Any tips on getting my CCNA/CCENT, I'm currently trying to escape the hell that is help desk Jow Forums

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>what exactly they're changing
A lot actually, basically they are redesigning the whole curriculum. No more four semesters, some stuff from specialized CCNAs (security, wireless etc.) thrown in, also some dev stuff. They are doing away with RIP and EIGRP, but now you'll need to certify on their wireless controllers or firewalls which have limited use in the real world.
Generally Cisco is in the process of rolling out the biggest changes since maybe two decades. Not only revamping their whole certification path, but also on the course of transitioning to a SaaS business model, where you have to pay periodic fees to be able to continue to use the equipment you bought.

You need a lot of shekels and a high tolerance for frustration.

Fuck Cisco's certifications. They are lowest common denominator bullshit and half of netacad doesn't even fucking work.
The texts are obviously written by fucking interns.

The entire body is fake and photoshopped. Chinks don't look like that.

how do you even manage that? second time in the same day barely feels good to me. I usually only wank once every 3-4 days.

Fake glasses

God those teen faces are so fucking ugly. I absolutely hate this generation of women. Glad there are still 40+

>I will never marry this perfection
Just end it all

if i fap i can get my sexual desires out of the way and focus on the important stuff, if i dont fap then i am stuck being horny

>high tolerance for frustration
why? the curriculum is so frustrating, or the exams so easy to fail?

>if i fap i can get my sexual desires out of the way and focus on the important stuff, if i dont fap then i am stuck being horny

You realize that alcohol releases dopamine too? You realize that someone with alcoholism cannot focus anymore when not slightly drunk?

Your receptors are already so burned out that you have a massive dependency on dopamine, almost like an alcoholic. It may take 6 months for your receptors to return to normal levels so you can enjoy tiny pleasures anymore.

Lmao I almost pity your miserable existence. Weak cumbrain.

> I'm indeed fap
Greetings, Fap.

is that because she's vietnamese?

>Your receptors are already so burned out that you have a massive dependency on dopamine
this is the type of philosophy only an incel could come up
are you gonna tell your girlfriend you dont want to have sex because it will reduce your focus

i would be so pissed if I was going on a hike and saw this thot near the trailhead because I know I'd also find rock stacks and people sitting/bogarting all the interesting sights along the trail

what is the significance of rock stacks?

imagine relying on dopamine to live your life

>calls me incel
just like the cumbrain in the comics
heh, hopeless dumb porn addict

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>imagine being a depressed porn addict

I put my thoughts in a video:
youtube.com/watch?v=Fe08Poe_bb4

You clearly are an incel because your only experience with sex is masturbation

>depressed
why do you project your hopeless state on others just cause you watched a video on nofap once

is this common? I used to go hiking all the time when I was a kid and I never saw anything like it

You should use a trip code so i can block you.

#1 way to spot an addict: they hate being confronted with the truth
#2 way to spot an addict: they will defend their addiction

God I love your despair to justify your way of life, haha it is okay you fags. This is an anonymous imageboard. I may have called you out, but you didn't lose face, because by the end of the day you both will still be cumbrains. And I'm just a guy who lifts his plates.
t. Jow Forums and Jow Forums regular pissed off by porn addicts spamming their folders on blue boards

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god i wish that were me

It's a semi-recent phenomenon. Idiots who think they are creative do that shit.

learn kubernetes instead

You didn't call me out on anything, you don't know anything about me, all I pointed out was how ridiculous and celebate your mindset that "sexual release = bad" is because normal, well adjusted people have sex all the time which isn't physiologically much different to masturbation

>OP derailed thread himself with his pic

Wrong.

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Addiction isn't even real, people do whatever it is you would call an addiction because they want to. Dopamine receptors can't hold a gun to your head and make you fap, go fuck yourself with your retarded justification of a bad habit that people don't wanna break as "addiction".

do people use Cisco Firepower Threat Defense? I'm attending a crash course for free for training on the whole suite of their next-gen firewall and intrusion prevention system, and other stuff.

you don't need those meme certs to move up bro, just git gud and establish yourself as a leader. especially as a help desk monkey, you don't need an elevated position. start taking on more work and delegating the bitch tasks to the other help desk monkeys; they'll see you as above them and you'll be seen as a valuable asset to all around. those certs just make you disposable. you're seen as a generic network tech that can be replaced with a million other guys with a CCNA

They couldn't be happy that we already paid crazy prices for their gear.

i vape weed after work because i feel sick. mostly cbd weed but i still get restless feelings sometimes :(

dopamine addiction is reeal

t. never been addicted to anything in his life, but would lose his mind if you took away his electronics for a month

>because i feel sick
try doing something about that instead of making yourself sicker

yeah but you have to know more than the other monkeys and help them a lot to be in this position.

How do I get a job as a monkey? I'm graduating this fall and so far only had one or two guys approach me about jobs and one was an ultra Chad that I would be intimated to work for because he's beautiful and the other was for a job that isn't even a sure thing yet and he couldn't really tell me what I'd be doing so it sketched me a bit

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same, my weedtendencies lead me to my cumbrain state so its a double whammy

Currently 3 days into nofap, I think im gunna make it but who knows

>3dpd

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it's one I can't really post here directly hehe

>start taking on more work and delegating the bitch tasks to the other help desk monkeys; they'll see you as above them
Nope, they will complain to the actual boss that you're trying to play boss and that you're nobody to take orders from

That visible disgust

yes, exactly. why don't you know more than the other help desk monkeys? why are you working in technology if you don't have any drive to know more than you need?

protip, build a homelab. not necessarily like Jow Forumshomelab where you just get expensive enterprise equipment and post pics of your pretty cable management, but find a spare pc and set up a hypervisor, then set up a bunch of windows, linux, etc VMs, run little services, connect them all together, find what interests you and build on it. if networking is your thing, buy some old routers and switches and do stuff with them

depends on where you work. at that point the boss will decide that you're a valuable member of his team and tell them to listen to you, or reveal himself as a power tripping faggot that doesn't really want to get things done and you should find somewhere else to work

>iaintclickinthatnigga.jpg

so you did click it?

it didn't work anyway because of trusted domains in my nextcloud config. see if you trust this one moar
jmthomas.tech/index.php/s/xFecZ5XQb74SnER

It was me. Will you hack me now?

>set up a hypervisor
what baremetal-hypervisor software do you recommend?

looks painful

if your goal is employment prospects, use vmware or hyper-v. I use proxmox at home but still have some vms runnign vmware and hyper-v with a few (nested) VMs to play with since that's what a lot of our clients use.

Bro, to be a top monkey you have to know how to navigate a broken IT helpdesk department with no documentation on a lot of obscure hardware that takes years to esoterically learn.

yeah nah it's just your method of coping with your "sick" that sucks, your shit behavior is what is real, this whole "muh brain made me do it" is purely rhetorics dressed up as science
Define addiction
Does it cause withdrawal symptoms upon lack of the substance? Then porn, masturbation, sugar, internet addictions don't count.
Or you mean it's just a really, really good, although alienating, activity that would be very, very hard to stop because it would make you feel bad in some way?
That used to be called a bad habit, now it's an addiction cause it's easy to blame "factors beyond your control like brain chemistry and genes" instead of blaming yourself for falling into a vicious cycle.

I've spend my last dollar that I should have spent on food on cigarettes, not to mention the heroin addiction. It's real, just because you live a sheltered life where you can sit back and judge others because you've never experienced it doesn't mean your experience is more valid than those of us who HAVE experienced it.

I'm not saying crackheads won't steal and kill for crack. Three of my uncles either died because of drugs or consequences of.

ahh weak genes in the whole family?