Entire presentation today

>entire presentation today
>we poorly copied a 2 year old android feature
>we poorly copied a 5 year old android feature
>we poorly copied a 3 year old android feature
>we poorly copied a 7 year old android feature
>we dropped 2 features we planned to copy from android because our pajeets couldn't figure out how to copy it

Why haven't you upgraded to android yet iToddlers?

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>"android feature"
Give me the phone that included each and every one of these features. You can't compare one phone with an entire range of different devices whose only similarities are their operating systems.

Post a photo of your toilet iJeet. Oh wait, you don't have one.

translators note: "upgrade" in android means purchasing a phone that stops receiving updates after 1.5 years

At least it's not a lagPhone.

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iTODDLERS BTFO

cope

>hes not building his own builds on lineageos to keep his 5 year old phone up to date and free of google
To each his own

>Why haven't you upgraded to android yet iToddlers?
Because I just kissed my boyfriend

That's some nice poorfag cope.
Reminder that having an iPhone makes it easier to get pussy

ah yes why havent i mined the lithium, copper and aluminum to fabricate my own components for my obviously superior smartphone

S5 still gets updates 5 years later. Meanwhile all iShit older than a year has been bricked by lagOS.

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Show me a two-year old non-Apple phone that has a three-camera setup that can shoot photos as good as the iPhone 11 Pro.

Actually, Apple has one of the easiest-to-follow lifecycle policies for its phones. If your old iPhone is running slow, a proven way to speed it up is by replacing the battery.

Show me an iPhone camera that isn't a steaming heap of shit.

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Huawei is a Chinese spy company.

Apple is a Chinese spy company.

>Chinese spy company.
OH NO NO NO N ON O NO
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asianews.it/news-en/Apple-'sells'-iCloud-data-to-Chinese-company-42786.html

>all this whataboutism cope
YIKES

OOF

holy shit

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Nigger.

What the fuck is this
What do the bars represent?
Why is one longer than the other?
Is bigger = better or shittier?
WHY IS APPLE SO FUCKING INCOMPETENT THAT THEY CAN'T EVEN DRAW A GRAPH

Yeah, it's a difficult decision wheather it is Wu Cheng who is going to spy on me shaving my balls or Jack Johnson.

Not him but not an argument

>lagPhone marketing
vs
>lagPhone in the real world

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If the millionaires running apple are incompetent than what does that make you?

>larp about pajeets because you have no other sensible talking points

kek

Samsung are shit though. No idea how they became biggest Android seller

Why would you want to charge someone else's phone?

When you make/sell hundreds of low-end to mid-tier models with seemingly no difference between them, your phone company tends to become the biggest Android seller. Every pajeet has an Android phone. Jow Forums rubbishes pajeets all the time but need pajeets to prop up the Android numbers LMAO ..

iTODDLERS BTFO

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based

That's a shitty test sir. Sir for all we know, the fingertips might have totally different conductivity depending on the caste good sir. The iPhone is a fantastic product!

biased

Why the fuck is the ios Google maps so much cleaner? Wtf is Google doing

There is no way a tiny smartphone lens can capture that much light.

youtube.com/watch?v=i-GVqqlsE9I

which still manages to be cheaper than iLoo

Baste

and apparently they can spy on you in the dark

The amount of biased idiots unable to evaluate things objectively is amazing here. There's not a single iPhone that's experienced lag from the past two years, and specific Android phones have cool features but performance sucks.

They are usually carrier updates which dont update jack shit

samsung no matter what are behind in OS updates and security updates.

B&R

Why are you recording it first of all

>itoddlers

bass desu

This is correct. All chink shills will be shot dead.

the S10 lmao

>2019
>6.0.1
Iphone 4s received an update 2 month ago after 8 (eight) years
Iphone 5/5c received an update 2 month ago after 7 (seven) years
Iphone 5s still receives monthly updates after 6 (six) years

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>itoddler actually considers his malware killswitches "updates"
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Who the fuck needs all that GPU perfomance ON A FUCKING PHONE?

>phone 4s received an update 2 month ago
It's barely useable with last updates and you can't roll back
Fuck off

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DELET

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not him but not a photo

I don't want features, I just want a phone with a 5000mAh battery

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> t. suicide bomber

Straight

The Android packs more features, the itoddler doesn't need all that data.

Except that apple drops support for their devices faster than any android phone I've ever used
t. person whose Mi3 is on Android Pie, not sure if it will get an update to Q though.

you are aware that android phones are slapping telescopic lenses nowdays right?
you are aware that they have evolved wireless charging to two levels above apple right?
you are aware that x2 can record at almost 1000fps right?

>plot without axis labels
Worthless

LMAO NEVER HEARD ABOUT IT BEFORE WTF

They know how to draw one but it's better to be vague here from their perspective

the best part is that android will drop those features now

They support for 5 years

I like iOS emojis too much