My mum is getting on my nerves, was thinking of staying in a hotel for a couple of nights and spend some time alone...

My mum is getting on my nerves, was thinking of staying in a hotel for a couple of nights and spend some time alone, I don't have any friends to satay with, plus I'd rather be alone in a nice cozy hotel and post on Jow Forums. Maybe go out and get drunk and try and pick up some bird.

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Jump off a roof

How would you pick up a bird exactly?

why is apu sad

hollow bones make them very light

I don't know, get drunk go to a bar and take her back.

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Tbh I'd probably end up buying some wine and beer, getting shitfaced and post on Jow Forums all night.

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frens?

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fren

Maybe you scared them off with all that talk of girls. Next time try saying:
>girl (male)

im excited fren the hotel looks really really comfy and it's only £36 a night, should I book it for Friday night fren?

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Travelodge has a 40% off on Friday if your priority is low price.
I guess a change of scenery would do you good...

time for you to take drugs and insert juicy juicy blue color like substance(i guess?) in your veins
when life is a misery killing yourself becomes a duty

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Thanks, I was just looking, they're not on booking.com and they're £34 a night fren

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>40OFF
>Paste the code during checkout

oh fanks fren it's only £23.40 :D

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There ya go, that's a good start.

I just booked for two adults its the same price does that matter?

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If I book a hotel can I take my PC tower + monitor there? I hate my fucking parents.
I might live in a hotel until I run out of cash and then sudoku

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I guess not? A double room costs what it costs.
Don't think they ever do door-to-door checks.

Rent a cheap one bedroom apartment if you plan on living longer lol

I've only heard of someone literally living in a hotel in a sitcom.

All booked I'm excited, I bet I end up either going to the pub for an hour, getting bored and going back and drinking on my own.

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One way to find out!

I've got to go to bed now thanks for your help fren. I wish I could go tomorrow night. I bet I can't use their WiFi to post as people always seem to abuse Jow Forums in hotels

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Sure, good luck!