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>whiny article from a literally who mocking top 5 most valuable companies in the world

>literal who on Jow Forums trying to tell others how to do their job

I've got 10 btc, £10k in cash, 4A* at a level and will be applying for medicine next year. My next phone will be an iphone 11 pro. Cope poorfag brainlets

Enlighten us with 1 (one) way apple innovated shown at that event.

I own my own house last valued at 1.3M 4 years ago and earn between 200-250k. My current phone until it breaks is a chinkphone, which I will replace with another.

Why everyone so thirsty for 'innovations'? Phones are already pretty much do everything you can only imagine. What else there left? They just updated their product lineup and those new phones are sure better than last year ones. What the fuck do you want?

>i have only 10k to my name and i'm going to spend 10% of it on a toy
Like pottery.

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So you have £10k in real money, a fluctuating amount of monopoly money to spend on weed and child porn, and no job?

Truly one of life's winners, user.

What could you do at this point to innovate the cellphone?

So you can't name one, then.

>advertise the event with "innovation"
>why is everyone so thirsty for "innovations"?
I think you just proved the point of the article.

How about they deliver some tech that isn't already mature in other devices.
Putting all the notch sensors under the display successfully would have been a start, but that's going to be achieved during the next six months by Chinese companies.

>What is slowfies

tim cook doesn't even present any products himself, there's no dude that genuinely seems interested in showing the new shit

God dam, that hype died faster than expected. Why did they have to call it that? Why couldn't they have just restrained themselves for a millisecond and just called it a slo-mo selfie?

Slowfies legit sounds like a terminal disease.
>"Hey how's user doing?"
>"Not good at all, he contracted a case of the slowfies, now he has 4 months to live."

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Phones already have slow motion cameras.
>b-but adding slow motion to the front camera is innovation!
No.

because slow motion selfies is a feature only blue haired girls will possibly use

that hundred of voltage domains thing for the apple a13 unless past chips already had that idk

also that computational photography stuff

Yes.
They innovated slowfies.
Stay mad, lagdroid
So that's what it is? Pretty cool!
Thought it's some accessibility software for disabled to take selfies.

Holographic screen; make the rest of the phone fit in a ring. Alternatively, the same thing, but stream the screen to your contacts. This is very basic future shit.

>Thought it's some accessibility software for disabled to take selfies.
It is.

>Thought it's some accessibility software for disabled to take selfies.
It probably is, only a slow motion video of them would be able to mitigate all their uncontrolled hand movements.

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iTODDLERS BTFO

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copeee

bass

pasted

>having more btc than real currency
Come on, user, don't be an idiot. At least get half out before it crashes down to $4000 again.

And yet you're here. Bragging about your accomplishments on 4channel. What went wrong?

baste

cringe

bass

blasted

bas

They act as if the iPhone Xs had had any innovation. Or The X before that, which only changed the design (to something worse) and replaced Touch ID (With something worse).

>Why everyone so thirsty for 'innovations'?
Because that was the promise by apple.
If you tell everyone "by innovation only", then they expect innovation, not the same shit as last year with some tweaks.

It wasn't like apple announced that they would hold an event to present the next iteration of their product.

Adding a feature that exists on all major phones to the front camera too is hardly "innovative", seems like the definition of incremental change.

Satanichia dumbposters are just NPC’s at this point. Sad.

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t. itoddler

>calls others brainletts
>is throwing $1600 into the trash on a four year old android
kek hope this is bait.