/edc/

Nah, I carry one pad and one tampon because having one when a chick needs it is so critical, had a girl stay over at my crib, started her period that morning, that tampon came in clutch.

Nah, I go to parties and hang out with people a lot, so I have stuff to come in clutch for others (I don't have an iPhone for example). I was at a small house party and we set up beer pong, no one had any balls but me.

Literally nigger tier.

>edc
>she was staying at my house
Doesn't really make sense
>they set up beer pong but they didn't have any balls
Are your friends retarded?

Yeah, I think that I am based.

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>CCRU
>dirt cheap amazon straightrazor
baste indeed

what's name of watch?

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>Google Pixel 2 XL (general use, fuck dongles)
>Samsung Galaxy S6 (3.5mm audio primarily)
>cheap shitty generic brand earphone (singular, only the right bud worked after a while, so I cut the left off)
>Ganzo & Tiger multi-tools (one each, they have different parts)
>~40-bit screwdriver set
>1m & 2m Type-C USB cable
>1m & 2m Micro USB cable
>1m & 2m Lightning cable
>bike pump
>toothbrush & paintbrush (for electronics cleaning)
>small notepad
>packet of chewing gum/mints
>kinda shit flashlight
>2x pens
>permanent marker
>10k mAh power bank

who else misses candy bars

thoze late nokia xpress music phones were a-ok

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Pixel 3a, fountain pen and ballpoint as backup, kuru toga roulette pencil, watch. Laptop in bag with other school stuff like notebooks.

Motorola fone was top

>Walkman CD player
just hit me with some serious nostalgia

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>car keys
>wallet
>bin laden watch
>fone
>4-color bic pen
>notebook
>x220
>nikon d7500
>trail mix

>the nokia 5310 on the left has a "decentralized" sim, the 3310 and fagphone have a normal one, both the touch screen "phones" serve as a backup if i am to run out of battery or some shit
>the cd player i use in my car most often, the red one i use to usually listen to things when i'm walking, the thing inbetween them isn't a walkman but a dictaphone, although i usually use it to listen to cassettes

Here I thought it was just a pic was ironic. Didn't know you were legit crazy.

>smartphone
>Bluetooth headphones
>Library card
>ID
>Pocket change amounting less than 2 dollars
>Random soda of unspecified brand
>External 2tb HDD
>Sometimes 1 to 10 different 32gb usbs

These aren't every day, I dont go outside very often, when I do leave I bring only my password protected phone usually. I haven't left the house in around a month.

Is that a fucking Zune?

Dealer Premium+ set at your local Walmart now available at just 99.95

He don't got not backpack, this nigga got a duffel bag

So much unnecessary bullshit
Also did you install a custom rom on the xperia?

>4 phones
>kabar knife
>walkman and a digital camera
are you making some kind of faggoty statement about how a smartphone can pretty much replace all that bullshit?

also, what was your MOS?

probably a Vostok Komandirskie

A wallet, phone, zippo, a pack of cigarettes, sunglasses. And that's it.

wtf are you collecting that shit for

where's the ngage nigga

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Pockets/Body:
>Oneplus 6T (black 8GB/128GB)
>Benchmade Bugout (all black)
>Red Wing Card Holder wllet (amber, to match my boots and belt)
>Orbitkey (black on black with flash drive and tool) plus keyfob
>Fisher Space Pen Bullet (matte black)
>Bic Crystal (almost always one behind my ear, like a douche)
>Sig Sauer P365
>Orient Mako II on a Bond Nato strap

Backpack (GoRuck GR2):
>Dell XPS 13 Developer (Fedora/GNOME)
>iPad Pro (11 inch)
>Aukey 10,000 mAh QC3 Power Bank
>Shure SE215 earphones
>Flash Drives
>Field Notes notebooks (one small, one large)
>2x Zebra F-701 (all metal)
>Sparrows Kick Start lock pick set
>Flask
>Nalgene water bottle
>Bic lighter
>Travel toiletries (toothbrush, toothpaste, deodorant, eye drops, chapstick)

leatherman skeletool
wallet
Samsung Galaxy s8 Active (unlocked)
keys (which have a usb-c charge cable, a small knife and measuring tape on them)

Whoops didn't mean to reply, my bad

your telling me that you need all of this stuff every day?

