Alright Jow Forums... I have a problem. I need to create some software in the next two days, but it needs to look like I've been working on it for 2 years.
I'm working in C# with WPF. My motivation for this art is "scientists want to schedule volunteers for scientific trials and be able to upload and retrieve data based on things that happen during these trials. Also the same thing with animals. And sometimes the data comes from multi-million dollar machines with proprietary formats.
Also they want shit in there for kitchen staff management and some other BS. IDK... They wanted me to write a program that does everything anyone could think of at my workplace.
The king shits at my workplace are old. I can fool them with a good looking UI long enough to GTFO. I need some quick copy paste WPF UI that will make me look like some kind of software god to software illiterate people.
>4channel does my homework in the real world Fucking ape
Luis Wood
Die op. You are a zoomer fajjet that fell for the stem meme because you are le special.
I'm constantly cleaning up after you fools to the point that I never get a fucking break. I actually respect my work and like to provide a honest job.
Luis Powell
2 days = 2 years?? LIterally, you're screwed bud, and unless I'm getting paid you can fuck right off lmao
Xavier Flores
Also, if UI is what you need, just use Photoshop or GIMP
Gabriel Cox
Just make a Django web app in 10 minutes. If it needs to be desktop software then idk.
Jackson Sullivan
What did you do in your work for those 2 years?
Jose Martinez
>being a software dev Yep, that's your shitty job, get fucked.
Oliver Fisher
if op has a good answer for this i'll do his homework
Jackson Jones
>get a couple huge doses of adderall (your going to need it for the next 48hr) >find something similar on github and steal it >remove all the comments and refactor all the variables >add as much shit as you can with the remaining time >??? >Profit (or keep your job in this case)
Isaiah Gomez
You are fucked You had two years for a single project You could have worked on it the first year and then get lazy the next one Job saved and one year of paid vacation,but no you want the whole dick up your ass Also why the fuck you are writing it alone
Blake Wilson
You are *SO* fucked! Hahahahaha!
Carter Parker
Yeah...You're done. No way you can pull this off unless you're an absolute code monster without the need to sheep .(I don't think so)
Nicholas Powell
Ur fucked mate you shouldn't have wasted your time fapping to anime. So stop browsing the internet and start coding you retard
