My mum is getting on my nerves, was thinking of staying in a hotel for a couple of nights and spend some time alone...

My mum is getting on my nerves, was thinking of staying in a hotel for a couple of nights and spend some time alone, I don't have any friends to satay with, plus I'd rather be alone in a nice cozy hotel and post on Jow Forums. Maybe go out and get drunk and try and pick up some bird.

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Jump off a roof

How would you pick up a bird exactly?

why is apu sad

hollow bones make them very light

I don't know, get drunk go to a bar and take her back.

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Tbh I'd probably end up buying some wine and beer, getting shitfaced and post on Jow Forums all night.

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frens?

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fren

Maybe you scared them off with all that talk of girls. Next time try saying:
>girl (male)