This pic isn't actually representative of the modern software dev job...r-right?

This pic isn't actually representative of the modern software dev job...r-right?

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How am I supposed to know? I don't have a job!

No. Stock photo models tend to look better than most people.

They forgot the cookie-cutter asainoid

No, it's too white and too male.

>2 niggers 1 dev

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Im a NEET so it might be how things are these days

I don't see what the problem is, pair programming is comfy

there's too many men in the photo

It's the complete opposite ime

>click this button to accuse tom of rape and get a promotion.

It's a total sausage fest IRL. You might a couple female poos or an eastern european, but that's it mostly.

>look better than most people
Then why are there negresses in that pic?

Nah, the white man on the left isn't actually there anymore, don't worry.

>1 dev and 3 diversity hires
yes, the stock photo is accurate

Kek. Good one

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Asians are over-represented in tech, so including them in stock photos would be racist.

>be dev in eastern europe
>40% of employees are female
>most of them are absurdly hot
>ppbus at 3.42v all the time
>can't do anything about it without getting fired

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>>ppbus at 3.42v all the time

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...absolute right, and the typical hpux user, pic related.

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Guess which one does all the work.

>u this white ass cracka here? u gon say he grabbed yo cooch mmhmm?

No, you'll be working with a good number of pajeets, not nogs.

you mean a bunch of women getting paid to post on facebook and talk on the phone all day while the males do all the actual work?

yea. sounds about right.

the people in that photo are models and not software devs. and the marketing department that took the photo are not software devs either. now, you tell me, is that picture representative of the modern software dev job?

They couldn't get any white nerds for the pic because they're off doing real work.

is this a louis rossman reference
i hate you Jow Forums

Because it's even worse in real life.