How do I find true love?

>This is depressing. Even if you're a famous handsome millionaire, your wife won't bother to keep in shape.

why depressive? Pierce is cheesing on all photos, I bet he likes her chubby. + they stayed together

I think the fatter versions are hotter.

>I bet he likes her chubby
This. The wider the waist wider the smile

He doesn't know that her eating habits are controlled solely by the architect.

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look at his smile - true love.

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It's not like he got cheated.
I see consistent weight gain starting before they got married, so he knew what he was signing up for.

>he doesn't have a fat fetish
>he didn't marry a thin girl that likes to cook and eat and will inevitably be happily plump later after having some kids

The architect is an inspiration to me on a personal and professional level

really ? how tho she can't even seize the objective by your side with her carbine equipped

The question is, did she know what she was signing up for? The man is a feeder.

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This is my design...

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God bless this brap farmer.

>The architect

architect?

Is that charlie?

Bigger she is, the harder it is for her to leave....
Truly this man is ahead of his time

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Wow. Looks like the wall hit her. Yikes.

No, it's Jim.

diet another day .

So what.
The Japanese like to harpoon whales too.

Butter finger. The spy who fed me.

I genuinely have no problem with this, nobody is immune to the ravages of time. Yes she started out model tier but as far as time goes i'd swap some cellulite gain for a fat set of titties like hers user

Pierce is not merely an actor, a husband, a father. He is an architect. THE architect actually. What is he designing and building? His perfect wife.

>He doesn't know
He is a feeder and pierce's first wife died from cancer. She withered. His second wife was forged by him. They even have a lanklet son

From Rush's With Love

I used to be fit and constantly had people after me. My spouse and I were both attractive but got a bit fat over the years similar to pic.

Newsflash: skinny sex is just as good as fat sex

He's staring at dat azz

Why ahead of you, in fact after marriage I encouraged my wife to get fat.

She lost 100lbs. Look at the look of dismay on Pierce Brosnan on this pic.

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disgusting having a wife that fat, i'd prefer my hand

oh man he really missed it, total lad

Pierce did what any honorable man does... Took his fucking vows seriously. When people get old, they their looks tend to fade. It happens. If you love your wife for more than her pussy, you're going to do alright.

Also, when you get older... older people start to look more attractive.

Well, maybe he loves the lady. Give him a break. At least he's not a child fucking CIA faggot.

The man fed her to this state because he is a man of taste who enjoys fucking porkers with big fat titties. His wife once mentioned getting liposuction to trim down her blubbery thighs and Pierce threatened to divorce her if she did such a thing.

true love. in chub or thin, until death.

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women are like cars.

when you are young and single, racing around in a red ferrari is great fun.
when you get older and have a family, and you need to get your kids to sport on saturdays... The family wagon IS the best option.

I mean she's not throw up fat. Her ass there in that pic is just fat a juicy. Might be photoshop, but there's no cottage cheese shit going on or things like that. But holy fuck she was gorgeous younger

this is why skinny girls are skinny, they have terrible fat storing genetics due to their shit estrogen levels but decent bone structure so they cut away as much fat as possible allowing them to best express their decent bone genetics while hiding their bad hormone genetics

Its actually pretty got. I'm sure when they were young and thin, they fucked each other 1000's of times. Now their bodies have changed. As long as she put meat on her ass and tits, its almost like fucking a new person.

He just wants more of what he already has.

Notice how he gets happier the fatter she gets.

He knows exactly what he's doing.

This nigga's head is 3x the size of his wife's.

How possible is it to stay married to someone but keep your money to yourself? Does she have any legal standing to force you to share money with her? In a situation like this divorce isn't really an option unless you want to get court raped.

yup, that's marriage.

Have a joint marriage account, but you each keep separate bank accounts

>true love

lmao, good joke

So in theory he could withhold all of his own money until she got thin? Could she still initiate a divorce and be entitled to a huge payout?

I honestly don’t think he cares. Love will do that. Thin or fat she makes him happy and that’s all that matters.

