Can't wait to get the new iPhone

Can't wait to get the new iPhone

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This, but unironicly.

Get anal-twatted for a DOA consumer electronic device

ooo yeah

Why can't women be obsessed with fucking men in the ass? I mean sure they will do it in plenty of figurative ways but I mean literally. If I could get paid $100 an hour to have my ass fucked by a girl with a strapon I'd make it my full-time job.

>100 bucks an hour
When I was a male prostitute I charged 350 per hour, 500 for "BFE"

$100 would be like four times my income as a code monkey so it's enough for me

Statisical speaking iPhone user had more anal sex

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for men or females

>Women pay men to pretend to be their boyfriends
>When they can literally just get a boyfriend without any trouble
That is bullshit, I don't believe you, this never happened.

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are you fucking this naive?

male escorts are gay escorts.

he never said he catered to women!

>he never said he catered to women!
The post he responded to was talking about having sex with a woman. Getting fucked in the ass by her, sure, but a woman never the less. If that's not enough context for the post I don't know what is.

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user could you stahp thanks

iFAGGOTS BTFO

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This is illogical because any man with money who wants a woman (who needs money) will no longer ever have any money...

besad

Dad?

>we have created a generation of literal consumerism faggots that love communism

clown world

He's tighter than any of our moms. It's 2019, boypussy will always be superior to old vaginas and every day theres lots of brand new 18yr olds. Welcome to the future faggot.

Not sure I want it

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The most racist shitlord I know fucks twinks in the ass. Don’t ever call me again dad.

He sounds like a cool guy. I'd crack open a cold one with him, with a twink sucking our dicks.

Imagine whoring yourself for anything less than the Pro model.

Sorry, user. You're just thick. I realize why someone with no knowledge of the world might make that mistake, but any time male prostitution is brought up it is always gay unless very clearly stated otherwise. The user talking about how much he charged was just talking about rates in general, so you have to assume he was polishing knobs.

I was getting fucked up the butt by old men for lunch money, user. But I got my undergrad and masters with zero student loan debt and my girlfriend-turned-fiance-turned-wife never found out and never will because all the sites I advertised on got raided and shut down by the feds. I can't even find my ads on the archive.

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