/csg/ - Consumerist Squandering General

CHINK SHIT GENERAL - TRIGGERING TITLE EDITION
In /csg/ we discuss the cheap shit you see on Gearbest, Taobao, AliExpress, Banggood, eBay and similar sites.

>IRC channel
qchat.rizon.net/?channels=/csg/
#/csg/ on rizon

>Discord link
discord.gg/QGhQUhu

>Chink Shit Wiki
wiki.installgentoo.com/index.php/Chink_shit_general

>Chink Shit Randomizer
>fucking dead

>Chink Shit Infographic (slightly outdated)
chinkshit.xyz/infographic.pdf

>Old thread
>Shitty chink shit news
user really wants to be the sheriff
tiananon keeps pushing his luck
curiosity got the best of user
chinks fail to be thorough in the art of chinking
user gets his ereader and likes it
pray for sporty user not to have the stitching fail and his balls dangling while he rides his bike
congratulations on getting married
doesn't get chinked
user becomes meguka
counterfeit jacket smells like shit
dreaming of becoming a professional kalimba player
user shares the aliexpress thotsbooru site
user gets a watch
boludo se compra control de mierda

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Other urls found in this thread:

aliexpress.com/wholesale?catId=0&initiative_id=SB_20190910183924&SearchText=mx keycap pbt&switch_new_app=y
aliexpress.com/item/32995622662.html
batterybro.com/blogs/18650-wholesale-battery-reviews/104619270-can-you-identify-the-fake-lg-hg2-18650-battery
aliexpress.com/item/32967680595.html
aliexpress.com/item/32696309929.html
imgur.com/a/1UEh7
imgur.com/a/L1yTaWG
amazon.com/dp/B07TK17TSC/?coliid=ICO4WNS7HQWC3&colid=2W9Q3RGFQ4R2O&psc=1
aliexpress.com/item/32875691893.html?spm=a2g0o.productlist.0.0.27151837G8NGFR&algo_pvid=35f3e69e-1bbb-4442-b1dd-e1169bc154d0&algo_expid=35f3e69e-1bbb-4442-b1dd-e1169bc154d0-0&btsid=b9514ff1-790c-4ff7-b0fa-54dc55fd00c9&ws_ab_test=searchweb0_0,searchweb201602_8,searchweb201603_52
twitter.com/SFWRedditVideos

>news
>TRIGGERING TITLE EDITION
based OP

posting in proper bread

im looking for pbt keycaps on mx stems, backlit or not i dont care

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aliexpress.com/wholesale?catId=0&initiative_id=SB_20190910183924&SearchText=mx keycap pbt&switch_new_app=y

Tested "Endless Space 2 Stories," a 127MB comic with greyscale and one other color. Some caching, maybe 1/10th of a second per uncached page, but that was me not actually reading things and when I actually bothered to read there were no more visible cache periods

Someone got the guide on how to spot false 18650s on hand?

What should i put on it
aliexpress.com/item/32995622662.html

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The name of this thread is racist, I suggest you change it.

>Thermal shipping label printers are significantly cheaper
it won't die on me right?

Guys, I got two cables and told seller they weren't working, he didn't acknowledge me and time to open a dispute ran out. Is there a way I can at least get a partial refund?

nice user, I'm curious, what do the people at the IT department think of the chink laptops and tablets? Do they ever mention the fact that they are Xiaomi? Are they aware of the issue with the grants from (((google)))?

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>time to open a dispute ran out.
You stupid user?

Use pic related.

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i'm new at this, it was like my third order. Should I contact customer support?

My chink power bank's voltage dropped from 5v to 3.5v. It reaches 5v only when the bank is charging. Is it just a battery problem?

Ya done goofed user. You chinked yourself.

>Import clearance failure
am i fucked

Dear god.
How is it that the Japanese are so based yet Chinese are so bluepilled?

i had all my papers ready to hand in for a chargeback and then these clowns decides to give them back.

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How do I get my reviews to show up on the product page? Whenever I click confirm order recieved I always write a couple of sentences but never see it show up on the product page.