An ugly wife is a treasure at home

if she was beutifull you wouldn't feel like eating her huh

Hahaha is this real? On one hand it's funny becauae james bond ia dating a slob but on the other hand it's impressive because he's staying with his love. Actually quite based desu.

That as a teen assfucked compensating degenerate Dicaprio will never experience the deep spiritual satisfaction of your wife's of 20 years Braaaaaps

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Why did she let herself go?

I guess he's just a good cook.

>That as a teen assfucked compensating degenerate Dicaprio will never experience the deep spiritual satisfaction of your wife's of 20 years Braaaaaps

THIS

>Newsflash: skinny sex is just as good as fat sex
No, it's not. Not even close. You're either a woman or a man in denial.

How to find future braap hog like her?

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you need to be 18 to post here

>this woman is thin, all women must be thin
>this man drives a maserati, all men must drive a maserati
see how that works?

They're literally everywhere and easy to spot.

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back when i had lots of money and lived in malibu, my personal trainer had me do my workouts at the same private gym as pierce brosnan. he was a nice guy...pretty much a regular dude.

Be incredibly handsome, rich famous and/or powerful. Also helps if you dont care and/or like if your wife gets fat and older and less attractive because they all try harder when they do especially if you are as good looking as pierce.

There are those who visit /tv/ and those who don't...
THE ARCHITECT has been working on his masterpiece for years.

u mad black boii?

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Everything other than the first pic is disgusting. Girl with some thighs and curves and Thicc might be ok but a girl who just grows a nasty gut is not attractive...

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should've bought a water filter

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many such cases

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SAD

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License To Fill
The Man With The Golden Bun

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You should be hiding assets long before marriage.
Is this a shitty way to live? Distrustful knowing that the law can be used to rape your ass? Yes, yes it is.

I don't know what's happening but it's hilarious.

Child disappears in the pictures. Thats why she`s fat. he died

kek

Wheat is a hell of a drug

STOP MOCKING MY WIFE

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What ...are all you kids absolute 10s? I doubt it. Only 5% of the population is that attractive. The rest of us are good enough.
Newsflash: not everything is about looks. Some people become ugly after their personality emerges.
Oxytocin acts like a bond to your wife. When you have sex over the years, you become attached.
Newsflash: all of you will get old and wrinkly.

Newsflash, shes fat and has a man that every woman wants but he wants her.

Newsflash there are plenty of ugly fatties with beautiful women.

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>almost 40
And that's where the wall lives. I know many, many women that were smoking hot in their 30s and aged like milk after 40. Blunt will be no exception unless she lives on vegetables and hits the gym 2-3 hours/day

he's rich, successful, well-loved and is still in love with his best friend. he is truly happy.

good luck jerking it to trap porn in your stepdad's unfinished basement hahahaha. none of you will ever amount to anything of value, and you will remain unhappy indefinitely until your deaths

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Except one is realistic (stop eating and do a pushup or two) and one isn't (like 2% of men can afford a maserati).

In the massive tits and fat ass of that succulent slam piggy?

>he wants her

Nice assumption. She's probably fat because he is fucking a new 19yr old cuckcake every night.

HELP ME PIERCE

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He literally can't keep his hands off her tummy and ass, or his lips off her beautiful face.

This, so many people get in relationships based purely on looks then it goes one of 3 ways

>partner gradually turns out to be a fake cunt of a person (lazy, slob, loud, noisy etc)
>you stay with them because you can't be bothered getting anyone better OR you're scared to be alone (most women fall into this bracket)

>person isn't too bad, but gets comfortable and therefore fat because they let themselves go. You get sex so you stay in an unhappy relatively dead relationship (most men fall into this)

>partner is okay, things are going good. But it gets boring and stagnant and dies so someone cheats or you stay around "for the kids" and divorce at 40

fucking kek

>thicc chest hair
*purrrrr*

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fuckin kek'd

Hear hear. Plus I doubt his wife challenges too harshly on the occasional infidelity.

That girl needs to lay off the cocaine and/or meth.