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The day started squeezed out of joy and this photo gave me a smile. Thanks OP.

>not even getting the pro max

LOL

B

>2019
>making fun of gay people
Grow up please.

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>imagine defending a company
2-digits iq people truly are something...

Am 19 y/o who looks 14 and slept with almost anyone for money, switched phones literally every 2-3 months.

Switching phones is a pain in the ass why would you want to do it more than once a year max?

Why don't you get accessories and such instead of switching phones? Like, idk, new shoes, clothes, earphones, maybe a laptop.

He probably didnt only spend it on phones stupid.

I just logged into Google and everything was downloaded onto my new phone, how is that difficult?
I bought a lot more than phones, I made more than

>2019
>not being part of the majority Multiculture which makes fun of faggots like yourself
LEL

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>Switching phones is a pain in the ass
literally

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Find someone you like/tolerate/aren't trying to grift, save/invest some of that whore cash and use protection, because you're not going to be psuedo-jailbait forever. Once you hit your mid-20's, it's gonna get a lot harder for you to whore yourself out. It's going to doubly suck if you caught something and nobody rightfully wants you.

>t. moralizing from experience

Also:
>logged into Google

Why the fuck do you come here?

>consumerism for happiness
>when I didn't have anything to buy I'd buy a replacement for something I already had
I will give you 10 to 15 years until you an hero from depression.

I've been using past tense this entire time for a reason, I no longer sleep with people for money. I do think I'll look young for long time, mum's in her late 40s and could easily pass for early 30s. She's now on her 4th husband lmao. Currently working as a Kitchen Attendant at a hotel, studying commercial cookery to be a chef in the future.
Sex work out was just something I did for 2 years, not a career choice.

But but, why don't get a job? Why is it better to prostitute?

To Apple users, consuming old man cum is job.

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If female post ass

How do I this but with hot lonely MILFS?

You could also cut off your penis and sell it to Chinese for Apple product money, like this boyo.

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You can probably get at least $5000 for this.

>people
shut the fuck up

>More than

Yes, my bad I'm an idiot.
I made made >$1000 every few months.

And I made another mistake in that post, oh well.
I'm a guy, if I were a woman I'd just marry some rich old dude and wait for him to die.

There is really something about that family portrait on the background in this pic.

Did this dude literally chop off his dick or did he get it surgically removed?

Is male whore for old men a viable career if you look 15 while being 23?

be manly and sexy and smart and good looking

chopped it off himself, filmed it, released on the internet, runs a blog explaining how to cut off penises diy

search the same pic in the archvies and find a thread with the full pictures of it

I don't think I want to see them.
I cannot imagine the pain, guy is fucking weird.

No pain, he went all out to neutralize it. Chemicals, drugs, numbing, the whole shabang.
Gotta hand it to Applefags, they'll go all out to afford that phone.

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There are gays making bank from onlyfans and whatnot without even doing any gay stuff

I mean dildos are not technically gay there's no other man involved.
Some of them don't even show their face.
They could be straight with wives and children for all we know.

Other examples of people making bank from gays without actually being gay are bartenders at gay bars and gay strippers. None of them are actually gay, in fact the straight ones turn the customers on even more.

I'd fuck that man for free

Degenerates like you belong on the cross

you literally cant make this shit up

tfw iToddlers whore themselves out for an inferior device.

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Am I Jesus?

He posted the nullo/smoothie procedure on efukt, he did it himself.

>current year

basado

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