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cunny

Blue text bubbles?
Selfies infront of the mirror with the apple logo showing?

>one reason you shouldn't
it's trash like every single apple product

It's a status symbol, not a tech product

holy shit that level of shilling in the article

ALL YOU'RE FRIENDS WILL BE SOOOO JELUSS XDDDDDD

Racism and niggers

>shilling

modern jouranalism

>It's a status symbol, not a tech product
Spoken like a true autist (who is poor, but still shills for capitalism > communism)

Whatever haters say, Apple is best in innovation and apps.

Source: Silicon Valley, California.

am I supposed to search for this article on the Internet? why won't you post a link, you fucking negroid?

Because you're supposed to guess the one reason you should buy it. It's not fun if you can just cheat.

Based

cunny

you're a fucking nigger
inc.com/jason-aten/here-are-5-reasons-you-definitely-shouldnt-buy-iphone-11-pro-and-1-reason-you-should.html?cid=hmhero

Reasons why you shouldn't:
> 1. You don't like taking amazing photos and videos.
> 2. You like charging your phone all the time.
> 3. You are cool with washed-out colors and blacks.
> 4. You'll never use any of Apple's services like Music, News+, Siri, or TV+
> 5. You're waiting for 5G.

Reasons why you should:
> Who it is for: anyone who wants the best smartphone available.

Muh climate change

thanks faggot

The amount of shilling is unbelievable.
Use whatever the fuck you want, had my Galaxy S7 for 3 years now and is working perfectly and will probably still trooper on for another 3.

I had my Galaxy S4 for 6 fucking years.
I lost it a few weeks ago and had to replace it with an Aura J7. I fucking hate it and want my S4 back.

give me a single reason to upgrade from nexus 5 to anything

get one? theyre like 50$ on ebay

Fecal matter.
No thanks.

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>Reasons why you shouldn't:
>> 1. You don't like taking amazing photos and videos.
You've been able to take amazing photos and video for years now, this phone doesn't magically stop all existing phones from taking good photos
>> 2. You like charging your phone all the time.
IPhones really don't have a great track record when it comes to SOT battery life
>> 3. You are cool with washed-out colors and blacks.
My Samsung galaxy note 3 has vivid colors and blacks are completely black, this hasn't been an issue for years
>> 4. You'll never use any of Apple's services like Music, News+, Siri, or TV+
Consume thing then get excited for next thing
>> 5. You're waiting for 5G.
finally, a response that isn't passive aggressive shilling

Why would poor people shill for communism? It would fuck them over 10x more than capitalism.

Lame

I thought the reason to buy it is:
> You love to suck cock

here is the guy who wrote that article, look like a generic drone

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Is it "so you can use an Apple Watch" by any chance?

I do like the AW, but forcing me to get an iPhone to use it ain't gonna fly.

He's successfully reproduced though

Lol lots of android phones even chink ones take better pictures and videos
Most android phones have a bigger and better battery
Android phones have had OLED screens for fucking years. Apple is extremely late to the party
iTunes and everything with it sucks

Yeah I wouldn't call that successful. Yikes

>Successfully
That's debatable

Doing God's work user

>look like a generic drone
just looks like every other american over 28.

Checkout samsung xcover4

Human reproduction is never a success. You ligterally can't justify why.
>inb4 but some guy once told some people something about the "survival of the species", and that got written in some books that were made available to me when I was young
You still can't justify why any of that is a success.

>capitalism is worse than an ideology that has killed more people than all wars in history combined because new phones are expensive
max cringe

I just think it's funny when people try to impress me with apple pay and ive been using Google pay ever since the nexus S and wireless charging ever since the nexus 4.

You paid a seven hundred dollar premium to get something I had as an unemployed high school student

Communism is a closed book and advocating for communism is just about as dumb as advocating for feudalism or fascism

>It's a status symbol, not a tech product

This is true of every smartphone. They’re all expensive spyware that you don’t really own

I'm gonna bite for the sake of discussion.
> 1. You don't like taking amazing photos and videos.
Pixel 3a, Galaxy S10 probably have better pictures
> 2. You like charging your phone all the time.
With that 3100mAh LMAO, also you can just put most android phones on their wireless pad without thinking about charging. And you don't need a lightning cable to charge, any USB-C lying around is good. Also 25W quickcharge...
> 3. You are cool with washed-out colors and blacks.
Laughing at that LCD screen.
> 4. You'll never use any of Apple's services like Music, News+, Siri, or TV+
Because all of those are useless trash
> 5. You're waiting for 5G
Which is already available on many other devices.

>>>OMG ITS GOT THREE CAMERAS

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Getting away from the Google botnet

what are you on about you esl monkey

SLOWFIES!

it's this guy

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> 3. You are cool with washed-out colors and blacks.
Well if I have to be around them, I prefer if they were washed

spoken like a true tech illiterate that's unable to flash his own OS

Because communists are populists. Poor people love that shit.

It took me a second viewing to see that its actually a trans.

I mean, I am happy for her that her parents support her, but its a bit cringey still, especially the high five at the end.

>I am happy for her that her parents support her
Kys

Reasons you shouldn't:
>1: It's a cellphone, which means it can be turned into a listening device at any time
>2: it's a cellphone, so its location is permanently tracked trough cell tower triangulation
>3: It runs a non-free operating system
>4: It's a jail; it restricts what software you can and can not install
>5: It's backdoored; apple can remotely install software on it without your permission
>bonus: everything else that's shit about apple. Low build quality, not servicable by the user, extremely overpriced, etc.

Reason you should:
>1: You are a gay brainlet sheep.

>successfully
He made some gross subhuman gingers.