I got pic related for my birthday yesterday (I didn't ask for it), it even has the Touch Bar.
Am I gay now?
I got pic related for my birthday yesterday (I didn't ask for it), it even has the Touch Bar
Asher Morris
Isaiah Brooks
have you gotten your buttplug yet?
Jonathan Parker
show socks
Nathan Jones
Now? You always were.
Hunter Jones
Yes, when you accepted the gift, it automatically it turned you into a fag. Now low your pants and let's finish with this
Gabriel Peterson
who care?
Parker Taylor
Must be nice to be white privileged, middle class, citizen with family members that just get you a MacBook Pro'$ as a gift.
Christopher King
Almost. You can still enjoy sex with a woman, but only as long as a big black man is involved, and you're watching.
Nathan Rodriguez
I hate while people
Elijah Allen
This. White people are wild.
Brody Lee
Should I sell it and fall for the ThinkPad meme instead?
Is it really worth it? Cuz so far using this thing has felt kinda nice...
hey that's rude
you'are mom
yeah
i turned 30, that's why
that's not very nice user!
you gotta be inclusive
Isaac Evans
You'll be getting the dragon dildo for christmas then.
Matthew Allen
Someone thought you were retarded.
Adrian Gray
>kinda nice
>justifies a fucking $3000 shittop
obviously sell it and buy a cheaper thinkpad, pocket the rest
Hudson Rogers
Tyler Myers
Keep it FFS
>i turned 30
You act like a child
Levi Green
Kinda gay for not techpilling you relatives, imagine if they spent that money on a graphics card or a TV panel for you instead
Isaiah Perez
Everytime you touch bar Cook's anal probe vibrates
Bentley Brooks
lmao
Jose Stewart
cool laptop mac book pro is one of the best makes money can buy coool colour good screen size and no little awqard saure mouse to far to the left confy design keypad id say you got lucky op quick question what does based mean
Jason Wood
OK rajesh
Zachary Smith
Yes user, now post nudes in my discord server.
Ryan Kelly
Thanks rajesh for your valiant effort!!
25 ruppees have been deposited into your account.
Benjamin Wood
based poo
Samuel Hall
I really like mine, 15 inch is just a high quality computer. The Air I tried out was cheap shit but the Pro is legitimately well made.
Nolan Baker
poo poo
Joshua Sanders
what circumstances led to you getting a 2k laptop as a bday present? Are your parents loaded
Adam Green
Only the 15 inch is 2k
Austin Peterson
Truth is, you were gay from the start
Colton Hill
Being one magnitude above a welfare recipient
Ryder Thomas
happy birthday user
Josiah White
Nah that's not it
Nathan Hill
Not really, they're superior. Except for fucking terrible keyboard. You have high chanse it would come damaged. Or a button will get stuck.
Cooper Miller
You're lucky
Dylan Thomas
>Built for developers
>No escape key
Blake Rivera
I was really tempted to get a Macbook until I went and tried out the keyboard on one, and realized how awful it felt.
Joseph Gutierrez
Jow Forums GIVE ME THE ATTENTION AND VALIDATION MY PARENTS REFUSED ME THROUGHOUT MY CHILDHOOD
DO U LIEK MY COMPOOTR??? GIVE ME ATTENTION PLS. I WILL DISCARD ANY GIFTS BESTOWED UPON ME AS A GESTURE OF APPRECIATION BY MY FAMILY AND BUY ANY PRODUCT YOU LIKE AND USE IT BECAUSE YOU SAID SO.
GIVE. ME. ATTENTION. (PLS)
faggot
Joshua Scott
>Except for fucking terrible keyboard. You have high chanse it would come damaged. Or a button will get stuck.
This was fixed with the 2019 models, and Apple is putting 2019 keyboards on earlier Butterfly models (except for the 2016 one) for free.
Camden Brown
Nigger, if you like it keep it. And if you don't, get rid. It's not that simple.
Are you really incapable of making decisions without the eastern-European knockoff Mr. Potato Head enthusiast collective weighing in on it first?