Not all of it, no. Save for the handgun (for obvious reasons) I would say everything in the pockets/body section gets used daily. As for the backpack, my company pays be far too much money to be available all the time, which means laptop. If you have to have a laptop with you all the time you're going to have a backpack, which means more room to put shit. Out of that backpack section I would say laptop, earphones, notebooks, and water bottle get used every day.

i'm collecting these because they look cool and function well
and i don't have an ngage because no nigger is selling it locally since i'm basically in a third world country

Just for the weekend and private leisure time.

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What a massive homosexual.

yeah a lot of people tell me that, i agree with that statement
i didn't install a custom rom on it yet, but i'm planning to do it, i'm just a lazy fuck
no, that would be gay, besides all the things that the "smart"phone is trying to be do the job much better on their original counterpart since they just do what they were supposed to do unlike trying to be some universal shit.
and i don't have any mos since i never went to the army

yeah i agree, i indeed am a MASSIVE faggot...for anime tits

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What do you do during your weekend?

Fuckwits in /edc/ breds are so much fun to shitstir.

Literally the only valid response is
>phone, keys, wallet

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What shoes are those?

What decade do you live in OP? I'm so confused by this pic

Terrorist attacks are not going to happen by themselves, user.

Looks like he does organ harvesting as a side gig.

2012 called, they want their thread back.

>I haven't left the house in around a month.
That's really unhealthy user, please go out and just walk around and get some sun.

what do you think of using a blackberry bold in 2019?
i think they're comfy and kinda want to switch to one

The jerk store called and they want YOU back

Just 5 things, 3 when I'm not working.
My car and desk have some more personal things like lip balm and such, but I really don't get the people who carry laptops, notepads, 3 knives, etc with them everywhere.

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I was a techfag sometime ago, but... I've just given up. Too tired for this shit.

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nothing im not a walking bot tard

>Car/home keys
>Phone
>Pocket notebook
>Wallet
Oh and also
>Karambit
I got it for shits and gigs and for how it looked but I actually find it useful at times, am I autistic?

>Car/home/office keys
>RFID blocking wallet
>Phone
>Casio F-84W
>Coin pouch
I don't wear a backpack because I'm not in college anymore.

> I've just given up. Too tired for this shit.
It really is a lot of work while somehow not being rewarding.
I guess it's because you're not really creating or accomplishing something, just consuming.

>i didn't install a custom rom on it yet, but i'm planning to do it, i'm just a lazy fuck
If you do then install something android 2.3 based, anything higher doesn't really work

>nobody had any balls but me
ambigious

what do you deal?

>It really is a lot of work while somehow not being rewarding. I guess it's because you're not really creating or accomplishing something, just consuming.
DESU quite the opposite, user. Since I adopt minimalism, I have only what I really use. And I realize I don't need a meme-knife, ultraedgy-multitool, etc. Smarthphones can be cool, but it's a headache too (lost, robbed, broken). To me, it's just dead weight.

- About docs, carry only 3: driver's license + medical card + limited bank card (and some cash). Don't have gym card, shop card...
- About keys, only 2: house and old car. More than enough.
- About phone, I hate big phones, don't have any social media and think botnet is cancer. When 2G gone down here, will swap to some old small shitty Samsung Android 2.3 + no google account/google apps. Got smarthphone robbed 3 years ago and... it was a pain in the ass. Let's use my PC, safe at home.

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Are you driving a Volkswagen MK5? Or an Audi? I can't help but notice

unfortunately the 2010s
kek
>I really don't get the people who carry laptops
with a laptop you can entertain yourself if you're gonna have to wait somewhere or some shit
> notepads
those can be useful if you prefer writing by pen
> 3 knives
that much knives is indeed somewhat useless, one high quality knife is enough
>Karambit
>I got it for shits and gigs and for how it looked but I actually find it useful at times, am I autistic?
not really, while it's not the best type of knife in the world it's pretty good. although you shouldn't take my word for it too much since i'm quite retarded myself
>Casio F-84W
nice
>If you do then install something android 2.3 based, anything higher doesn't really work
thanks for the info user
crystallized bodies of dead niggers

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cute thinkpad, which model?

