Apple Special Event

Don't make the bearded man in the sticky sad; don't make this proprietary software shill thread a sticky.

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>apple has to use google's infrastructure to be able to stream at 1080p
kek

100,000 waiting.
50,000 likes.
900 dislikes.

Yep, it's Apple time.

*sip*

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OFFICIAL Apple livestream ON YOUTUBE?!

Let us have this one day you fucking freetards. Jesus Christ you degenerates post about your Linux rice all day. Let us have this one day and leave us alone.

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These are the 2019 iPhones, say something nice about them.

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Today is going to be full of innovation.

GNU/Linux*

the iPhone XR successor

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PREDICT WHAT APPLE WILL INVENT THIS TIME

It's kinda ugly, but still better than 99% of Androids.

>apple is a fucking ASMR channel on youtube

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>notch is still the same
Was there really no way for them to make it less retarded?

how does apple get away with trash like this? The notch is still there, jesus christ.

Jow Forums app

Except, you know, all Samsung lineup, or OnePlus, or Xiaomi, etc...

>Samsung

lmao

nice boomer posting tho

I'm not even surprised anymore.

>youtube
>part of google
monopoly break is coming breh

Ahem

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mods always make a sticky for apple's conferences, you idiotic crybabies

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New iPhone will be waterproof and it will be a “Game changer” and “never has been done before.”.

Bet.

You know not like Android has had waterproof phones for a while.

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based

Does she have a hairy vagina or does she keep it bald?

ITT poorfags who couldn't afford a ticket

i am here

APPLE INVENTED BACKGROUND MUSIC

I just hope their next iphone isn't a meme with notch and other bullshit because otherwise every other company will follow their shitty design choices aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

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I wonder how many white men will show up in the Apple promo material

pics or it did not happen

The queen has arrived with her negro servant.

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Based.

Reminder.

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>That desperate Pajeet in the background

lol

Queenie with her royal pass

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Apple invented this

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Our queen taking pics with thirsty betas at the Apple event. She's so nice.

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How many iPhones to nut on her face?

I want Justine to spit in my mouth and talk down to me because I don't have the latest iPhone while she looks at me with disgust and pity.

Also, why is her sister such an ugly gargoyle? Justine has this perfect Aryan face and body, but her sister looks like a tranny who got hit with a brick.

This waiting music is fucking GAY

>soiface in 2019

Good. Fuck them. Welcome to Capitalism. They would do the same to you, remember that.

Our queen has found Woz himself

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iPhones have been water resistant since the iPhone 7 (IP67 certified, except for XS and XS Max which are IP68)

>little girls and boys touched my phone
h-hot

iJustine's sister has that coke addict look all the time.

Our queen showing off her sister and fellow Youtube protege.

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I respect BASED Woz, but he reminds me of that old guy who hangs around with the youngsters and talks about how he started all of this and BACK IN MY DAY...

BASED MODS

We sticky now! Proprietary software wins once again!

Brownlee mogs them

STICKY
ANDROID PAJEETS BTFO

What Apple will invent this time?

imagine the threesome

Child bearing hips having ass. God damn it, what a mommy.

2/10 would not fuck

I have my iPhone 8 Plus in my hand ready! LET'S GOOOOOOOOO

MORE CAMERAS

Kanzi

I told you mods always sticky this kind of threads, idiots.

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Doesn't Dorito Pope fuck iJustine on a reggie?
Pretty sure that's one of the reasons why he's considered based these days.

QUICK POST WHAT APPLE GEAR YOU OWN

Me

>iPhone X 64GB Silver
>iPad Mini 5 + Pencil

Street shitters will never recover.

WE GOT OUR PIN

INNOVATION TIME

i said that iPhone X would be the last one but i just went and preordered the iPhone 11, i am so fat

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iPhone 5s

the only Jow Forums approved apple product aka iPhone SE

IT'S BASTILLE TIME user!

BLACKED

>sticky
>almost one hour in
>75 posts

Apple is DEAD

He's a pootuber

The iPhone SE is the only /fa/ approved phone.

>Silver
>>iPad Mini 5 + Pe

MBP 2018
Iphone 8 Plus (had the xs wasnt a fan of the notch)
Apple watch

Based White alphas join our Queen. Beta brown people remain in the back!

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this logo is so fucking ugly what were they thinking

I have a crush on Jenna and her big ass forehead. Someone help me. :(

Jow Forums doesn't approve Apple products

iPad Pro 12.9 2018

That trap on the left is qt

sir Xiami One Plus 5t has outperformed apple products in many test

Based

The event hasn't even begun yet you sour grape eating Linux user.

Normal non-socially challenged people typically discuss events AFTER they happen.

What will the this year's "one more thing"?

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Reminder that a stickied thread means it's a CONTAINMENT thread

I have an old iPod, the thick one.

It's the colors the new XR is going to be available tbqh

6s

My dear boy, you have a long way to go

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pair of earpods my sister gave me, I use them on my ps4, they're pretty comfortable, sound is decent enough
bricked iPod touch 4

Chat disabled? gtfo apple