Celebrate DURGA Sir edition
Let's talk about the great things Durga Sir has done and of course Java.
>Website
durgasoft.com
>YouTube Channel
youtube.com
Celebrate DURGA Sir edition
Let's talk about the great things Durga Sir has done and of course Java.
>Website
durgasoft.com
>YouTube Channel
youtube.com
Other urls found in this thread:
indiachan.com
durgasoft.com
en.wikipedia.org
twitter.com
Quick rundown:
>-James Gosling bows to Mr Nagoor Babu Sir
>-in contact with Oracle
>-possess WEAPONS OF JAVA
>-control India with an iron but object oriented fist
>-own wab sarvar & core batch java sessions globally
>-direct inheritance of ancient base class
>-will program first toilets on Moon
>-in process of building Spring framework
>-catch 99% of checked exceptions on Earth
>-first EXPERT PROGRAMMERS will in all likelihood be DURGASOFT grads
>-said to have 1100+ students in single classroom, such numbers on Earth has only existed deep in Hindu monasteries & customer support centers
>-ancient Indian scriptures tell of ADV, JAVA ONLINE TRAINING that will bring an era of Satori and unprecedented technological progress with it
>-only Sun Certified and REAL TIME expert
>-your device likely running DURGASOFT SOLUTION inside it right now
>-every JVM loads DURGASOFT classes at boot time
>-DURGASOFT are in regular communication with the Archangels Knuth and Torvalds, forwarding the word of Vishnu to the Pajeets. Who do you think set up the meeting between Sun Microsystems & Oracle (First meeting between the two organisations in over 1100 years) and arranged Oracle's first trip to India in history literally a few days later to the DURGASOFT bunker in Bangalore?
>-this is DURGASOFT
>-learned fluent English in under a week
>-real time companies entrust their ENTERPRISE SOLUTIONS with DURGASOFT. There's no jobs in Stack Overflow, only DURGAJOBS.COM
>-Mr Swamy Naidu about 1568100000 seconds old, from the space-time reference point of unix epoch accepted by the Java Standard
>-DURGASOFT will guide humanity into a new age beyond overflow of 32bit time_t
>durgasoft.com
>more than 1100 members in a single class room
Who brags about having a *low* instructor to student ratio?
bugmen who values rote memorization over problem solving.
the classes must be... intense
I want to get into coding and I'm a complete beginner.
Is this guy all a meme or is he genuinely a good free channel to learn from? His YouTube channel is sketchy as fuck at a first glance.
What's the point of a coding class if they don't have computers in front of them?
Imagine the smell
Ah now this would be an interesting experiment. Do it. Learn from him and let's see your coding skills in a year.
What is that hand thing which mr. Nagoor Babu do in every picture
Alright, I'll give it a go for the memes.
I could use some Python skills for my job actually, so I'll start with that. I hope he won't confuse me too much.
I'll keep you guys posted.
I was waiting for this thread to be posted. I've been depressed since the last one died.
Same reason you don't go eating in an empty restaurant.
If the restaurant isn't bustling with people who want food, the food is probably shit.
I watched one Video and LITERALLY didn't understand a single word.
Literally the most informative and fun thread on whole Jow Forums.
I'm having trouble with some words too and at first they don't sound english at all, but if I go back and relisten to it again 2-3 times I find out that it was actually english all along and it makes sense in context.
Not gonna lie, I'm having fun with it. It's like adding a difficulty level to college lectures.
That's called "more than 4 lakhs" of subscribers
I'm friends with a South Indian. He speaks English the exact same way. It's hilariously heavily accented. But he's really good at coding too. It's fun
It's some Naruto hand gesture
Nagoor Weabu
Daily reminder that there is literally NO better channel for introductory programming on YouTube
Is that an actual indian thing?
I thought it was just a shameless attempt to make it look like at first glance that he has 4.250.000 subs.
Yeah, it makes me pay attention even more and adds a challenge of criticising every word coming out of his mouth. It's fun.
