Becoming a normie

Are you posting on instagram? Do you post stories on snapchat and do streaks?

This, stop going here and your transformation will really begin.

>bought a Samsung phone
>not an iPhone
So close yet so far

Do nofap
Become religious and conservative
Use reddit, especially the echo chamber subs and the main subs

Samsung has higher market share making it more normie.

>browse Jow Forums?
>yes of course
>do I know how to program?
>why yes I am a master at javascript, I feel alone being the only top 2 percent of Jow Forums that can code

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>why yes, I shoot impersonators at one

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Hey buddy, I'm a normie, I live with my gf pretty high up in a glass tower, I have a job where I wear a suit without a tie and work with people and computers pretty high up in another glass tower.

setup people like me have:
Iphone and a samsung, or two iphones,
a mac or a thinkpad
chrome or firefox
google account
facebook account, but don't use it
keep linkedin updated and maintain rockstar level status
occasionally do outreach and do weeb stuff with weebs

to be absolutely honest though I'd rather just be a neet weeb and fap to doujins all day.

>yeah bro I'm a high level manager of tech firm in bay area and have a model wife
>why yes I still spend my evenings on a weeb board shitposting with smellyass NEETs looking for more anime girls to add to my collection

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Have sex

>normies
you're halfway there

>using the word unironically
Congratz, you reached your goal.

true wireless earbuds

being bluepilled brainless npc retard that follows whatever currently trending and get excited for any new things

r/DeadByWords

why do you care so much op
marry a trap like i did and argue over which vim color scheme is better

>wanting to be a normie and using android
The ultimate normie is sucking the massive Apple cock.

Complete demoralization to external stimuli or, in a few words, become the ultimate NPC.

Use the word "normie" instead of the real, actual word so you don't trigger people.
Oh, you already do that too.

drink booze until brain dead.

Stop memeing and go back to being a worthless neckbeard freak.
OR you could just... be normal while having technical interests? are you retarded?

>How do I become a normie?
First of all, don't be on W10 or Samsung or Chrome or Google. Discord, have one if your friends use it, but don't keep it running. I'd ditch the weeb stuff, but I'm a normie and I do a bunch of weird privacy stuff like using a $40 Android phone with a custom rom. People shit on me but I tell them to fuck off and that it's only $40 for a phone and I can break it and have backups. Just be a confident alpha. People like leaders

why would you wanna become a normalfag

using the word "normie"

Follow this advice

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Its not about using those products and services that you listed, "normies" only consume and do not ask questions or thinks
either way you are already there using normie

replacing everything with apple products

>becoming a normie
you are already a fag, so...

If you're on Jow Forums, you already are.

jus b ur self op

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>get a cheap gym membership and only use the Nautilus machines or treadmill
>watch every capeshit
>watch sports
>get an ugly little car with good mpg
>play sports games on an xbox or playstation
>start using a dating site and be genuine

Higher market share of McDonald’s workers and third worlds, reasonably successful people all use iPhones.

but capeshit nerdy and nerds are not normie....right user??...right?!?!

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Nerds are cool and can slay pussy if they so choose, broseph

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Lose your virginity and have friends, that's what it actually takes
And having stickers on your PC, that's the most important

Discord ?
Like from my little pony?
Normies don't use "discord"
Normies use Skype.

None of that matters at all if you're an incel.

>And having stickers on your PC
thats not normalfag, thats for little kids

>I want to become a normalfag
This board is dead, fuck you zoomers

>>trying to be something you are not
>Don't do this user. Don't be a sheep. Why do you want to fit in so hard? Do you think anyone will give a shit when ice starts to break? Your normie "friends" surely won't and they'll turn the back on you before you realize it if some shit happens.
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what, that few? there's dpt and it looks alive to me. where do you pull those stats from, your ass?

Here is a list to become a normie.
- Don't watch anime.
- Don't use Jow Forums.
- Don't play videogames.
- Be Jow Forums
- be an extrovert.
- create a facebook, what's app, fb messenger, instagram, snapchat account.
- Delete discord, normies don't use discord.
- make sure your personal identity is easy to google & show you face to every camera you see.

>Bought a Samsung phone
sell samsung buy iPhone

>marry a trap like i did...
Go back to faggot

>marry a trap like i did
aren't you scared of the 45%?

The most important thing to being a normie is not care what anonymous idiots on a Burmese sock puppet forum say about your life.

You should try injecting apple juice into your rectal cavity so that you leek apple juice from your ass as you walk down the streets.
Normies crave that and they will all stare at you in amazement.
Also, do it while wearing a rainbow wig.