What's the best way to get off using technology?

cm3d2 + used vive
also erp is fun like 72630416 said

can this be explained with an image?

>used
I don't want some other user's fap sweat on my face.

I've heard of people using this method. I haven't tried it personally, but here is a video for reference:
youtube.com/watch?v=E7wwqUA4QZs

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that's practically half the fun

This, but it's me with a latina bimbo tgirl

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Sure.

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Imagine cleaning this thing after every use

are they just pretending or are they actually in the same room having buttsex?

this sounds incredibly messy especially considering that neither of them can see their fluids spewing everywhere

Dont forget koikatasu, HS and skyrim.

looks like an at home circumciser

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They are likely hundreds of miles apart.
It is definitely messy, I would recommend wearing a condom or having a protective bag over your headset if it's a higher end model.

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kek isn't that one of those things for using a gun in VR?

No no, it wouldn't possibly be that. Just use it like a good goy.

>want to get an onahole/fleshlight
>find out you need lube to use them
I don't wanna use lube every time I wanna jack off. I'd go through that shit quick and I'd have to order it off the internet each time.

Is there anything I can use to make masturbating better that DOESN'T require lube?

that seems really cumbersome and who wants to fuck cartoons?

Imagine the possibilities when you combine this and this How can biocunts even compete.

>cm3d2
>body pillow
>hot water bottle

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kek that's the complete opposite of a turn on

Are you serious? There is a common saying among users of this website, it goes something like, "3-D Pig Disgusting."

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VG/PG from the drug store. lube is literally this repackaged and sold at markup. it's also the same shit used in vapes.

>share the programs you made with friends
awkward

However in the case that you do enjoy the 3-D Pigs, there is the option of games like Virt-A-Mate that use realistic models.
In fact in some scenes the realism is incredible, with good lighting and high framerate it can be close to indistinguishable from reality.

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Is VR Chat even populated still?

>Dan Bilzerian simulator

Holy shit, I bought 2l of VG thinking it'll last a few of years, only to discover that I don't need to vape all that much anymore. Thanks user, now I'll know how that won't go to waste.

never new fog machines could make it this far

googling porn

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benis :D

Oh so you've seen the Black Mirror episode

how can 3dpd compete?

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What's wrong with just using your own hand?

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I remember that, it came out around the time of battlefield 2? Can't remember the name but I wanted one. Still kinda do

Sometimes you just want some variety

so long, gay bowser

most efficient is a wand massager on your boiclit

There's other stuff that can be more fun but time consuming.

i still jerk off manually

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Install app, grab a snack.

too loud

dont jerk it with juice that contains nic

>make spreadsheets to masturbate to
could they even market such a thing to females?

The Novint Falcon?

When that was a problem for me, I was able to muffle it sufficiently with heavy blankets/sleeping bags.

sharpen pencils

This is all you really need if you just want to make cummies quick and get on with your day.

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I use a mini garbage bag and tape it up to act like a water-flesh light and then fill it with warm water. Lotion + Water and it's nice. I find it more convient than the Sponge, Glove and Rubber band Method. I'm afraid if I get an actual sex toy, I'll either be highly disappointed or I'll never see the sun again.

anime website

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feet

Why fuck a trash bag, which isn't a woman, when you can fuck a twink, who isn't a woman? What's the difference?

How the fuck I am going to use it with my dick?

Just get a gf user.
Trust me, feels waaaaay better.

Press it against your penis. It works both erect and flaccid.

Are you thinking women insert those? They use them on their clits. Your penis is essentially a slightly larger clitoris.

does this jerk me off or do I jerk it off

>a dick is a clit
is that how to justify your faggotry?

it's a mutual thing
it also works great when you press it against something inserted in your butt

too expensive, in both time and money.

>too expensive, in both time and money.
>time
Yes, that's true, but it's usually time well-spent.
>money
What are you? A cuck? Split 50-50...

How heavy are they?

It vibrates.

They start as the same thing, and I don't need to justify anything.

youtube.com/watch?v=uODn7fHtyBg

i was thinking of getting one, is there anything more powerful?

cunny

yea it's called a Hilti

I think some of the long-discontinued Panabrators are a little more powerful. Still using my old one. Don't know how Magic Wand types compare, but everyone tells me they're enough.

There's actually toy adapters for reciprocating saws.

pro-tip: use your other hand...

tentacle raep
that's what your left hand is for
>Just get a gf user.
>just
>get a gf
normie

pro tip: sit on your hand till it goes numb

Around 30 kg

The problem with that is the man often gets clingy.

Nah I'll just be gay
My bf is a big dick slut anyways

this thread is sad

Is there any downside if I decided when I was 12 procreation is unethical?

I tried this but the headsets just clack together

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>I decided when I was 12 procreation is unethical
sure is söy in here

You are no fun user

where do you think you are?

My unmutilated friend likes frotting but I'm paranoid about catching herpes since I'm pretty sure I still don't have oral so no immunity, and foreign dick germs usually make me slightly itchy.

There is nothing more bugman than living only to follow your programming. Genes are inanimate objects. You are not winning by serving them.

quick, how many genders are there?

I too enjoy baseless shitposting while calling myself redpilled

homos please, we don't want your gross stories, this thread is about not getting laid

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Man I hope someday they can regenerate so we can be normal. I hate reading shit like this it depresses me so bad

That's your choice. With the number of humans on this planet, your dating pool can never be zero, only a lesser virtual infinity.

Needs Steam Workshop support user.

still waiting for a real argument friendo