Mfw no American gf

>mfw no American gf
why live?

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sauce, me lad. i need more material so i can masturbate to the thought of her nursing me.

don't we all

>mfw no Asian bf
(v_v,)

i just went to Jow Forums to make a thread, but someone already did. based

huw lika rica dik hwite woman?

link?

There are no women on the internet user, you know this.

jeb

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because you need to live

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Life ingeneral isn't worth living

post bobs woman

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open cloth

post bobs woman

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>Shelby from NY
whomest da fug is u?

found her

thx, m8.

Never, despite my deep enebreation

Nooo
Neeuugh

A woah man from New York

hi, so im doing a research paper for my medical license talking about how woman from new york have the biggest breasts.
can you please provide photo evidence that I can utilize for this auspicious project?
thank

Post boobs woman

I can not give you evidence, but I can assure you that I am under endowed as far as the average...

I do not cower to the governmente

DAMMIT I NEED PICTURES. PICTURES OF THOSE TIDDIES.

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Just be brown user, that's how I smash.

Trust me, I would but my phone will not allow me to give a proper response.
(I tried)

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What are American women actually like? We only tend to see the screeching man-harpies and the Kardashian abominations.

Or you don’t post bobs or I will post shit like this

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Brown-eyed roasties, so the same as bongland.

go to America and see for yourself faggot

I don't really understand what they want from you.

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>get shot
Not falling for that one.

fine, you could have gotten yourself a girlfriend but I suppose you can take the hard way. Bummer.

>take the hard way
I think there are already too many people on here who want to do that.

ALWAYS

It depends on the area of the US

David is fr more endowed
I am never insulted

They always will want more

Bla bow, real face reveal

Oh btw, if you want an irl pic.
Here's another

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that's a nice hand

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I wish, all this labor has left me haggard

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My haggard lesbian hand will show you as much

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>tfw no white bf

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You mean
>No bf

you ever consider being a hand model?

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no i prefer whitoids

There are so few opportunities.
I have the mannliest of hands

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Nigga, you are far from finding irl white brawds

well my hand are smol and feminine for a dude so...

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FAT
A
T

no sweetie im yuugge

If it helps, you are not feminine

thanks, im somewhat self-conscious of it but ive gotten used to the ribbing over the years.
btw my street name is t-rex since well they had small claws too lol

You very got small fingers, it's how you compensate for it.
Fuck I'm looking like a manly alien over here.
Make it work

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Do you have a thing for hands my ninja?

no, just making a Jim Jones reference
[spoiler]but feet maybe[/spoiler]

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Fatass