Although I'm a little concerned for later when he'll butcher some key phrases and I won't be able to decypher them.
Come visit indiachan.com
Wow you've never been to anything but Chili's and Applebee's, have you?
If durga sir teachs you, you learn Information and gets knowledge automatically
it's both funny and sad how these shitposting threads and generals last longer than actual tech
>/a/
Honestly I can't imagine indians being into animu.
>Yeah, it makes me pay attention even more
Why don't you read then?
NEEDFUL
>this but also every southie is an IT scammer
pffft this is gold.
How do I becoming JAVASCRIPT GLASS CANON and VEAPON OF DURGA, Sir??
Really? Indians are totally weebs.
we had more anime on tv compared to western cartoons
His intro to python vid is over TEN hours long and looks like it covers about as much as reading the pydocs for a couple of hours tops. I don't know how the java stuff compares.
The excessive use of ellipsis really grinds my gears.
Am wanting softwares solution to Java CORE enterprise please do the needful thank u sir
>enough memes, time to check out the ICON of JAVA himself in action
>pick random video
>CORE JAVA Session 37
>white screen, nothings happening
>skip partway through
>he's explaining how to write a for loop
>spends minutes explaining that 0-9 includes all single digit numbers
>slowly slowly constructs a nested loop to print asterisks to the screen one by one
>Session 37
>hour long video
>for loops
>there were 36 Sessions before this one
>SESSION 37
>it took 36+ HOURS to reach this point
>SESSION
>THIRTY
>FUCKING
>SEVEN
it just means that he explains everything in great detail, thats the Durgasoft weapon
It takes that long to get to for loops in the west as well if you start from scratch and count all hours spent on coding and lectures. However in the west the professor would give 6 lectures or something and then tell you to study on your own. They don't do that in India. The professor actually guides you through it. He's not lazy. Babu is not a lazy man.
Mr N. Durga Prasad ( M.Tech), PostGraduate from Andhra University and then started working as Software Engineer from IBM.
After few years of working found that there is a BIG GAP between what Corporates want and what candidate’s posses.
After seeing this situation, Immediately he quit the Job and conducted a research across institutions, industry and students, for 8 months and realised students are gems, but lack of innovative things they failed, So he started “DURGA SOFTWARE SOLUTIONS” for very less price in the market and to enhance the quality of people in to Corporate field by giving best knowledge to students via teaching and skill development.
After years of struggle, he was succeeded in that and giving Knowledge as well as innovative thoughts to enter in corporate field for lakhs of students in a span of 8 years and Now his dreams come true that his students enters in to the corners of whole world and became INDIA’S NO #1 in SOFTWARE TRAINING INDUSTRY as DURGASOFT.
Holy shit, their website's main banner is a 4.1mb PNG file. I had to resize it because Jow Forums doesn't allow files > 4MB
His networth must be in billions of rupees.
Will you be joining the party user?
DURGASOFT helps with interviews
That's actually how indians think though
Before the Internet and online reviews were everywhere for businesses, that was the thought process. I wouldn't put it past the poos to leave reviews on a restaurant like they do Android apps though
>rates 1 star
>Sir, your food good but too much money sir
>You give free meal to me Rajeesh and I change rating to 5 star
>ok sir, do the needful sir
Nice save.
holy kek
>more than 1100 members in a single class
sounds like the average Java developer
hello im mr bogdun jovuvnm im weapon of c. There can be only one weapon motherfuckers .i.
>dugrasoft
lmao
based Durga fleecing fools for their rupees
Hello I'm weapon of c. Join our force and you can eat this
When you're traveling to a new city for tourism, do you pick an empty restaurant or a restaurant with moderate to many people?
You've probably never been outside your city before so you never had to use common sense.
lul wat.
are you autistic, retarded or both
holy shit
Both TOOOOOOOOOOOO
Hey smart anime poster can I date you?
