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In /csg/ we discuss the cheap shit you see on Gearbest, Taobao, AliExpress, Banggood, eBay and similar sites.

It's probably time to start thinking of getting that chink shit your loved ones wanted for xmas. Feel free to post your gift ideas. For reference, here are the lists for previous years. Be aware many of these products may not be available anymore:

>/csg/ Christmas 2017 gift ideas
imgur.com/a/1UEh7

>/csg/ Christmas 2018 gift ideas
imgur.com/a/L1yTaWG


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>Chink Shit Randomizer
>fucking dead

>Chink Shit Infographic (slightly outdated)
chinkshit.xyz/infographic.pdf

>Old thread
>Shitty chink shit news
wagie wagie bring me mailies
user gets a working motherboard, only time will tell if he got chinked or not
user wants thai/viet shit
why chinks don't send packages to places where they get lost 90% of the time?
CPUs recycled into keychains, seems like a nice gift idea for nerds
lead poisoning finally gets user
big chink sanitizes tiananon's name rather than not accept his dirty bourgeois money
half chinked is still chinked
please cancel dispute fren
breaking news: chink government demands the extradition of 500 members of terrorist group known as Jow Forums
user gets turbochinked
rare panel bracket arrives, looks chinky

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She's hot

I bought the Oneodio studio pro headphones almost 2 years ago, been using these everyday with long hours.
3 months ago it felt loose at one side then I noticed a crack at the bottom piece of the heaphone (both sides one not very much). One side got a broken part internally.

Fix: 1) screw open the latchet
2) Put a shitton of glue in it
3) ???
4) profit!

Glue still holds it together. Never was there an audio problem.
Pads are fine too, though you can see the wear starting, one pad is shaped into a more pressed together form but I dont feel much difference.

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I have the same headphones

Mine has started to crack and i suppose that is something like that too

Same lifespan, same parts?

Same user? How is your headphone holding up?

I browse too much now they recc me computer parts and shit.

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Yeah about 2 years and half, I havent really checked but sounds like the hinges are getting fucked

>tfw no Chinese assembly line gf

cool
wish i browsed too much

What are the two things on the middle right?

The left one looks like a USB soundcard/hub combo, the right looks like a PC case

Reminder to order your shit today if you want them by Christmas.

She looks Korean/Mongol to me.

We need new gift ideas.

toaster PC

I thought it was some sort of gamer toaster honestly.

Hungry?
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>chink shit
>news
based
>discord
i've stopped caring, this is good enough

not that i disliked all the obscure csg acronyms people were making before

This is our future, embrace it

Looks tasty.

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>racist title
>trannycord
Well at least you've posted news

Chink endmill arrived. Chang sent me the wrong size, I ordered a 3mm ballnose and got a 1mm.

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you could make PCBs with that boy

I already have a 1/16” ballnose and don’t need any smaller :(

>buy a new le max 2 screen on aliexpress
>back and minimize buttons are now switched

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Well, 1mm holes are better than 1.6mm holes, no? At least you got it for free (if you open a dispute and get the 3mm one without sending the 1mm back)

Why do these faggots make so many mistakes? I thought the orientals were supposed to be smarter than us

No, just more collectivist

On average, maybe?
If you're capable of using a computer to a somewhat decent level, graduated high school and can read, you are above average.
Reminder that 15% of the US is functionally illiterate and that excludes people with disabilities, 93 million adults /adults/ in the US are just barely capable of performing simple literacy tasks and only 28 million adults are considered proficient, which is defined as "perform complex and challenging literacy activities".

I think it’s a deliberate strategy, they send you the wrong item (of lower value), and when you ask them to resend you the proper item, they lie about having reshipped it with Yanwen (or equivalent shitty carrier) and use the long delivery time to time out the dispute period. I’ve been chinked on eBay for a box set of M4 screws with this strat before, it was only a couple bucks though and I didn’t end up needing it.

>only time will tell if he got chinked or not
I've already been getting a lot of kernel crashes and weird software errors the last couple of days. memtest says it's fine, hd test says it's fine. This doesn't bode well.

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How do I wear these without looking like a sperg?
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You don't.

Nobody will think you're a sperg if you wear these with them

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Why not order locally?

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Be attractive
Don't be unattractive

Man this site has everything except a variety of wooden boxes

>Chink Shit General
Continuing to use a tired boomer slur for Chinese people is pretty stupid in 2019 when the best Presidential candidate is a Chinaman.

tulsi isnt a gook

Weird crypto-conservative. Didn't even make the last debate. Has a history of being against homosex too, the purest form of love

>FLYT tracking
pic related

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They look like Filipinos >:(((

any good tablet for note taking (so probably with an active pen)? i've seen chuwi is a popular brand but i don't know anything about them. if there are no good options just tell me to get a samsung

Chuwi

Anyone buy a chinkshit wireless earbuds any good ones?

