Would you let him fuck you for a billion dollars?

Godspeed, Pajeet.

with a condom, sure

This, although I would insist on him using a condom or getting tested for HPV/HIV/Hep C/syfillis/multi-resistant gonorea first.

>Posted from my Xiaomi Redmi Note 3
Thanks for the hearty kek

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based

Just get on an HIV antiviral regiment beforehand and it should pretty much eliminate any chance of contracting it.

Yes

Tim Cook is not even that rich. He's a CEO, not a major owner. The guy's net worth is only 625m.

Are you kidding me? Only 1B?
I’d give anything to have this man fuck me!

Plenty of iFags already PAY to get fucked by him. why would Tim Cuck pay anyone?

what's the deal with apple ceo's and the hiv?

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$1B would put you in a whole different level of life. Anything that humans can create or master would be available to you. It would also set your family up for at least 5 generations to come.
Realistically, I'd do it for $150k minimum. It's 10 minutes of pain and shame for a massive boost in life.

That was shown to be fake.

No. Regardless of how much money I have, I still have to live with myself. I'd rather keep my dignity. That's worth more than any amount of money.

You sell your time and labor for far, far less as is.

>proven fake
prove it

Doesn't he have a hubby? I doubt he has anything. Fags have become more monogamous than straighties. He could be bareback and get me boi preggo anytime he wants. Probably make more than a billion being his little sugar baby uwu

I don't, actually. I have the luxury of working on what I want when I want. But there's nothing undignified about working for pay either, imo.

He wouldn't want me. I'm ugly and fat.

Maybe he likes big bears

I'd let a dangerous animal fuck me for a billion dollars, hell a million

Who the fuck would say no?
For that kind of money I would even eat his shit

ya and I would enjoy it. he would too.

I already let him fuck me for about 1300 dollars.

I now lube for Cook.

There’s a movie about this
vimeo.com/130730908

heartwarming

no, i'm not gay and i don't wanna have a hole in my ass

This. A billion dollars. If anyone says they wouldn’t they are definitely lying and gay.

People are bitching that MIT accepted donations from Jeffrey Epstein so of course they’d be against prostituting themselves to a billionaire

taxfree or not?
It changed a lot

Use a rubber, mate

I'd do it for a thousand.

>vimeo.com/130730908
10/10

>Don't want a hole in my ass
user...I have bad news for you

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this iFaggot is an hiv bottom bitch. he doesn't do the fucking he gets fucked.

I'd eat his shit for a billion dollar.

Easily. Stupid question. If that’s all I have to do for a billion dollars that’s a steal. The question is what’s the lowest you’ll go?

Mine would probably be $50,000. I don’t want to be pretentious but I also don’t want to do it for $1,000 because that won’t get me far before hatred and shame kick in.

> If no one ever found out about it.. but even if they did
I’m not gay but I would brag about fucking tim cook

Only closet faggots would decline this

Apple users PAY HIM to fuck them

I don't really need money

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