Jow Forums stays at the Hilton

ITT: Jow Forums goes to the Hilton for a few days

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>it's another one of these threads
I take all the keys to half the too floor, lock myself in one room and turn the TV to sportsnet and pass out with vodka

why the fuck we at the hilton

Fucking Canadians, they should ban you faggots from leaving icy shithole you call a country.

It was this or Best Western.

*snores loudly to the sound of CFL*

bant is more like a motel 6

*ahem*
FUCK HOCKEY
FUCK MAPLE SYRUP

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The fuck is the Hilton?

Motel 6 is for /s4s/

I'm drinking cocktails at the bar on tab.
They're too drunk to tell

I’m gonna go downstairs and get some food

Ah fuck, just woke up
first the Saskatchafags win and now everyone's up my ass
OY
You owe me a drink now, stop buying cocktails
I'll change the channel if you guys want though

I've only been to saskatchewan a couple times before, and I hated it there.

There's nothing outside of the cities, just flat land for miles, and inside of cities are just boring aswell, and windy as fuck. And it gets way too fucking hot in the summer and way to fucking cold in the winter...

Fuck, it's so horrible living there, I can't exactly blame the saskatchafags for acting like that.

Eskimo gang
Also MB is the worst province because it's like SK but less self-conscious and more uptight about abos

Fuck, you're right, for how big MB is, no one fucking talks about it

I went to just south of Victora Lake once, and it was about 30 degrees, with flies absolutely everywhere. They wouldn't stop landing on me. It was disgusting there.

Fuck.

I'm just cozy here on vancouver island, though. It rains a lot, but it helps me go to sleep.

Vancouver sounds good but is the housing as bad as it apparently is? Laat time I went into the province it was pretty bad

Ay fuck you. We are NOT vancouver! VANCOUVER ISLAND!

Sorry, but it's just so fucking infuriating when I say that I'm from vancouver island, but everyone says "Vancouver, yeah!"

Vancouver is fucking horrible. Chinese millionaires buy property, storing their wealth, and driving the prices up to fucking heaven. Drug addicts everywhere, too.

A shitty house in a rough part of town costs about 400k, in Nanaimo.

Well yeah I know that the capital must be different
But I was kinda referring to the island as a whole, as I'm assuming you'd know more than me about it
So what's it like where you live then?

Victoria is the capital of BC.

Vancouver is still the largest city, though.

I live in Nanaimo, in the shitty part of town. Where a shitty house costs 400k.

It rains a lot. Sun is rare, in autumn and winter. We actually have the highest amount of precipitation of anywhere in north america.

Or wait
Fuck
How do I mess up simple shit
I blame lack of sleep and not that I'm retarded I swear
Rain would be nicer to get in the spring and summer, it always gets way too hot
And the bugs, man, the mosquitoes and even the wasps are just crazy

kot get

lets watch some k-drama

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Waiter, what is the fishe of the day?

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In 2008, I bought a house in Oceanside for $345K. From that date on, real estate values plummeted until I sold at a terrible loss in 2014. Six months after leaving the island, the Chinese started buying up everything on the coast north of Nanaimo. My house would have sold for over half a million.