BURGER
I don't understand. Is this a parody website?
celal geh an die arbeit du hure
why is this a thing, durgasoft has been a meme website for who knows how long. I bet durgasoft.com still uses activeX or sth
You all laugh but it's true that Java means Durgasoft. There's no way around it.
>-control India with an iron but object oriented fist
Based sir.
3 and half month until India Superpower.
Join Durgasoft now to become weapon of durgasoft.
Where were you when you realized Mr. Nanoor Sir was actually the lead protagonist of the show? Durga just pulls the strings
Nagoor Babu*, annointed $ir
D U R G A S O F T 1110 students in EVERY CLASS
THERE'S EMPTY SEATS
Durga sir I would like refundation for lessin pls bastard sir fuck your mam.
Stop memeing this guy, or idiots like will think it's legit.
>idiot decides to use durgasoft channel to learn java
>either gets turned off by programming itself or by the thick indian accent and gives up altogether, making more room for actual programmers
>chad decides to use durgasoft channel to learn java
>not only does he learn how java works, but also how to parse thick indian accents, which would come in handy in his actual career
I consider this a win-win.
He's trained lakhs and lakhs of java professionals. A lakh is a hundred thousand.
I dunno, I prefer stuff being explain to me. I love attention I guess.
Indian internet is probably better than yours then.
t. some pajeet teacher who teaches C whos going out of business due to Durga sir
>chairs used by hundreds, if not thousands of pajeets with unwashed assses
>they probably never ever clean them
>durga goes and puts the fucking birthday cake on top of it
What the fuck. How can they be so unhygienic.,
I just want to know what that hand symbolizes?
The cake doesn't touch the chair relax. Plus, they've built up immunity to those germs. They don't get sick as easily.
I've heard this before, and I disagree with this. I pick the empty restaurant because I don't want to be near/smell/look at people. The food is always good, chicken tenders taste the same everywhere.
>Java teacher
>First video is Javascript and jQuery
This must be bait
>the food is always good
I guess you hate people more than you like food. But the difference in quality is noticeable.
For me, it's like a gaussian distribution. Peak performance is 10-ish people in a restaurant, no children, toddlers or babies. This way I know everyone else agreed to enjoy a meal in that restaurant and it's not utter pajeet shit
I get your reasoning but I generally go to empty restaurants since, if I'm going out, I've looked up the place ahead-of-time and made sure it is well-rated. The places are often empty because I prefer to arrive just after they've opened (before they have a chance to fill up).
This. Here is Spain everyone goes to lunchs at 2-3pm for cultural reasons. I, a man of reason, I rather go to restaurants just in time they open, at 1pm. I'm well received and the restaurant is pretty empty until I finish my lunch
That's still a popular restaurant. You know it's usually full of people. You just go when it's not full. That's dodging my question. Go to a restaurant which never has many people. That's truly equivalent to having few people in your classroom.
i think its just a thumbs up
i work with indians and they all do this. thought they all were mad at me at first
>.asp
>not JSP
Who in the fuck did this? There must be a traitor working for Microsoft at Durga's. We must alert Durga sir about this.
I think he's just adjusting the cuff of his shirt sleeve
Sure. Like I said, I get your reasoning. But the restaurant being empty at some point in time is not a sufficient condition for it to be considered unpopular. At peak hours I totally agree.
que na absoluta merda?
-o português
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>Is that an actual indian thing?
>I thought it was just a shameless attempt to make it look like at first glance that he has 4.250.000 subs.
It's a legitimate Indian thing. They have lakhs and crore. The former is a hundred thousand, the latter is ten million. It puts your attention to the first digit so it's useful for comparisons, I guess.
post pajeet, not Ernest
hand show how mr babu has weapon of java at every turn, for his hand is what writes such marvel code
>-will program first toilets on Moon
designated shitting craters feels more appropriate
anyone else get pissed off when they look up a tutorial and you hear that indian accent coming from a shitty mic
>4,25,000
hmmmm...