I'll wait

I'll wait.

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assert(girl(male));

null

damn it

observer pattern

Singleton :(

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:(){:|:&};:

they used to call me ttyfscker

Conditional opperator

Deadlock waiting for gf mutex to be unlocked

return value

Backtracking

use namespace std;

SIMD

try catch

Inheritance

put me in the screencap

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master/slave pattern

cumpile

Dependency injection

short penis;

Haskell - pretty damn good, but nobody uses it

functional

poo in loo

Contract based since i'm an escort

this

Object based

female or female ()?

something something OOP something something women are objects something something

sleep(5); explode;

microservice

Hello holes

unzip; grep; touch; mount; fsck; yes; more; sleep

nice trips

random()

dynamic

Kek

Recursive

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lol

Garbage Collector

Resource starvation

long dong;

nice ones

Bootstrapping

from initiate_contact import charming
def get_laid( )
goal = ejaculation
ejactulaton =
if female_presence = True
sort.females(most_attractive:least_attractive)
for females in presence:
initiate_contact.charming( )
if response_is_postive = True
continue_contact.charming
else discontinue.contact

self.masturbate();

object oriented

D-do they force you on student of all ages?

return false;

throw new UnsupportedOperationException();

open bucket

god i wish that was me

Kek

do
wank++
while(cum==false)

NOP

#include

math.random(os.time())
io.write("I'm gonna C")
for i=1,math.random(2,50) do io.write("O") end
io.write("M\n")

Bottom up heap sort

>my sides

psycho alert

I sweep bitches off their feet in O(n!) runtime

I can relate...

git push --force

Premature optimization

Segfault

where 1=2;

private void

Dependency Injection

I just bash about 'til I get lucky:

who | grep -i redhead | talk; cd ~; wine; talk; touch; unzip; touch; strip; gasp; finger; gasp; mount; fsck; more; yes; gasp; umount; make clean; sleep

Singleton

this but with OP's mom

ls |grep rohypnol >cuiepie & sudo sleepmode

Dependency injection

Durgasoft

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THis

Trips checked.

Program doesn't even compile, much less run.

virtual

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while True:

Self reference

That's Pascal dude

Nested list comprehensions.

for(;;) fork();

Object orientation

Self-adjoint operator

Zygohistomorphic prepromorphism embedded in an endofunctor of the category of monads

...

Math.Abs(Me.getSexualProwess().getState());

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#pragma once

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So, absolute shit?

xor eax, eax

kekn

main = (interact . const . show) Nothing

--force

ehehehe

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bit banging

you deserve to get laid for this

try date() finally thow new Spaghetti()

goto fail

pure abstract virtual function