What do you name your devices?

What about your wife's son

i name them after my favorite animals
cheeta
racoon
bear
eagle
wolf

username@devicename

After planets, and their moons

I name my devices in reference to norse mythology. With the exception of my router, which is named openwrt instead of heimdallir as I should have done.

Printer-somerandomnumbers
Because when I get into other's wifi, they will think I'm some sort of peripheral connected and won't rais an immediate red flags

based and astronomypilled
I just search in wikipedia for this kind of names, such as Vesta, Europa, Io, Iris, Vega, Freya, Echo, etc.

my machines generally get the word RIG added to a brief description of them - OLDRIG, SMALLRIG, etc
Certain rigs that provide a certain service don't follow this convention. For example, my blog's hostname is blog and my web server is named www.

After weapons on literature or anime
My mp3 is chunchunmaru

My name, what they are, and the year I got them.

user-PC-2016
user-Laptop-2018
user-Phone-2019

\\Crap
\\Shit
\\Turd
\\Feces
As you can see, I name my computer by the usefulness,.

Emma's iPhone
Emma's MacBook
Emma's Mac Pro

How does your mom/sister/classmate you stalk feel about you using her name for your gadgets?

>username@username@devicename

Server - Fuhrer
Desktop - Generalfeldmarschall
Laptop - Generalleutnant
Phone - Oberst
Tablet - Hauptmann
Music Player - Feldwebel

>Pocket pussy - Frau

Her name is Erika.

Jawohl!

I name them after aircraft carriers

[My Name]-PC

I think like 4 computers on my network at home have the same name

I name them after Metal Gear.
For university reasons, I've acquired the laptops that are named Excelsus, Zeke, and Rex. I also have an iMac that I named Sahelanthropus.

brand - location

Dionysus, Sisyphus, Hermes. Wanna know my usernames, password and IP address while you're at it?

Any device I name dies soon after. So far my curse has claimed one phone, two laptops, an xbox, and a desktop. Now I just leave it as it comes.

Because I am a Weeb, some personal computers have Japanese girl names. Because I am a space-weeb, some are named after Russian spacecraft. Customer computers are named after the service tag or inventory serial number of the device. Customer servers are named after Stars that have some relation to the name of the compnay.

My bedroom TV is named Pimp Lounge, my desktop is fapbox, and my stinkpad is Bed Warmer.

I named all my stuff after Mass Effect characters. Main rig is Shepard, C drive is Joker, D drive is Liara (as is my car, actually...), F drive is Wrex, External drive is Mordin Solus, phone is Garrus, ThinkPad is Grunt.

I use CPU arch codenames as applicable to a given system.

ravenridge, katmai, etc.

Named after holy roman emperors

sharo - main desktop
cocoa - server
chino - phone

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laptop - BigBoi
phone - LilBoi
tablet - user's iPad

forgot to add my server, which is just called server, and my pc, which is called gaymen

That would give me Haswell, Ivy Bridge, and Sandy Bridge

>Named after holy roman emperors
Not bad

I just always use roody poo

that's a really good idea user...

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That doesn't work if you have a portable installation to run on multiple machines

Model/category-os/purpose/device
Eg:
tpw430-gentoo
serv-nas
iot-kindle

internet facing servers are service.domain
Ex. ftp.example.com
Internal servers and shared systems are named in a normie friendly manner, using super heros.
Ex. ironman.example.com
Desktops are user-pc.domain
Ex. user-pc.example.com
Laptops are user-lc.domain
Ex. user-lc.example.com
Workstations are user-ws.domain
Ex. user-ws.domain
Some of my personal machines break this
Ex. RISC-IS-GOOD.domain - my sun ultra II
T420BLAZEIT.domain - my T420

I autistically categorize and allocate ip ranges, and have a csv sheet I edit with sc-im to keep track.

nice
i name everything patchouli because i like patchouli

"group/corp shorthand"."system prupose""number of systems with that purpose"
IE
home.term001

I name all of my devices after Mesopotamian myth
>Gilgamesh
>Enkidu
>Enlil
>Inanna
>Tiamat
>Nebuchadnezzar
>Sargon
>Ziggurat
>And so on

My dad named his PC ziggurat one for some reason and gave it to me when he got a new one so the naming convention just stayed with me. When I watched NGE it kind of clicked with me how Ritsuko named her computers desu

Based

I name mine after animals known to the Latins.

