Laptops are useless

Laptops are useless.

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Wrong.

a desktop & smartphone is superior for the same price

>stallman uses it
no

I bought my laptop for $100, wtf are you on about

Just build an amazing desktop for 100 dollars you fucking brainlet

>I bought my laptop for $100, wtf are you on about
Nobody cares that you have so little dignity that you would purchase something that someone ejaculated onto dozens of times and touched with their hand that was just touching their penis.

Have sex.

chinkpads are bought in bulk from businesses and flipped on ebay

based.

Employees take their laptops home.

I bet you're a gamer. Fuck off.

Thus proving laptops have a use.

Indeed, tablets can do most of the laptop stuff now.

t. only leaves the basement to buy snacks at the gas station at midnight

>unusable piece of shit which is very uncomfortable to use, laggy and will break in a few months (touch screen "phone") is better than a portable computer which is much more reliable
lobotomy sure can fuck you up

>unusable piece of shit which is very uncomfortable to use, laggy and will break in a few months
This is a laptop.

How am I supposed to bring my desktop to meeting with a client?

This is a smart toady.
Good boy.

>soldered ram
>2 slots max
>soldered CPU
>battery is proprietary and non standard
>monitor screens are blacklisted
>wifi adapters are blacklisted
>no heatsink space
>too thin so you have to use shitty blower fans
>stuck on 720p resolution unless dropping serious $$$$
>shitty keyboard layout generally
>featureless bios
>limited I/O
Laptops were a mistake.

LMFAO THE IRONY.

You can't build shit with $100. Just getting a decent cpu lands you with only ~38 bucks left.

fucker

Huff the burning plastic from your 95C laptop.

keep jerking off to your led lit up tower that your parents bought you to keep you in your room and away from them.

You fucking killed him, kek

why even try to do this

I'm lonely that's why i have a laptop, to shitpost on Jow Forums while I'm trying to find friends