What would he think of the apple of today?

He'd be pretty angry as he always was.

He would think it could only be improved if he were in charge.

A 4" screen iPhone would still be the headliner and Macbooks would probably still be somewhat respected.

I'll tell you what though, the keynotes would be 100x more entertaining cause Tim Apple has the charisma of a sack of rice. That's why he puts all of his minions to talk instead.

Tim Apple gets fucked in the ass

thank you for the history lesson, suffrage user.

OOF.

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Heh. Nice filename

He’d be very proud that a company that he co-founded would go on to become the first even trillion-dollar company. There are definitely some things he would have done differently, but there’s no denying that Tim Cook is a great businessman if you look at how Apple is doing financially. Jobs might have innovated faster and done a better job of marketing their new product categories, but he would be pleased that Apple is has stuck to their same design principles ever since he died.

>he would be pleased that Apple is has stuck to their same design principles ever since he died.
this

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hey isn't that the dude who was psychologically abusive to this ex wife and especially his daughter? fuck that guy all he did was make smooth digital dildos for fags

God I miss him. Is it just me or all the CEOs of American companies now just sterile Brahmin Indians? American corporatism in 2019 is cancer.

imagine the smell...

America is cancer.

Who wants a stylus? Yuck!

youtube.com/watch?v=VlnCR1uy_tQ

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>>wsg/3043367

Steve Jobs beat his cancer and transcended to a higher realm of existence.

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>but cancer cannot survive in a non acidic alkaline fasting state.
lol sciencelet

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people need to belong to cult
this

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>Pancreatic cancer
He was a dead man walking. Even if it was resectable (tail of pancreas) and received adjuvant chemo, he would have had low survival percentage.

What's his name from Jeopardy will probably last another 6 months or so, and he's no doubt getting standard care (FOLFIRINOX or Gemcitabine/Abraxane). Of course he said "lol no muh hippie shit" and just cut sugar or whatever dumb shit.

>best way to beat cancer is not to eat
brainlet

b-but muh autofaggy

This. There are many buffer systems on our blood. Mainly HCO3- and phosphate.
A 0.2/3 variation in blood pH would get you in serious trouble. You literally cannot change your pH unless you have medical issue.

Jobs had a rare form of pancreatic cancer that was highly treatable. Whether or not the treatment would be 100% successful doesn't preclude the fact that he made a very stupid decision in pursuing alternative treatments instead of listening to doctors that know more than he did.

"What moron thought it was a good idea to make a 'portable' laptop that requires a bulky dongle at all times?"

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>money-hungry
>non-functional products
>more loyal fans than ever before
>occasional controversial decisions (a la the missing headphone jack, notches)
>trillion dollar value
He'd love it.

Remember that time Apple removed the CD drive from their laptops and sold a separate thing called a "USB SuperDrive" and everyone was super pissed about it because they thought it was just a ploy by Apple to get people to buy unnecessary dongles and converters that should've been left in as part of the laptop in the first place but then as time went on the standard simply died altogether and also Steve Jobs was in charge of that shitshow?

youtube.com/watch?v=65_PmYipnpk

>a ploy by Apple to get people to buy unnecessary dongles
It was.
Sony did the same thing to milk their retard fanboys.
All of those standards being replaced had nothing to do with that kike who tired to do it 10 years before the market had a proper and economical replacement to move to (cheap USB drives and online distribution).

Apple has always been a scam targeted at low IQ morons.

why did he accept that a scientific approach was best for creating technology products but not for trying to cure himself?

I always thought he mainly followed the marketing scumbag doctrine. Scam your buddy and business partner, lie about everything + promise things you don't have and let the engineers work extra to create these things in a hurry.

Seems almost like some sort of retribution that falling for someone else's scam / false information cost him his life early.

>why did he accept that a scientific approach was best for creating technology products

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>incinerator and consumes its own cells.
thats not how how autophagy works faggot, and that was figured out after his death

he would sound like your average third worlder butt hurt Jow Forums poster making the same stale as fuck generic Jow Forums joke for the hundred thousandth time

nobody cares
dangerously incompetent idiots like you need to be put into a fucking oven.

Disgust.

this

Nobody used CDs past 2012 because USB was around for ages. However even if you use a thunderbolt mouse, storage device, laptop charger, you still need a dongle to use more than two at a time.

>scam
Underaged, poor, autistic.

How has Apple changed at all
fucking MacBook Air was $2000 on release

>cancer

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was jobs a literal faggot?

yet no one who tries that stupid fast thing has had their cancer cured of it.
protip: if your body needs nutrients during a fast, it burns off your fat to get the nutrients (which include acidic compounds)

People do weird things once they get bad diagnoses. Turns out, being told that theres an 80% chance you'll be dead in two years doesn't sit well with people.

It's not fasting that works against cancer, it's a ketogenic diet. Cancer cells badly need sugar to grow. Curt carbs from your diet and the cells starve to death

That fat corporate bitch is making money off his deadass

God damn it, user.

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He'd fire minimum 70% of the employees. Just like in the late 90s.

All he was eating was sugar and carbs, which cancer loves.

Let me guess, someone just took BIO101? Retard.

He would open NeXT again