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In /csg/, we discuss the cheap shit you see on Gearbest, Taobao, AliExpress, Banggood, eBay and similar sites.
The wiki and the infographic are both outdated.

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op is a fag

based op news is for fags also FUCK YANWEN

As with all things, OP is premature.

Made the thread early and didn't even do the news fucking fag

How do I wear one without looking like a sperg

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>package arrives in depot across city at 8am
>delivery date: sept 11th
god dam lazy fucks i could drive there and pick it up if i could

TAIWAN NUMBA #1 !!

Same way you wear sheriff star without the rest of the uniform.
You don't.

>No news
Why can't you fucks learn how to make a proper new thread?

Not OP, first time posting news. Sorry in advance that they're shit, please understand.

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FUCK YANWEN
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>no news

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Bless you, user.

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CHINKED
Just like me

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Based

>no news
>racist thread title
Burn in hell, trannie

The file name tells that it's not you but that you saved that pic in May. How come you keep reposting that pic for 4 months?

It is me though.
I post it to warn unsuspecting anons buying into the meme.

/csg/ - Chinese Shopping General - Getting triggered by subjects edition.

Oh hey I made someone else's news multiple times. Based.

After a morning looking for slutty chinkshit buyes pics all I get are plus size lingerie recommendations

Checked & Blessed!

This picture is a /csg/ cult classic.

Repostan:
If I want to order custom items, like acrylic stuff with pictures on it, or 3D figures (whether plastic or metal or whatever), ideally in a small batch (like maybe two dozen) where should I go? Are there any Chink companies of good reputation/decent quality that specialise in this; and if not, which sites should I scour to find such companies?

The idea is that I could send in either a 2D drawing to be turned into a 3D item (probably not a good idea), or a 3D model that could be either 3D-printed directly or that would provide the basis for a custom mold (which the company might keep around so I could come back later and order more of the same).
Ordering such figures painted is probably yet more difficult, though I'm not up-to-date on how easily this is automated these days.

Ditto for custom (machine-emboridered or crocheted) textiles that aren't t-shirts.

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Anyone bought rechargeable c batteries?

So i must wear it along this?

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Just the molding would be expensive as fuck

You may look on aliexpress for custom acrylics but for the 3d one better buy yourself a 3d printer

shapeways.com/materials/sandstone

Need a dap under 50 and have been looking at zishan z3 pro. Any others I should consider?

I see, thanks.
Last time I checked (a few years ago) the output of consumer 3D printers was still very rough and flaky (literally) and required a lot of manual filing and smoothing. Is that still the case?

Hidiz AP 60
Here is a picture posted on the most sold 3d printer on aliexpress, so you can judge

Some user in the last thread bought one so ask him

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Kinda over my budget but will consider. Thanks

Anyone have the Xiaomi walking pad?

Based

Why do so many people not buy the cheapest offering of the same object?

Because you have to factor in shipping, sales and coupons, which are not fixed and vary with time.

An item I bought is currently, and by far, the most expensive one listed, but at the time I purchased it, it was half off and therefore cheaper than the others, had a nice coupon available, and had better shipping options.

Shipping costs also depend on where you are, this can also make a difference for really cheap stuff.

Thank you senpai.

What do?

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>Last time I checked (a few years ago) the output of consumer 3D printers was still very rough and flaky (literally) and required a lot of manual filing and smoothing. Is that still the case?
somewhat with ABS, much less so with SLA resin

Tiananon here again.
I still have to do the verification shit, except now It also makes me do a chinkcaptcha.
Is pic related worth the meme? Money isn't an issue.

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dear, please understand.

Send: "六四 天安門事件 群體滅絕"

(me) lol it won't let me type any banned phrases in chinese on My Aliexpress.
Wonder if I can get sellers disappeared by sending them shit like "六四"

>4 june 1989 tiananmen square democracy genocide human rights falun gong epoch times communism long live hong kong. xi jinping is a cuck.

>Inappropriate Content in your text, please correct and re-submit.

Are you the one who ordered the tank guy mousepad?

(me)
(me)
Tried all of them individually. All banned. Fucking lol. Dumb Changs.

No but that was fucking based. I'm the Tiananon from the last thread.

(me)
Thinking of getting one with a bunch of banned phrases, maybe a photoshopped xi jinping.
Get all the wongs disappeared.

aliexpress.com/item/32530946821.html

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Fucking chinks. You can't say playboy, but you can post your pussy and tiddies in a review.

Unfortunately you can't find the actual statue of the goddess on ali, but this should do in a pinch.
aliexpress.com/item/32920882227.html

(me)
if you or anyone else has any ideas for images to piss off the chinkstapo please post em

based and pissphonepilled

>when you suck at being a bot and they only give you one row of phones

I bought some Xiaomi airdots from gearbest and they work perfect sitting down listening to something but as soon as I go for a walk the left one keeps disconnecting every 10 seconds and gets crackley occasionally is this normal for Bluetooth (I have a pocophone) or did I get chinked? I can't find anyone else online having same problem and I've already done the re pairing shit

Xiaomi airdots are hit or miss.

