Haha i hate it when that happens

what
u r fagot

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Buttsexing yourself obviously not clothes

almost relatable, just not the dildo that's pretty gay

you're confusing me please stop

cannot relate tbqhlad

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the struggle is real

it's alrite, nothing wrong with being gay man, putting dildos up your ass must feel pretty good

i fo not own an object shaped like an erect penis used for sexual stimulation

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oh okay i thought you had cause the image said that

this is so depressing

i'm sorry

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>dildo falls off wall and you have to pick it up and stick it back on the wall and reflect upon how disgusting you are

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Raterd

rude

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>reflect upon how disgusting you are
deep down you like it

Its not my fault you cant follow a straight line of thought

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you said something about sexe in bute not feeling good?

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Dumb scot

*dumb brit

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Dumb brit with scottish heritage

only a small amount it doesn't count

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ok, this thread is not epic

i was bored and wanted (You)s

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no (You)s 4u

>one drop rule

please just one (You) i'll do anything i'm desperate

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Anything?

no
i can think of a long list of things i wouldn't do for one (You)

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Dumb british liar

what board did you acquire this image from?

i'll prove it
give me a (You) and i won't do anything

none of your business

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all of my business, tell me the board naow

No u.

some degenerate board on 8ch*n

give now

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why do you even want a (You) from someone like me

i've started asking and now i won't stop until i get one

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so its in my best interest to never give you a (You) then?

Lol

GIVE ME ONE AND I'LL LEAVE YOU ALONE

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B-but I don't want to be left alone.

this is starting to feel like an abusive one sided relationship

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based

Well, you put youself in this position so its all your fault. Besides you submissive british cumdrinkers tend to enjoy this things.

proofe it
i am not submissive and i don't drink cum now give me my (You)
please

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dumb gayposter

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that's not me i'm not a gay poster you can't prove anything

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i love boy girls

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I HATE WHEN THEY ASK GENERAL QUESTIONS
WHY THE FUCK WOULD YOU ASK A GENERAL FUCKING QUESTION FIRST TIME YOU WRITE SOMETHING TO SOMEONE
ITS SO HARD TO REPLY TO THAT SHIT
FUCK

that's pretty based i guess

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This poster visits /cuteboys/ and thus is an absolute slut

Lol retard

>hi, describe yourself
HOW THE FUCKING HELL IS THAT NORMAL HUMAN BEHAVIOR
THIS IS ABSOLUTE BULLSHIT, FUCK OFF TRANNY

good thread.

Just tell them you're Yukkuri enthusiast and watch their reaction
Or better yet stop using dating sites altogether

bad thread i sleep now

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how am I supposed to meet anyone then?

Why would you do that

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hi, describe yourself

just become a hermit

I don't want to be alone.
fuck off

Why not

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It sucks.

what? why

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hi, describe yourself

Embrace it, you can't run away from it forever.

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fuck off

Does your mom now user?
Does she know !?!

What? Why?
I'm honestly just tired of it.
And also very jealous of others.

i hate general questions. how am i supposed to reply to that?

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Have you tried not posting ponies

Thats literally what I told that guy lol.
Almost did it but shit happened and now I'm pretty much back to where I started except no real job now to make money to move out and I doubt my crypto memes will grant me that even though It goes well so far, but still I will probably lose all of my money and slide into complete depression.

Pretty gay

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cool, sent 100k
also F

You don't need to pay jewish doctors to chop off your dick

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What the fuck janny did it again

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rest in pepperonis mlposter

honesty is the best policy

>just b urself
It never works tbqh. Honestly if I'd be myself I'd just go and play wow 24/7 while shitposting on /sp/ and I doubt that is attractive to anyone.

but wow post wotlk sucks so bad.

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thats why I dropped on cata

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Based. You don't need it anyways, old man.
I can chop it off myself for free just fine thanks

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Le loop

I've been bleeding from my asshole for the last three days. Should I go to the hospital?

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No, you're already dead inside.
If you chop your dick off how are you going to fuck your ideal husband?

there hasn't been a good mmo released in ages desu

maybe the concept is dated or dead or something

REAL TALK I LOOK PALER AND I'VE BEEN FEELING COLDER. MY LOWER ABDOMEN FEELS STRANGE

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>be american
>go to hospital
>get indebted forever
call ambulance retard

is this post-alcoholic aussie?

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are you actually shitting blood or do you just have hemorrhoids?

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Hemorrhoid i think. I didn't shit out blood.

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