>BIOS battery starts spinning in the middle of the night
BIOS battery starts spinning in the middle of the night
Elijah Sanchez
Ayden Murphy
>SSD starts clicking
Jayden Foster
>retards start making shitposts with rebbit memes
Elijah Baker
>CPU security coprocessor activates its built-in WWAN chip in the middle of the night
Zachary Nelson
>the cat drops your dark web curriculum in linkedin
Michael James
>rgb keyboard starts blinking yellow
Kayden Evans
>faggot who hates fun
Bentley Perez
>router starts receiving packes via bird mail
Lucas Williams
>op starts sucking cock
Jackson Flores
>Monitor flatlines
Mason Clark
>fbi ghost knocks on 8080 port
Justin Brown
>anons keep their PC's running the whole day and during the night
Ethan Sullivan
>Intel ME runs even when my PC is off
Daniel Roberts
Americans never turn off their electronics
Grayson Campbell
>RAM download gets corrupted
Matthew Thompson
Back in the day I had a Compaq with 32Ram and 350mhz proc and one of those CRT monitors.
So bitch always turned on, monitor included in the middle of the night or as soon as I woke. I still cant figure what the hell happened.
Nicholas Perry
> gaymer knocked up his girlfriend
Robert Brown
OH NO NO NO
Benjamin Nguyen
Matthew Powell
>RAM disappears overnight
Logan Turner
kek
Landon Harris
> toe got the rogaine
Ryan Bailey
this but unironically
Adam Scott
>meatspin starts to play fullscreen when dad enters the room
Lucas Miller
they stole your CPU fan too
Jordan Scott
Give it back tyrone
Hudson Smith
>slanted RAM slots
??
Noah Cook
>power goes out in the middle of bios update
Christian Cruz
>when the mouse starts clicking
Julian Martinez
>take my PC over the equator
>case fans all start spinning counter clockwise and burn out their motors
>Have to buy super expensive AU specific case fans
Hunter Green
>command prompt pops up for a split second
is my alarm clock fucked?
Adrian Ortiz
>Helium hard drive floats away
Jason Thompson
>E key no longer vibrates
Gavin Wood
>Press power button to shut down my desktop.
>Suddenly hear:
>"I'm sorry Dave, I'm afraid I can't do that"
Andrew Wright
I laughed way too hard at this.
Colton Long
>brass screw noscoped
Landon Robinson
Ryder Roberts
>a magnifying glass drops down from the ceiling and, refracting the light from my arrrgeeebeee, burns my entire fucking house down
Anthony Powell
>PSU firmware gets corrupted
Benjamin Young
>USB 3 port water cooler stops working
Xavier Perry
Because we're not poor.
Jordan Jones
fuck i h8 when that happens
Jaxon Mitchell
>PSU starts smelling like burned plastic
Elijah Gomez
>fan starts spinning the opposite direction
Asher Sullivan
>messenger pigeon got shot by grandma
Gavin Gomez
>try to run morrowind on mom's computer while she is at work
>PSU castle nut gets cracked