This shit is fucking retarded, the fact that there are hundreds of programming languages is retarded

This shit is fucking retarded, the fact that there are hundreds of programming languages is retarded.
>pic related; it should "stop being so retarded"

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what is scala even used for?

Being a fag
>in other words nothing notable except college classes currently

H1B visas

Bringing strong typing to databases

Is it actually strong typing?
it should “equal a number greater than 5”
What the fuck is this shit

what does that mean? does it replace mysql or php ?

Its functional, it has functional style pattern matching on types; meaning some sort of nonsense weakly type database that allows for empty fields can be made almost palatable.
Its however awful, don't take a single pro as an endorsement

This. It's used in BigData (Spark) so it's basically an h1b landfill.

This, we should all just use some variety of Lisp. Anything else can simply be a DSL.

people keep telling me "dsl bro" but I still don't know wtf it means nor have I seen a clear example of a dsl.

>the fact that there are hundreds of programming languages is retarded.
t. the guy from the other thread raging about linux fragmentation

common lisp's loop macro is a strong example

lisp,why not just scheme,we could implement sql like language like no fucking deal

>tfw you realize `loop` is another language of his own

scheme port of libreboot when

you have no fucking clue. Most of Twitter is run on Scala. Lots of enterprises use it.

>Most of Twitter is run on Scala.
So in other words
>Being a fag

>in other words
Being out of mom's basement

big data scammers writing unreadable shit to justify their day rates

>Being out of mom's basement
How would I live in a dead person's basement