It won't get posted until either the seller approves it or a month passes, I think

Ah ok. thanks.

China Airlines is from Taiwan.

Air China is from China.

Learn the difference. It could save your life one day.

As far as I'm aware it's incredibly difficult to spot fakes.
Heres an article I was reading on it just recently
batterybro.com/blogs/18650-wholesale-battery-reviews/104619270-can-you-identify-the-fake-lg-hg2-18650-battery

Taiwan is part of China though

can you test it without a load? if it's at 5v with no load, it's the battery. otherwise, the voltage regulator is fucked. (well it could be the regulator either way, but this should give you an idea)

yeah banggood has actual customer support unlike gaybeast

5 social credits have been deposited to your account comrade

The winners of the war are all bluepilled

God damn it man.

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>that plate
Are you on a diet, user?

Yeah, I figured. $4 usd lost, oh well I might buy more shit from that seller (Flove Me store) and claim it arrived broken.

What phone is that? Looks nice.

Im looking for a smart sub 50 USD. Only need the bare minimum.

>Show time/daily steps/heart rate. Bonus for weather.
>Able to sync that data to phone
>No Apple Watch/Xiaomi Band design rip off

I have seen a few smart watches that look like normal watches but with a little cutout for the screen for the smart things, but they are so big.

Would be nice if Banggood or Gearbest sold them so I can avoid customs fees and get cheap fast delivery.

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its from my garden, i was sampling it. very strong flvour. the best.

redmi 6 pro, idk what the screen protector is for though, bloody annoying that i wited 45 days and they send the wrong one. they sent me a Jow Forums logo as a gift though, so theres that.

fuck you
miband 4

>Jow Forums logo as a gift
wat

Amazfit Pace was around $50 during the ali sale

anyone know how fast the polish warehouse is
it was like 2 bucks more expensive so i thought i might aswell try it out

its like an emw filter (snakeoil)

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user who wants to bulk order custom chinkshit and was asking about 3D printing etc.
I browsed Alibaba.com a bit and that seems to be the go-to place. There are various companies which don't look too obviously terrible, some of which offer to produce custom shit in minimum quantities of just about a hundred or so (which, at a price per piece of 1–2 €, seems feasible). Sending them a 3D model of what I'd want might work for that.
I'm worried about the quality of course, but many of them offer to send a sample, and I suppose it's fine for stuff that not in direct contact with the body and which isn't used in a way that would lend itself to breakage (i.e. figurines, ornaments, towel bath mats, simple LED things, etc.)
…r-right?

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>CUSTOMS STATUS: Import authorized, no taxes or duties to be paid

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>shitty b8 title
>childmolestercord link
>spic
The "EZ (You)" trifecta.

nice

I love goosenecks. I want to use them for diy helping hands, LED work lights, small fume extractors, et c. Does anyone know where I can get some empty gooseneck metal "tubes" or "cables", whatever they're called? Some other place than Ali*?

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im interested in this too, since i never found the right keywords

>5 star review
>"not yet checked"

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>256 MB
>MB

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Feelio when feet are juuust slightly bigger than what Ali retailers sell for shoes, 11.5/46. Do any of my giant feet anons feel my pain?

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I guess there is no real market for it...yet. Closest I found:

aliexpress.com/item/32967680595.html

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fellow 11.5uk (12us) bro. i went to a sneaker shop in japan and they didnt have a single shoe in my size. and it was a huge department store too. really did suck

I've tried gooseneck tube, cable, pipe, et c. Not finding anything but products with them as integrated features.

hey anons, can you recommend me some nice microphone around 20 - 30 usd?
thanks!

BM800
Takstar/ISK

Is there a way to buy items online that are prohibited by your country and get them delivered?
Pens with camera are prohibited here.

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Agents

>Pens with camera are prohibited here.
Do you live in Australia or Britbongistan or something?

Not in the western world.

Ahh. >camera
You're a nip aren't you? I take it they don't want you to upskirt thots on the subway?

>Free shipping with china post small packet
>Click on expand
>It's actually Yanwen

Nearly got fucking chinked. I still have items from June sent with Yanwen that weren't delivered.