Where you bought them has no relevance to your question dumb shill

>he mentions where he bought an item

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>tfw no chink gf that likes cats

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uhhh alibaba wtf???
aliexpress.com/item/33000269348.html

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I found this thing for one cent + free shipping.
aliexpress.com/item/4000129010546.html

>bought a Chinese tablet
>Specs are faked
>Even comes with a modded cpu z and antutu to prove specs
>Use software to prove specs are fake
>Idiots forgot to rename the fake Android 7 ROM to say Android 9 and show actual cpu

Pic related

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might get for my girl. she likes pain.

any recommended drills and drill acessories? bits, brushes, other gadgets for cleaning surfaces without destroying the surface itself

>Didn't anyone ever tell you about Khajiit men? It hurts good though, now doesn't it?

do chink dildos that dont give you ass cancer even exist?

Get a boyfriend user

yeah, just find the largest one and insert it as fast as possible without lube

:(

just put a condom on it

>spiked dildo
>hurr durr put a condom on it.

Yes. That would require you to have a friend first.

you seriously think those "spikes" have any sort of roughness? they are just soft bumps in a weird shape, thats it

you didn't say that you wanted a spiked noncancerous dildo.

yikes

I always find it impressive that the chinks even manage to fake stuff so well

(me)
(not me)

"well" as far as normies are concerned

SLA printers can produce really detailed stuff. But only in resin, and they cost a lot.
Conventional FDM printers can make pretty decent stuff in a variety of plastics, but are really finicky in tuning, are not suited for very small details, and will produce some lines even at 0.1mm layer height. But it's probably the best thing you can do at home in regards to price and quality.

You can also check 3d printing services. It's expensive, but they take care of all the process and send you finalized product.

Another DIY solution is making the model (3d print and sanding, traditional sculpting, etc), them making a mold and fill it with either resin or molten plastic. You can reuse the mold many times.

I opened a dispute on Ali and the seller freaked when he saw that, they know they fucked up.
Gonna either get a refund (and keep this) or get them to send me there best tablet for free.

It has a relevance on ease of returns with certain websites you fucking aspies are you both pajeets being paid to shill or something?

Anyone got some suggestions for speakers?

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(me)
I was mocking for being a sperg retard, retard.

You'd be better off buying a chink amp and getting some speakers from goodwill or something

They have to sort through hundreds of packages by neighborhood before they send. In my entire district here in peru there is only one mailman sorting thru stuff, maybe same w u just be patient dear friend

I want to be able to play wireless with my ps3 controller. Any suggestions on a bluetooth adapter?.
Bonus points for Linux support

based retard retard retard

>he censored his own fingers

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based based retard retard retard retard

There's like zero chance you're ever going to cum with this thing on but on the bright side two pump chumps can fuck like porno stars until their hip muscles give out or they slip a disc.

wait, it's a cock sleeve?
oh shit, i thought it was just a dildo.
Scratch then.

Alright /csg/ help me out

What's some of the most useful chinkshit you've bought that has turned out to be great? Literally anything, quite curious

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Sorry for the faggot question, but what was the Russian site that looks for pics in the review section of aliexpress?

Surprisingly loud and nice sounding portable radio: aliexpress.com/item/32793187310.html

electronic components. Switches, resistors, capacitors for non-critical applications, ts100 soldering iron, transistors, microcontrollers, charger boards, waterproof project boxes, multimeters, etc.

also dc-dc step down converters, certain ic's (555 timers and such -- simple shit) LCDs using HD44780, pretty much anything simple. american parts distributors are just boomer traps, as another user put it.

Bought a T63 ereader for USD75 during the sale, it came today and so far it's pretty great. microSD slot so I can now store up to 70GB (with my 64GB card) of books. Screen is super clear, as should be expected with the screen resolution.
it came in packaging that looks and feels like a straight ripoff of Apple products, and it sets up quickly. about as large as my kobo mini (RIP). seller threw in a USB light, but it's a full USB port (pictured) so I can't plug it into the already-backlit reader. still neat. the built-in backlight is pretty blue so I may buy another to tear down and attempt an amber LED replacement on

aliexpress.com/item/33023695561.html

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Why is it so hard to find a coiled cable that is long length on one side? I can't believe you have to get in contact with a custom cable maker for this shit, blows my mind I can't find it on AliExpress.

link me a good clicky keyboard and ill buy an extra one for you

Got some cycling kit from Racmmer today, seems decent quality overall and great for what I spent. Definitely don't upsize the jersey like some people recommend if you like race fit stuff.

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What happened to the info graphs? Normally I'm not a faggot and would consult them before asking anything. Anyways I need a soldering iron, what's the best I can get?

Impossibru. How on earth do you expect to get any user's address to send it to them? We're so autistically paranoid we obscure photos of our goddam fingertips here.

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Nice, I had been eyeing that model for the side buttons.
How is the interface? Does it comes by default on chink or in English?