Its an X23. It is pretty cute uwu

>Laptop
>Earbuds
>Notebook
>Portfolio
>Wallet
>Car keys
>Iphone(I know, pls no hurty)
>Chargers
>2 TB external HDD
>Audio recorder
>Brush
>Tampons
>Knife + mace
>Flashlight
>Some variant of protein bar/shake
>Kindle
>Too much gum
>20 different G2 Pilots
>Water
>Ibuprofen
>Adderall + Vyvanse
>Hand sanitizer
>2 USBs
>Gel wrist rest

Hell yeah boy. I still have my zune hd somewhere.

>wallet
>phone
>keys

I'm not a paranoid secret agent wannabe

do you carry your magic cards with you everywhere too?

>carrying tampons and pads for girls

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what is going on

Why are tissues never mentioned in these threads?
Are you guys seriously walking around without them?

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>Tampons

the dilate meme is real

what would need tissus for basedboy? not weak sniffling basedboy like yoy

The telephone handset with the alligator clips is historically called a "beige box" and its used to hook onto the screw terminals or exposed wiring of a TNI box on the back of a residence, a business etc. There are also TNI's which serve bigger buildings and sometimes they are indoors in an electrical room. Underneath the meme mask is a lockpick gun and a multitool. The Thinkpad has a built in modem and can boot DOS for usage on battery with a communications program like Telix or CCM. There are a lot of industrial control systems and other remote computers hooked up to modems rather than the internet because they run legacy software and I don't want to dial them from home.

I carry napkins that I take by the handful from whatever gas station I go to

When I'm indoors there is usually a toilet nearby. When outdoors I just shoot snot out my nose on the ground.

Explain

onions

Oh ok, yea I stick those up my vag. It's alternative medicine

>my vag
kek, try again tranny

i usually carry some isopropyl filled tissues

that sounds really interesting

MK5 Golf TDI.
It's the definition of machine. Turn it on and drive with efficiency and power. You could go 500 miles without stopping, and it would be like "ok".

Yeah, we know, it's called a car

>VW
they are shit cars now
Only the MK1 GTi was good.

Nice. What camera is that?

away from home atm for 2-3 months so a bit mad
on person/in bag
>cheap phone
>wallet with id and about 20 quid cash
>money clip with four other currencies (fuck exchange jews)
>watch
>chink mp3 player and superlux headphones
>spare phone, work phone, spare work phone, decent phone all in faraday compartment
>torch
>swiss army knife
>radio
>rolling papers, lighters
>pack of cigs
>gum
>x201 if i need it
>car keys on a lanyard
>cheap digital camera
>first aid kit with strong painkillers
>power bank
>passport
>deck of cards
>water bottle
>biscuits
>cheap vape + liquid
>pens + notepad, other documents
>gardening gloves, kagool

in car:
>T430
>8" samsung tablet
>500gb ssd
>winter clothing - lined trousers / thick coat
>change of footwear (boots/trainers)
>couple changes of clothing
>backpacking tent
>sleeping bag
>fold out bed
>tins of food
>cooking supplies
>more food - mayo, dried pasta
>oolbox
>spare radio
>spare batteries
>sewing kit
>wash bag
>water
>extra fuel

probably forgot some stuff
gist is I can sleep in the car if I have to, just find somewhere to park, put front seat forward and get the bed out

fucking serial killer

keys, phone, wallet

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I had that Sony Ericsson K550i it was great

Are those Sony Ericsson in the back left corner?

>nice
Thanks.

>Syringe
If this is for enemas, the syringe is an awful shape.
>Buttplugs
Given the presence of dragon dildos, those plugs are tiny.
>Glass thing without flange
Enjoy your trip to the ER
>Magic wand
Back massagers are better. Cheaper and more powerful.
>Blue things on bottom right
What this

Who are you spying/planing to kill?

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OH I HAD THAT NOKIA

The one with the media controls, it was the shit. Fucking 320x240 screen was like retina back in the day, it looked very nice.