What's the most Jow Forums way to commit suicide?

What's the most Jow Forums way to commit suicide?
Asking for a friend, haha

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Inert gas asphyxiation.

>SeppuKuma
Kek

The most Jow Forums way of suicide is to live with the pain until you die of natural causes.

early heart disease from years of a sedentary lifestyle and, a diet of sugary caffeinated drinks and empty carbs

Stuff a pi up your ass, down your throat, suicide by one of those robots that patrol public places, jump in front of an autonomous vehicle, see? Myriad of ways of doing it.

sounds like Jow Forums avoiding suicide so they dont end up in padded gun violence statistics

A decade long drinking binge and inevitable death from liver failure.

wont the brain damage from binge drinking make you a "happy" normalfag?

For me is these two.

Sudo rm -rf *

>not symlinking all your $HOME stuff to an encrypted drive

>What's the most Jow Forums way to commit suicide?
>Asking for a friend, haha

>buy a sex robot
>jailbreak it and install Arch
>fuck it using configs frog Jow Forums
>X crashes during copulation
>servomotors get stuck and crushes you starting from you dick towards your neck

Why would a sex bot be running X?

Anyone on Jow Forums has the braincells to rub together to make TATP if they wanted to off themselves without using a gun.

I live where you can just walk outside with damp clothes on if you want to kill yourself

>Try not to inflate gun violence statistics so as not to get them confiscated
>Get on the domestic terrorism stats instead

That's... Actually expected from Jow Forums

Getting hit by a train.

>breaking news: crazed homosexual man with arsenal of milsurp creates massive chemical spill, 1 casualty so far from hazmat crew member tripping over suspects "bad dragon" sextoy collection

Thinkpad battery explosion

>to an encrypted drive
You mean symlinking your brain to a girl's one ?

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this is fake news but it would be nice if someone made something like this. I always assumed the first suicide booth/bot would show up in China but east asia in general may be a good market.

t. incel

If you're ok with CLI ascii face only you don't need it

>most Jow Forums way to commit suicide
A hydraulic pump dildo machine that violates your asspussy as it increases the RPM everytime the (You) counter increases.

Do this only if you want to be reincarnated as a nazi loli.

Im doing that right now, and I must say I rather do it this way than with a goofy robot teddy bear.