ITT: Make Euros cry

Fucking based

They are sad because they will never experience Dukey's sweet, soft, gay embrace.

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that's just so he can slip a pipe bomb in your ass

;-;

You're not completely out of luck.

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hmmm unGAY

There was also another one where Duke got a "faggot" ID. Face it, Duke is the gay king of Jow Forums now and always.

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the FaGG id
I know

I love making Eurofags cry... and gag and drool when having them suck my cock.

So why are you debating this? Duke is obviously gay.

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based and dukepilled

I pointed out that the get was unGAY
that's not a debate
why are you pushing so hard for him to be gay?

ITT: Denialism

Because it's funnier that way. Anyway Dukes been through enough gay themed IDs for it to stick imo.

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"Queen" now and forever to seal the war.

I un GAY
Un= a/an in french

redpill, he's SHITPOST

no

Duke is the anti-homophobe hero we need.. just admit it.

well that made unsense

Masculine prejorative, so at least he's a boy it the equation, just gay.

>Duke is obviously gay.
Even if that were true which it is not you'll always be a mega-faggot compared to him.

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ur too cringe to decide that tho

who cares about french faggot?

>you'll always be a mega-faggot compared to him.
You flatter me user

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>fagg id

I expected to cry you fucking faggots at best this thread gave me some mild gas

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Gay

you're a kotposting retard that wont accomplish ur dreams.
cringe
mega cringe

nigga you are like littel babby
if you're dreaming dreams that can be accomplished you're not dreaming big enough

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Hm, I wonder why you're so invested in keeping Duke straight. Almost like you have a horse in this race.

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holy shit you've opened my eyes
but i will accomplish the biggest dream i have
i will ask a girl on a date
ur cringe desu

How witty and clever of you, saying the same thing over and over like that. Please teach me how to be as smart as you, I'm sure you have a lot of worth to say.

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achieve the impossible user
basic human contact is everybody's holy grail

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this is all of brits.
gay traps with catears.
pursued by belgians

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step 1
dont be cringe like you're being rn
step 2
???
step 3
make good posts and profit
thank u belgian
i have learned alot tonight

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no

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yes

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I see, I see. One issue though - I'm a huge fucking faggot. What do I do, O wise one?

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well if you cant pass step 1 then theres nothing i can do something. sorry. maybe just die or something

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Nah I think I'm gonna just keep being awesome

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thats step 0.5
realizing your definition of awesome is actually cringe. this leads to step 1
not being cringe

hard pill to swallow for brits, happy for belgians tho

NO
no i refuse to swallow

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>cats

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I realized something else at step 0.5, I don't give a fuck what rands on the internet think about me.

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I mean technically you don't HAVE to swallow, if you really enjoy savoring the taste of my cum that much

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better you than us.
we don't have cat ears anyway

lole

thats step 0.75
realize randies are less cringe than u
before that thats step 0,25
questioning if ur actions are cringe or not (protip they are)

no cume in mouth
shoo shoo lewd belgian
brites do not have cat ears

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yes you do stop lying.
what else could you possibly be keeping your royal family for?
cat ears

But user, if I don't give a fuck then why would I care to contemplate whether or not my actions might be perceived as cringe? If anything it brings me amusement.

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step 0.125 is realizing that you dont deserve to be smug
please start there

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zeno would not be amused with the way you count your steps

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what

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not really. i might be a monkey tho
i live by a philosophy. its called the philosophy of the monkey gods. if in a shitposting war, the poster that posts a smug anime reaction image it just confirms i am correct.

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white people literally will not exist in 50 years

I see tell me more.

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i mean, that's what royal families are for, right?

also for memeing

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truth be told though, americans are kinda like brits except no cat ears.
just hoping the prospect of qt british catboys sounds more tempting

nothing to be told further except a warning that ur cringe

Yeah I seem to recall you mentioning something about that.

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>1 ungay and 1 gay id.
sorry but duke nukem gets bitches all day long, probably fucks euros non-homosexually to assert dominance over them

good lordy it's been a while