>mfw no American gf
why live?
Mfw no American gf
sauce, me lad. i need more material so i can masturbate to the thought of her nursing me.
don't we all
>mfw no Asian bf
(v_v,)
i just went to Jow Forums to make a thread, but someone already did. based
huw lika rica dik hwite woman?
link?
There are no women on the internet user, you know this.
jeb
because you need to live
Life ingeneral isn't worth living
post bobs woman
open cloth
post bobs woman
>Shelby from NY
whomest da fug is u?
found her
thx, m8.
Never, despite my deep enebreation
Nooo
Neeuugh
A woah man from New York
hi, so im doing a research paper for my medical license talking about how woman from new york have the biggest breasts.
can you please provide photo evidence that I can utilize for this auspicious project?
thank
Post boobs woman
I can not give you evidence, but I can assure you that I am under endowed as far as the average...
I do not cower to the governmente
DAMMIT I NEED PICTURES. PICTURES OF THOSE TIDDIES.
Just be brown user, that's how I smash.
Trust me, I would but my phone will not allow me to give a proper response.
(I tried)
What are American women actually like? We only tend to see the screeching man-harpies and the Kardashian abominations.
Or you don’t post bobs or I will post shit like this
Brown-eyed roasties, so the same as bongland.
go to America and see for yourself faggot
I don't really understand what they want from you.
>get shot
Not falling for that one.
fine, you could have gotten yourself a girlfriend but I suppose you can take the hard way. Bummer.
>take the hard way
I think there are already too many people on here who want to do that.
ALWAYS
It depends on the area of the US
David is fr more endowed
I am never insulted
They always will want more
Bla bow, real face reveal
Oh btw, if you want an irl pic.
Here's another
that's a nice hand
I wish, all this labor has left me haggard
My haggard lesbian hand will show you as much
>tfw no white bf
You mean
>No bf
you ever consider being a hand model?
no i prefer whitoids
There are so few opportunities.
I have the mannliest of hands
Nigga, you are far from finding irl white brawds
well my hand are smol and feminine for a dude so...
FAT
A
T
no sweetie im yuugge
If it helps, you are not feminine
thanks, im somewhat self-conscious of it but ive gotten used to the ribbing over the years.
btw my street name is t-rex since well they had small claws too lol
You very got small fingers, it's how you compensate for it.
Fuck I'm looking like a manly alien over here.
Make it work
Do you have a thing for hands my ninja?
no, just making a Jim Jones reference
[spoiler]but feet maybe[/spoiler]
Fatass