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i got a smol performance bonus at work. whats some chink shit i can get with a budget of 500$

Meizu POP2

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Kopeck Tourbillons
Colorful/Maxsun GPU

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Looks good buying it thank you user.

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>locally
>imported by Newport
>manufactured in Thailand
AMERICA FUCK YEAR!

those glasses are based af.
all you need now is a trad chinese shirt.

>Stuffed insects
>Allergen: Crustaceans

Best $20 earphones? My wife's poorfag boyfriend needs some and I refuse to fund any more of his endeavors.

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I want a pair do you think they're actually any good at protecting my eyes from the sun?

thanks for the info lads!! was thinking lots of small stuff rather then one big item. thanks anyways m8s

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>AMERICA FUCK YEAR!
I work in manufacturing (productization consulting) and I can tell you that over 80% of products that carry the label/sticker "Made in the USA" is a straight-up lie and a total bullshit. They're assembled in the US, at best, and many are just packaged in the US. Often, >50% of the product is made in China and then some US parts are added.
More honest companies state "Assembled in the US from domestic and foreign parts".
If anything's made out of metal or anything else that requires lots of machining and/or electronics, it started off as a billet/forging somewhere in China.
Food and consumables are mostly made in the US if they carry that label. However, many of the chemicals used in the production come from overseas too.

Just few weeks ago I was at a company that was drilling few holes into a chinese made assembly and workers were then inserting few fasteners and they packaged it as "Made in the USA" product.

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Swing DIY IE800s

All cheap drugs come from India now apparently.

One behind does. The object of my love is definitely Chinese

>Friday
>The parcel has left the parcel center.

>Saturday
>The parcel has left the parcel center.

>Sunday
>The parcel has left the parcel center.

>Monday
>The parcel has left the parcel center.

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For that price 2-3 years is pretty good actually

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>My wife's poorfag boyfriend
wtf

I like your style, dude

>this again
couldn't you find something more interesting to try and turn into a meme?

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Anybody knows of any good websites which triangle ship through europe or has european stock? Ever since my country cracked down on taxing chink packages it has become exceedingly expensive to order. :/

New bike computer arrived. Looking nice.

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Check the EU Warehouses on Ali
Or just use an EU Taobao agent

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last time i got that it was quite fast, and registered (required signature)

Is there a new go-to brand for cheap but good phones now that Xiaomi has jewed up the prices?

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>CeaMere
Everytime I see that brand I read it as 'come here' in scorpions voice.

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Are chinese smart door locks and handles safe?

>too many things I want to reply with
The whole point of them is to look like a sperg.
Start out by not looking like a sperg without those glasses.
You need to wear pic related too and nobody will even remotely think sperg,
you sperg.

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I looked at the 2017 and 2018 Christmas gifts and couldn't really find anything that I would gift my gf. What do women like? Are there females lurking that could tell me?

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dreamcatcher
crystals
glass diamond aliexpress.com/item/32996057766.html

>eva robot chat suddenly appeared in orders page and won't go away
am i fucked

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I wonder about made in germany or made in japan labels

Any good cheap chink sex dolls? I'm not paying $2000 for one of those things

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>shiny
Stupid as it is, now I kinda want one.

how about that one that some guy bought, used once, got too paranoid about, and proceeded to saw into tiny pieces in order to dispose of inconspicuously in standard garbage bags?
the thing had a metal skeleton

Will think about it. I heard I should gift something I would want myself. Is a power bank a good gift for a woman? And socks. I guess cute socks are good.

>Page not found

We should start making a christmas gifts 2019 collection.

Do women like such gloves?
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xmas gifts 2019

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Should I take a gamble on wish for some earbuds or just buy a pair off of aliexpress

I'm talking wireless earbuds btw

>>Page not found
Works for me pic related

If she'll use the power bank it is a good gift
The gloves depends on the women, it looks nice
Socks too but generally they'll like it.

>Not using your brain to listen to music

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Usually ali.

I can't hear my own thoughts anymore

Realme? Although Xiaomi might still be applicable, too. Just get the China editions (and don't live in the USA because exotic no global bands designed to fuck international phones not especially adapted).

More regulated IIRC, but may still contain a good bit of Chinese parts.

Switzerland is comparatively tough with at least 60% of production costs happening there. Figures other countries will follow suit sooner or later, the current situation is just unpleasantly misleading.