I'll wait.
I'll wait
assert(girl(male));
null
damn it
observer pattern
Singleton :(
:(){:|:&};:
they used to call me ttyfscker
Conditional opperator
Deadlock waiting for gf mutex to be unlocked
return value
Backtracking
use namespace std;
SIMD
try catch
Inheritance
put me in the screencap
master/slave pattern
cumpile
Dependency injection
short penis;
Haskell - pretty damn good, but nobody uses it
functional
poo in loo
Contract based since i'm an escort
this
Object based
female or female ()?
something something OOP something something women are objects something something
sleep(5); explode;
microservice
Hello holes
unzip; grep; touch; mount; fsck; yes; more; sleep
nice trips
random()
dynamic
Kek
Recursive
lol
Garbage Collector
Resource starvation
long dong;
nice ones
Bootstrapping
from initiate_contact import charming
def get_laid( )
goal = ejaculation
ejactulaton =
if female_presence = True
sort.females(most_attractive:least_attractive)
for females in presence:
initiate_contact.charming( )
if response_is_postive = True
continue_contact.charming
else discontinue.contact
self.masturbate();
object oriented
D-do they force you on student of all ages?
return false;
throw new UnsupportedOperationException();
open bucket
god i wish that was me
Kek
do
wank++
while(cum==false)
NOP
#include
math.random(os.time())
io.write("I'm gonna C")
for i=1,math.random(2,50) do io.write("O") end
io.write("M\n")
Bottom up heap sort
>my sides
psycho alert
I sweep bitches off their feet in O(n!) runtime
I can relate...
git push --force
Premature optimization
Segfault
where 1=2;
private void
Dependency Injection
I just bash about 'til I get lucky:
who | grep -i redhead | talk; cd ~; wine; talk; touch; unzip; touch; strip; gasp; finger; gasp; mount; fsck; more; yes; gasp; umount; make clean; sleep
Singleton
this but with OP's mom
ls |grep rohypnol >cuiepie & sudo sleepmode
Dependency injection
Durgasoft
THis
Trips checked.
Program doesn't even compile, much less run.
virtual
while True:
Self reference
That's Pascal dude
Nested list comprehensions.
for(;;) fork();
Object orientation
Self-adjoint operator
Zygohistomorphic prepromorphism embedded in an endofunctor of the category of monads
...
Math.Abs(Me.getSexualProwess().getState());
#pragma once
So, absolute shit?
xor eax, eax
kekn
main = (interact . const . show) Nothing
--force
ehehehe
bit banging
you deserve to get laid for this
try date() finally thow new Spaghetti()
goto fail
pure abstract virtual function