NAS - testudo - tortoise - slow and reliable
Windows desktop - onager - wild ass - stubborn and finicky, but has a kick on it
X220 - noctua - little owl - small, mobile, a symbol of wisdom
T70 - aquila - eagle - fast, powerful, and mobile, known for making trouble for people

Did he use to play chess?

chessprogramming.org/Ziggurat

>Hitler
>Goebbels
>Himmler
>Goering

He unironically might have

Evangelion shit
>Melchior - T430
>Balthasar - X230
>Casper - X61t XGA
>Naoko - X61t SXGA+
>Rei - X61
>Ritsuko - M4800
>Iruel - NAS/syncthing ThinkCentre
>Ramiel - Pentium 4 tower
>Sachiel - Pentium 1 tower

Double posting
>Uh oh

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shh I forgot one

fart
burp
spew
snot
shit
piss
earwax
cum
ballslime

smgskg or maybe oteoyeljvkclye

nyann for my desktop, tewi for my server
Maybe jacck for my Windows installation, I use it so rarely, I forget.

John

>t. 12 years old

>humorless automaton

1
2
3
Laptops

Whatever name phones have
Android 747379282
BlackBerry be5252

Based

Server - lain
Desktop - taroumaru
Laptop - sekai
Mobile - PH-1

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Homestuck denizens
Typheus
Echidna
Nyx
Yaldabaoth

Ancient deities
Perun
Svarog
Marzanna
Lada

based

Variants of 42 in different languages

DESKTOP-NIGGERS

ciansadesktop
cialaptop
ciamobilephone
ciadomaincontroller
ciarouter
ciaswitch1
ciaswitch2
ciadns
ciacloud
glowbox

username+os : Bob-win7, Alice-debian.
drives are animals or food name : Fish, Salad.

basado

This thread is pure wholesome autism I love it.

Holy Roman Empire was not holy, nor was it Roman, or an empire. Fuck the holy roman empire, The Roman Empire is way better.
DC - Julius
Server - Augustus
Desktop - Tiberius
Phone - Caligula
Laptop - Claudius
More devices get Emperor's names in chronological order, so next will be: Nero, Galba, Otho, Vitellius, Titus. And so on.

PC is called: Heavy
Laptop is called: Gravity (Because it fell out of my hands once onto my foot and hurt like hell)

laptop: asterix
desktop: obelix
raspi: idefix
offsite server: miraculix
old laptop: methusalix

Desktops
cinnabar - personal workstation, fileserver, virtual machine server, steam, Oracle Linux 7 until next year, zfs uses
17 out of 32gbs but its worth it
goldenrod - family server, ubongo 18.04 lts, windows file server, windows terminal server, wine apps, retropie for anyone sitting infront of it
saffron, celadon - homework workstations for the children, ubuntu 18.04

Virtual Machines
bulbasaur - builds lineage os,
charmander - builds replicant
squirtle - builds android-x86
pikachu - builds coreboot
missingno - fedora rawhide testing
mewtwo - reactos testing, waiting for it to be the perfect os for running cygwin

Laptops
cloudbook - main laptop, corebooted chromebook c720, Oracle Linux 8
bluebook - secondary laptop, asus c201 debian 10, then centos 8, to be librebooted when it builds properly,
notebook - mobile workstation, corebooted thinkpad x200t, debian 10
librebook - for testing coreboot builds before deploying to notebook, x200, need to replace 4mb bios chip with an 8mb one of these days
redbook, purplebook - childrens youtube machine, unsanitary, they lick ketchup off their fingers before forgetting it's still not a touchscreen

cherrygrove - raspi with mini genesis case, listens to adbs signals, runs webserver to show flights
donutplains - childrens raspi with carefully curated classics, snes case
olivine - raspi, nes case, hangs behind tv, loads kodi, then retropie if kodi crashes, used mostly as cablebox replacement

What are you making boats or some shit?

No, rig as in boxen, etc

I name mine after aztech gods.

Desktop: Piltzintecuhtli
Server: Tlāhuizcalpantecuhtli
Nas: Xōchiquetzal

Remember naming schemes need to be scalable.

Username-device

I'm naming my VPS after dwarf planets. Right now I have pluto, ceres and makemake. There are lots of candidates with nice, short names.

PC- DESKTOP-(id)
Phone- nigger
Laptop- DESKTOP-(id)

Unknown Device

all of them

fuck off spy faggots

fucking hacker just harvesting info on you guys lol

Your favorite animals are normie as fuck. Do you even yiff?

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DESKTOP-HDJ729D

Yeah what are you going to do with my internal dns names huh?

I name mine after corners on classic racetracks.
> mulsanne
> adenauer
> bergwerk
> flugplatz

His laptop is named ShakaZulu after the great African kang

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YES

I use astronomy theme.