Jow Forums humor

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>starts humor thread
>posts gore

Did it fall through the fucking ceiling?

>2 sun
roflmao

No, THIS is gore

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F

Remember to tip your server

server_crash.jpg

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Does anyone have the screencap of that guy who couldn't make a Fizzbuzz on a job interview?

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kek

Now there’s your problem!

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frogposters can never be funny.

DELETE THESE NOW

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sunset

What the fuck does this even do?

Why not just see if the module operator returns 0?

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It'd returns zero when given zero.

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kek

This is some straight boomer IT humor to be printed on the office’s shared laser printer and posted on the cork board

If you give it an even number from 2 to 2^31, it spins in a busy loop for a while, then prints "The number is even."

If you give it something else, It spins in a busy loop for a long while, then prints "The number is false."

Obviously.

Problem?

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Is this really from 2011?

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personal fav

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The syntax is wrong, though, right?

If i is 2, it will print "The number is even.", and if not, then it will print "The number is false."

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λf.(λg.f(gg))(λg.f(gg))

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Oh shit I didn't even notice the increment was inside the if. If it's not 2 it just spins forever.

muh dikc
sauce?

Not that user, it's Kouiichi1234 on DeviantArt.

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2011 was comfy; won't lie. I also wasn't 30 then. Really miss that.

kek

Why not just save the picture instead of taking a screenshot?

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Sounds like someone got a switch for christmas

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Why

click farms

>The number is false

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Yes.

That seems really inefficient. Can't they use emulators?

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Those look like hgst drives. They’re probably fine.

Maybe the app they are targeting can detect emulators.
dunno

I'd be happy to get something like this for Christmas

apps probably look for unique IMEI's

Samefag

thanks for this user it made my day

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>turn on computer
>it flies away

because then the caption is not there retard

it looks like 2011 to me, why do you ask? surprised how little has changed in 8 years?

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How to spot a junior programmer:
>does mistakes, ever
>comments the obvious
>an innovative form of Hungarian notation in the IDE age
>"first find a block"
I can see that this code comes first, thank you for wasting my code-parsing mana.

I bet you're real fun at parties

All the points besides first are valid. Thinking that a good programmer never makes mistakes is a sign of a junior programmer as well.

I printed something very similar to this and gave it to my teacher.

Why do these stupid phone screenshots always have extremely low battery?
Why do they always wreck it even further by using extremely bad jpeg compression?

Even just slapping some impact font text on the image would've been better than that shit.

Hillary emails server?

It's ok, I have zpool.

Hit too close to home?

Heh. Looks like I've bested them then

>it'll run forever as i will never not be 2

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thats a very specific example user.

Redpill me on Lunascape and uzbl.

based

unless num is 2

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Haha yep, Carol's gonna love this one

Thermal dissipation understanding A
Vortex/Fluid dynamics understanding F

>uzbl
The single known browser with the right (as in, computer science-driven as opposed to bloatability-driven) architecture. Naturally, nsa aka google will never let people use or develop it, so it's a waste of time to discuss it.
>Lunascape
A barely remembered dead meme. Was it even open source?

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>bloatability-driven
Isn't it webkit-based?

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wow he actually had no protection suit

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as an engineer that image gave me a laugh and a headache at the same time

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LOL