their own (((people))).

Anyway, your phone records your conversations, is a well known fact

bit spooky but could just be random

expect people to shame you for being israeli in 3 2 1

You almost certainly did search for it

>THE ONLY PEOPLE WHO KNOW ABOUT THAT IS MY MOM GRANDMA AND MY SPORT CLASS TEACHER
>MY MOM GRANDMA AND MY SPORT CLASS TEACHER
did you say it near your smartphone or a microphone??

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Did you mention it on Jow Forums?
>implying recaptcha isn't spying on your posts

Jew

חחחחחח
איזה ילד מפגר

>>implying recaptcha isn't spying on your posts
> i have no idea how recaptcha works so i'm just going to vomit up retardation that isn't even fit for /x/
based fucking retard.

Shut up kike

sorry, we don't speak in "child murderer" language. can you speak english?

Not checking those trips is a sin, child. Prepare for hell.

i wonder what the board's rules say about that? hrmmm.

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Quite hypocritical of you to bring up the rules, considering

>>>implying recaptcha isn't spying on your posts
>> i have no idea how recaptcha works so i'm just going to vomit up retardation that isn't even fit for /x/
>based fucking retard.

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Hello everyone.

>sorry, we don't speak in "child murderer" language. can you speak english?
>not a rule was broken
thanks, israel.

It's off topic, trolling, racist, low quality, and made by an underage faggot.

Lmao this dude ACTUALLY THINKS recaptcha isn't logging his posts. He actually thinks Google was telling the truth with their "privacy policy" lmao

imagine being that naive

It says you're the first in that chain to get singles. Fucking pleb.

Why you SHOUTING faggot ?

> i have no idea how the internet works!
post the code that's logging posts. it is javascript after all. are you too retarded to inspect javascript? post the code. we'll wait. LMAO.

>he thinks the code would be open source
>he thinks the post logging is on the front end and not the back end
lol

what do you think the "payload" sent back to google servers is? You don't actually think it's just pictures of street signs and cars, do you?

still waiting for the code, moron. post it.

Your phone is listening to you, dumbass

> they are logging our posts!
> i can't explain how they're logging them!
> something to do with clicking on pictures!
> verify my retard ramblings with proof? nah, i'm too fucking retarded to inspect javascript
proceed to neck yourself, retard.

Burden of proof is on you to prove that Google products AREN'T spying on you at this point.

> makes claim
> burden of proof is on others to prove retard ramblings wrong
AHAHAHAHAHA. what a fucking moron. make a claim, provide proof. that's how it works in the real world, not in your delusional fantasy land of compulsive lying.

>Google wouldn't spy on me, they're m-my friends!
cope

this is usually because of google reading your email or messages, if you have an amazon order for orthopedics etc

post feet owo

>I HAVE PLATYPUS
That is a strange choice in pets.

That's not hard. Your behavior suggested it.
It's the power of statistics.
forbes.com/sites/kashmirhill/2012/02/16/how-target-figured-out-a-teen-girl-was-pregnant-before-her-father-did/
They didn't "know". Their well tuned algorithm simply spit it out. Only you know they were actually right.

אחי למה אתה חושף את עצמך? זה פורום אנונימי
עכשיו כל ההומואים מ
Jow Forums
ינהרו לקלפיות

this is pretty much my revolving selection of report reasons here

סתום ת'פה יחננה

>"child murderer" language
watch this
youtube.com/watch?v=5OzScJBxjJo
see with what we have to deal daily

>underrated post

>uses nonfree shitware
>gets botnetted
>is outrages and shocked even though he agreed to all of it through explicit acceptance of the EULA and doing nothing to form a PAC for solving his singular political issue.

cry more on twitter. maybe le based candidate or pundit will say something outrageous and you'll vote or +1 his post.

תתקין ג'נטו יא הומו קוקסינל

פדורה(אקסאפסיעי ספין) זה הדיסטרו של אשכנזים

If you can see the ad then you're already doing it wrong.

I tried to rotate the screen upside down but still makes no sense

>אשכנזים
distrowatch.com/table.php?distribution=arabian
מצאתי את התפוצה המושלמת בשבילך

אז אתה קושי?
חחחחחחחחחחחחחח

>כושי
אני מצטער אני לא מבקר הרבה ב
fxp
ותפוז
אני מעדיף תרבות אחרת

>fxp
>ותפוז
מה זה האתרים המפגרים האלה?
>קושי
סליחה על העברית שלי, אני עולה חדש מאמריקה

do you do alia?
get some brainwashed about how much our country is awesome?

Yeah, joining the army soon. It's gonna be fun :^)

yeh your gonna cry like a bitch in golani
enjoy yourself kiddo

Is this the Intel thread?

Lmao, im faking my profile. I didnt come here to die like a retard.

most of them dont die just suffer alot
even though take care of the lowest profile you can and finished it quickly.
its literally a wast of time

never had this problem on my iphone ;)

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Your phone records your conversations and uses the information for ads. Even if it's not your phone, others phone can record conversations and it can recognize who the voice belongs to and show those people ads. We are fucked. The only way to escape the botnet is to make sure nobody around you uses these botnet phones

top kek

Voice scramblers exist, tard

And if it learns who you are based on gps location and speech pattern using _deep learning_, which speech recognition software already does?

it means word by word
"why do you exposing yourself? now all the Jow Forums faggots will rush in the ballot box"
he probably mean Netanyahu reference a

عرصون بن متشولح

>Netanyahu reference a
>*deaded*
Don't talk shit. Netanyahu is legit.

The accelerometer detected a limp

fuck of Ned you casual cunt

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>Netanyahu
his a piece of shit and i hope he read this

The Virgin Jew

The Chad Mohammed

Don't even need a microphone. Your online identity does include your personal connections, so if their mom searched it then it may get associated with you.

Youre already dead
ALL HAIL GOD EMPEROR NETANYAHU!

Probably your mom's fault, user.

>this thread
>Jow Forums hasn't ruined Jow Forums
Pick one

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checked
implying Jow Forums was ever wrong

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did you have your phone on you while you talked to your mum about it?

based schizo poster

best post in thread

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