PHONES ARE TOO EXPENSIVE

I'M FUCKING DILATING

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Fucking kek, it still has the notch

the base 11 is decent by apple standards

ALWAYS ON RETINA DISPLAY IWATCHES


HOLY FCUKING SHIT FBI NSA CIA GLOWIES ALWAYS WATCHING!!! AAAAAAAAH!!!

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What’s the screen resolution?

same as XR, shit

>buying a new phone in the current year

>those cameras.

How the fuck

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>PHONES ARE TOO EXPENSIVE
no they are not, buy Xiaomi.

Fuck that, when are we gonna get iMessage emulation on android devices?

The prices are decent tbqh

Bands dont work in JewSA

Cheaper than the Xr msrp and not as gimped. its almost like apple is trying to
Be competitive instead of just expecting sales

And they still try to hide it with wallpapers. It's like someone trying to hide their Norwood 3 by combing over the hair lmao

This is why I'm on the iPhone upgrade program the last 3+ years.

Pay ~50 a month, get a new phone every year. End up paying ~$700 for a $1000+ phone, not to mention having insurance coverage at all times.

move to a country with better competition laws.

They have to sustain all that diversity hiring bloat somehow.

>no USB-C
>notch
>no fingerprint

disappointing

50 a month with insurance? Where the fuck do you get your service?

>he has spent 2 grand on phones in 3 years
Jesus, and you are even proud of it

> he thinks that’s a lot

Broke boi

the sheer number of camera on that thing fucking frighten me

I don't trust apple.

Ok, you have 1 one thousand dollars, what do you buy, iPhone 11 pro or 1 (one) apple stand ?

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1 thousand more?

Are they ever going to stop misleading consumers by using backgrounds that are entirely black at top to hide the notch?

It's part of Apple's upgrade program. You get Apple Care included.

It would have been 3k had I bought them flatout, so I saved about $1,000. Not to mention the included insurance and ease of tradeup. Also is right lol.

nokia 2720 flip goes under 100€

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That has nothing to do with band support but ok

>ease of tradeup
yeah swapping sim cards is so hard

or 118€ for this brick that has 43 day battery life (standby)

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that base 11 is not too bad, desu

I'm talking about not having to go through the process of selling the old one each year, not physically changing devices you fucking dimwit.

oh god the horror, you'd have to make an ebay listing and go to the post office once per year

>he is proud of spending 2k on an Instagram machine
Yikes

looks like shit mate sorry

How do you get cell service?

6 4 G B
4
G
B

having a button is better, get iphone 8.

>64GB memory
if thats all u need then u should get a cheaper model than the 11. if u upgrade the memory its much more $

>not having friends

Why do you even have a smart phone if you have no friends?

As someone who did this in college with phones, GPU's etc, it sucks dick.

Rather hand it to the guy at the Apple store and get my new phone. Selling the device is net neutral in terms of economic benefit, so it's a hassle with no benefit.

I lease a car for the same reason I'm on the iPhone program.

Always have the newest thing
Pay less than outright purchasing
Always in warranty
Don't have to worry about the condition of the product, or being underwater
Trade it back in without hassle at the end of the term

Buying a phone only makes sense if you plan to keep it long term. If you follow and like having new technology, the upgrade (lease) makes the most sense. Sounds like you're too stupid to get it though.

Pretty cool brick son.
Cat S61 is my brick of preference though.

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I wanna take more professional pictures of my genitalia, is the 11 still worth it then?

>theyre still trying to hide the notch with the default background
lol

>It would have been 3k had I bought them flatout, so I saved about $1,000.
No you didn't. If you bought all 3 you would own 3 iPhones for 3000, or sell 2 of them for 700 each at least

I can understand for the last several years always wanting to have the latest phone if you're a serious power user but at this point the technology has peaked and there is no justification for phones to be released every year

hmm good point, enhanced home made porn is the only good reason to frequently upgrade phones now.

>apple invented friends
Big yikes

>latest phone if you're a serious power user
as an iphone user it makes no sense since they trickle the feature down slow, its not even about hardware now its the software jail.

so just get a cheaper iphone (like an 8) just to get the blue bubble and shit.

lmao

also what fucking carrier are you going through where you get upgrade discounts
every carrier only offers phone discounts if you're on a new line of service, once you make it out of that period

>Pro Max
how the mighty have fallen

Nokia 7.2 releases this month and it's 300€. Also features a headphone jack.

