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The most Esoteric "Hello, World" one-liner
Jonathan Scott
Dylan Jenkins
in HQ9+, it's just 'H'
Anthony Hughes
HAI
CAN HAS STDIO?
VISIBLE "HAI WORLD!"
KTHXBYE
Nathan Phillips
```
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```
very esoteric... only i know how to compile it to "Hello, world"
Caleb Foster
>one liner
Brody Price
see if you can regocnize this one
(print "Hello, World")
Jayden Sanders
X5O!P%@AP[4\PZX54(P^)7CC)7}$HELLO-WORLD-YOU-UNMITIGATED-FAGGOTS$H+H*
Parker Cooper
nigger
Elijah Allen
>regocnize
The state of lispniggers.
Camden Harris
(display "Hello, World")
Lincoln Garcia
>no bf
Luke Kelly
(write "Hello, World")
Carter Moore
print allah Akbar.
Dominic Morales
heh that's where your wrong kiddo its racket
Evan Watson
nonono its chicken!
Daniel Cooper
." Hello, world" bye
David Hughes
++++++++[>++++[>++>+++>+++>+>+[.>---.+++++++..+++.>>.+.>++.
Joshua Jackson
Don't know about esoteric but:
#include
int main()
{
std::cout
Camden Bailey
(format t "Hello Nigger!")
James Price
Why not write the language yourself?
hlang
h - prints "Hello, World!"
That's it. No, I'm serious.
based brainfuck
Isaac Bailey
I'm not going to write this shit in Python because I don't have time, but
>build a web-scraper to scrape all letters of the English alphabet from, say, the wikipedia entry for "English language" and store them in a string vector
>write a function called "findLetter" that randomly samples 1 element from a vector until it matches the provided element.
>Looping over vector ["H", "e", "l", "l", "o", "W", "o", "r", "l", "d"], use each element as the provided element in "findLetter", while sampling from the scraped alphabet vector, print the result after.
>Parallelize this routine using MPI to run across several nodes, with each node mailing the output to randomly selected emails.
Cameron Scott
>markdown
You have to go back
Jeremiah Perez
print("Hello world!")
James Bennett
echo 'int printf ( const char * format, ... ); int main() { printf("%s%s%s%s%s%s%s%s%s%s%s%s", "H", "e", "l", "l", "o", " ", "w", "o", "r", "l", "d", "!"); }' | gcc -xc && ./a.out
Lincoln Phillips
Wat how does nigger become world this is confusing
Brandon Gutierrez
Someone do a SKI-Combinator one
Cooper Butler
hey losers
I have a fucking job programming
having fun jacking off playing pretend?
Brody Bailey
lambdas or gtfo
Ryan Perez
I was looking for a job and then I found a job (and (heaven (knows 'im-miserable-now)))
Evan Ross
MODULE HelloWorld;
IMPORT Out;
BEGIN
Out.Open;
Out.String('Hello World');
END HelloWorld.
Liam Morris
01.01 T "HELLO, WORLD!",!
Jordan Evans
finish your homework
Thomas Cooper
typedef unsigned int x457525_2585;
class TD_25{protected: x457525_2585 __25x; struct __14___2_{std::map sxt;};} ;
class TD_653_452_1112 : public TD_25{void TD_653_452_1112(TD_25 * TD_99): TD_25(){};void h(){std::cout
Henry Bell
Niggerlicious
William Ortiz
srry wrong code that won't compile
// Example program
#include
#include
#include
#include
typedef unsigned int x457525_2585;
class TD_25{protected: x457525_2585 __25x; struct __14___2_{std::map sxt;};} ;
class TD_653_452_1112 : public TD_25{ public: TD_653_452_1112(TD_25 * TD_99): TD_25(){};void h(){std::cout
Robert Young
A polyglot program written in Python, or Ruby, or Lua, R, Julia, several Basics, some JavaScript hosts, Transact-SQL, H9+:
print("Hello World!")
Cooper Morris
int i;main(){for(;i["]
Chase Ramirez
effective.
Power
لُلُصّبُلُلصّبُررً ॣ ॣh ॣ ॣ
冗
Nolan Johnson
$??s:;s:s;;$?::s;;=]=>%-{
James Ward
iToddlers btfo
Xavier Hernandez
echo "Hello, World!"
Jaxon Mitchell
(=
Owen Anderson
>```
>```
Go back to github and have fun with your gay friends
Angel Rodriguez
>```
that's reddit though
Angel Nguyen
>++++[>++++[-]+>++>++>++>+>++>++>++>++>++>+>++>++>++>++>++>++>++>++>++++++
Carter Johnson
colin walks forward and looks at the audience painfully
Grayson Baker
for i in 7 36 43 43 46 58 60 54 46 49 43 35 59; do printf "%s" "$(grep -oP "\[$i\]=\".*?\""
Easton Anderson
i'm afraid to run it, is it a shell script or what?
Owen Myers
,That's literally any variant of markdown, dumbass
Aiden Gomez
based
Luis Butler
That art style is awesome, where's it from?
Cooper Davis
Nice
William Mitchell
Perl, don't run it.
Elijah Mitchell
[hello, world].forEach(alert);
Isaac Sanders
>make spring Java project using maven
>have / print "Hello World"
Grayson Bennett
system.out.println("hello world");
Sebastian Morales
Demonstrating (vm)splice capabilities:
#define _GNU_SOURCE
#include
#include
#include
#include
#include
#include
#include
#include
#include
#include
struct participant {
int buf_fds[2];
int pipe_fds[2];
void (*fptr)(void *);
pid_t pid;
};
void child(void *data)
{
struct participant *p = data;
splice(p->pipe_fds[0], NULL, STDOUT_FILENO, NULL, INT_MAX, 0);
close(p->pipe_fds[0]);
exit(EXIT_SUCCESS);
}
int main()
{
struct participant p;
/* creating pipes specially to get kernel buffers to play with */
pipe(p.buf_fds);
/* pipe to child process */
pipe(p.pipe_fds);
/* fork */
p.fptr = child;
p.pid = fork();
if (p.pid == 0) {
/* child */
close(p.pipe_fds[1]);
p.fptr(&p);
} else {
/* parent */
close(p.pipe_fds[0]);
}
/* parent main routine:
* "gift" string to first kernel buffer (vmsplice) so that
* subsequent calls don't involve a page copy,
* then "flush" kernel buffers to child (splice) */
char s[] = "hello, world!\n";
struct iovec iov = { s, sizeof(s) };
ssize_t sz = vmsplice(p.buf_fds[1], &iov, 1, SPLICE_F_GIFT);
splice(p.buf_fds[0], NULL, p.pipe_fds[1], NULL, sz, SPLICE_F_MOVE);
wait(NULL);
close(p.pipe_fds[1]);
return 0;
}
Evan Roberts
thanks but I fel like it was kinda slow so I reoptimized it should compile faster now too
echo $(j=0; for i in 7 29 7 0 3 12 2 -6 -8 3 -6 -8 24; do j=$(( $j + $i )); d+="$(printf "%s" "$(grep -oP "\[$j\]=\".*?\""