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Library user here again, laptops and mipads roll out to the branches soon!

CSG libraries are a go.

wew lad, noicely dodged

any good portable music players suggestion

shanling m0

>Takstar
very good, i use the sg598 for youtube videos. i was suprised by just how much sound it picks up nd even without the dead cat it doesnt pick up too much wind, although the way the dead cat sits is a bit shit

>shanling m0
something cheaper?

For no particular reason I bought this, I use it to open my /csg/ packages.
Pretty good getting delivered in my nanny state, I wasn't optimistic.

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I also bought this for my Note10+ but so far it annoys me.

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here to pay cat tax
>aliexpress.com/item/32696309929.html

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Cayin

Why, does it suck balls?

If you didnt know, thats a knockoff of a cold steel ti lite
I have one as well and mine is shit so I hope yours turns out better

And thanks chinkbro

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Placed an order for electric components. Arrived and got returned because they filled in only the order number on the content section of the customs declaration. They send a replacement package and I ask them to put electronics on the declaration. It arrived last week and got returned because this time they left the content field empty.

Just felt like venting because I gotta wait another week to file a dispute.

When games like pubg are designed for touch this doesn't work very well, I want to basically be like a fps on console.
Can't get the look to work nicely

I noticed that the "leave feedback" button disappeared on some of the orders. I got some specialized items that took some time to test. But they have no reviews, so I still want to leave one for potential buyers.
Is there is no way to leave a review now? A weird policy.

can someone recommend good headphones which are not in-ear but more like airpods?
they should
- have a cable
- not come from apple
- have a good quality for listening to music and audiobooks
- have a decent prize.

i don't need highend ones, i already have a pair of over-ear headphones for "serious" listening, i just need a pair for the office and for bed. thank you so much!

Like Bose earbuds with the weird little hooks and no seal? Been looking for some of those myself

yes!

is there a similar list
imgur.com/a/1UEh7

but more updated?

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I'm curious about what you're trying to buy, can you provide a sample link?

Amazfit Bip if you want something that just werks (and has a 40day standby battery life)
Amazfit Pace if you're in for aesthetics

I had the 2018 list favourited somewhere.

Found it user.
imgur.com/a/L1yTaWG

thanks user

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No worries mate. Happy shopping.

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Dilate

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Anyone know some good cheap BIG mousepads? need one asap

Not sure how cheap you want it but there's a large and reasonably cheap Xiaomi mousepad I often see recommended here.

>asap

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>Burning plane OP
>Making the thread just before today
>Missing the opportunity altogether.

Android stuff isn't made for any sort of physical controllers, sadly. Even mouse+keyboards barely work for stuff like text editing.

>Even mouse+keyboards barely work for stuff like text editing.
I can confirm this even with a tablet. Having any kind of mouse+keyboard setup is practically second-class. It wasn't until Android 8 or 9 that Google added a mouse API for games that want to capture and hide the mouse cursor (e.g for FPS games)

>(Cross-thread) counterfeit jacket smells like shit
Link ? or is it one of those hidden offers ?

Any recommendations for in ear wireless headphones?

Disassembly-free Mi Band chargers, are they safe?

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yeah sure why not

rice anytime / anywhere

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Can anyone help us?

Something like this! amazon.com/dp/B07TK17TSC/?coliid=ICO4WNS7HQWC3&colid=2W9Q3RGFQ4R2O&psc=1

Any devices with hidden camera are prohibited to be imported here.

lmao no, far away from nip island.

Thanks guys!

aliexpress.com/item/32875691893.html?spm=a2g0o.productlist.0.0.27151837G8NGFR&algo_pvid=35f3e69e-1bbb-4442-b1dd-e1169bc154d0&algo_expid=35f3e69e-1bbb-4442-b1dd-e1169bc154d0-0&btsid=b9514ff1-790c-4ff7-b0fa-54dc55fd00c9&ws_ab_test=searchweb0_0,searchweb201602_8,searchweb201603_52
you want lock edge one

you can into b a s e d tank guy user get some wongs disappeared