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4+ additional hours of battery life, the cameras, more durable, fastest CPU/GPU in a phone, wifi-6. That's enough for me.

Next year is the big one: 5G, new design, etc.
I've basically reconciled with the fact I'll pay $50 a month for the rest of my life to always have the latest & best, with insurance and trade-in included.

>no Type-C

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I always hated the notches, there was hardly any problem with bezels. But based Samsung didn't ditch the bezel until they perfected it to the single camera hole in the screen, while Apple still has that retarded shit, despite it was them who started this cancerous trend.

you are straight up lying about the price you pay
nobody is going to believe you until you post a picture of your bill or something

Specs?

That actually looks cool.

The back is so fucking ugly. I would be embarrassed to pull that out of my pocket. Staying on the iPhone X

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>ZEISS lens
Finally, yesss!!

Dude are you retarded?
apple.com/shop/iphone/iphone-upgrade-program

you realize you're giving them the previous iphone trade in value right?

now if they come out with an iphone like this one which has no real innovation you are forced to trade it in

you basically sold back your phone to apple for $300. you could have easily sold them for around $500.
Congratulations you played yourself

Still trying to hide the notch.

>fingerprint on the BACK

fucking trash

>every single model has a notch

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I have an iPhone XS.... Citizen One is Apple's official partner in their upgrade program.

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>latest & best
>lagPhone

nokia.com/phones/en_int/nokia-7

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Oh, and their reason to keep the notch is the FaceID botnet and that gay Animoji shit.
Truly, Apple is destined to offer the worst choices in tech, but there are still tons of people who will eat it up.

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wow I didn't even know about this shit lmfao thanks for spoonfeeding me

>LITERALLY ON PAYMENT PLAN
AAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
SPOTTED THE POORFAG

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I’m not a fan of super big bezels but I’d rather they do what google is planning for the pixel 4 and just have a bar than this shit, it makes it look chunky.

If I wanted, I could just pay off the loan balance and keep the phone. I want the new one though, so I'll be trading in.

Maybe, if it was in perfect condition and I sell it at the pricesily right time. Again, hoping nothing happens to my phone since I wouldn't have insurance without additional cost.

The small difference there isn't worth the yearly hassle of owning it.

Fastest CPU and GPU in a phone, cope harder.

iCattle aren't people

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the S10e is still the best phone this year

what is it called

>iCattle
KEK

Nokia 800 Tough

link?

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AppleCare is just $6/month. You're still paying 44 for your telephone.

you can get your $50 a month back? because otherwise you're forced to upgrade because you essentially already paid for the upgrade value of the new iphone whether you think it's worth the money or not

apple definitely loves you because they can pump out any minor optimizations and then make $50 a month for the rest of your life

I have a Xiaomi 7A and works great

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It looks like you don't understand the concept of leasing. I'm not going to take the time to explain ti sorry.

>think different
HERE'S FOR THE GIFTED ONES

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Whatever I've paid on the loan with my $50 payments is included. So If I wanted to bail now it would be the original $999 - 50(months i've paid).

The upgrade program is a 0% interest loan, so I literally lose nothing by doing this.

thnkx m8, was considering a separate cheap andoird phone for use with a radar detector, so no cellular.

sounds like they are just trying to lock you in to frivolously buying every iteration regardless of whether you want it, great cash flow model

Maybe they will innovate the punch hole cutout in 3 years.

is the insurance actually not a scam
lots of carriers offer insurance but then it will be some mega ass faggot bullshit when you try to go in and make a claim like "oh I see here the back glass has a tiny crack so that's going to change the deductible from $30 to $250"

Holy shit what a retard. You didn't save shit, you got fucking suckered into paying for a phone every year, when buying just one phone and keeping it for years would've been just as good.

And don't give me that bullshit about how you're an enthusiast and you enjoy owning the newest and best thing. You didn't save shit, you got tricked into parting with thousands of dollars, and regardless of how rich you are, you are still a moron who lost a lot of money.

>still seething over the notch 3 years later

Why did they send so many chinks onto the stage? To appeal to chinks more???

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I work at a sprint store and let me tell you, americans don't really give a fuck about phones anymore
going to the phone store used to be like the adult version of toys r us, now it's just a fucking pain in the ass

>That has nothing to do with band support
why?