random picture again because i don't know what to frickin upload nya
Random picture again because i don't know what to frickin upload nya
lmao i guess you don't have better pictures....? not mean to ya or anything
I get turned on by cats. Every time I see a cat I get an instant boner so when my dad said he got us a cat I ran to the bathroom. I looked at myself with fear in the mirror. My darkest secret will get unleashed. This will be the end. I beat my dick because it takes me time to recover. I go out and see the cat. Our eyes lock. I know she wants it but I have to wait. For the past 7 years I have been fucking my hamsters. I really recommend shoving them up your ass since the pull on your ass hairs as you cum. But the cat was totally different. When I first grabbed her she made a lot of noise and my parents almost woke up so I hit it with a bat and killed it. It was perfect I already cummed from her sounds alone but I didn't care After closer inspection I noticed that it's dick is shoved in it's ass. I got mad since it was hard to remove but it was worth it. I don't know what was it. But that night I cummed 47 times in 2 hours. Infact I cummed so much I covered my cat with cum as if it was seasoning and threw to my asian neighbors. I still fuck cats but I am used to it so I don't cum as often. And apparently my asian neighbors liked the seasoning so much they started giving me free cats to "season"
great copypasta that nya will be your end
haha.... that's actually accurate but i don't give a fuck anyway
(oh yeah, shove that milk up my ass)
yes
ngah
i shouldn't have been interrupted fuck
backlink if you're going to reply to someone
Autism the thread extra incurable edition.
high octane military grade turbo autism
i agree why the fuck am i playing along with this
you don't even know autism, my niggas
because you were drunk
But whatever, I'm still continuing this.
And if another user interrupts this, I'm gonna make them taste their medicine.
chi
You can't stop me.
Oh shit i'm gonna fucking freak out
cig
i'm gonna fuckin pacify you if you dont stop so please stop
Never, this is too fun.
oh yeah, baby
so fucking fun
They can't even stand a chance at my powers. I can literally disintegrate any hater by magic.
So, magic is, of course.... the solution to a problem?
Yes. It is. He designed it all by himself... with a little help from me.
you only helped with the robotic parts though :(
well it doesn't matter.
daddy~
OH NO SO IT AIN'T SO
fuck off leg nigga
don't disrespect my fashion, darling
Not my fault.
human stop i'm scared
The answer is... no.
But you'll end up destroying an anime girl.
i'm back bitches
>bitches are female dogs
but where are the boobs?
Dogmom
oh yessss
Are you ok?
i can't tell if i am "ok"
Nyaaaaaa..... i'm not an anime gorl *purrs for no reason*
i'm going to shoot a wall
Finally, i destroyed donald trump's nonexistent wall. It didn't have a big tiddy gf.
Oh no, more schizo is being processed. Muhahaha.
hip hip hooray to me for being a great poster
This image was commissioned by the CIA. It attracts the viewer's gaze, making it impossible to ignore.
I see the big Kitty is helping the smol kitty up the stairs. What do you see?
i swear, even a parental brit could do better!!
...
oh yes
so much bumping juice.
>juice
Also, look. People agree.
Your threads are place for pige shit on ball.
ngaaahhh.... i don't know...
I can still keep up anyway.... even if I can't post faster.
So hot.
an anthro is fuckin' hot, honestly. it's better than average human porn on rule34
Let me tell you young man, the autistic furries in my day were all Sonic fans. You're not big, you're not special, it's all been done before. You and your under the tails and your double step music. Get a proper haircut. A war will do you some good.
Well.... i don't even know what to do here anyway.
Get banned from /mlp/ for posting horse balls.
But I'm not a brony or mlp fan.
Then you won't mind being banned from there, will you?
I dunno, my man. Long story.
>long story
If only there were several threads a day where you could talk on your own without being interrupted...
Except, every 5 minutes or less...... interruption happens.
Okay, I have absolutely no idea what you're talking about so I'd better go.
abcdefg
i have no fucking wifey... only husband... i don't really know anymore
Too bad you wasted your FUCKING TIME.
Sorry. I wasn't in the mood for talking in roleplay... lol
Sure, you weren't "in the mood" of roleplay. You were only in the mood to shitpost every kind you have here.
And.... you make the conversation even weirder than it is.
i can't believe you have truth........ w/o me knowing... nyaaaaaa...
D-did you just say... "nya"?
Yes. I clearly said it right..
Oh my god. Are you trying to become those people
Nigga, I AM those people. The furries... the closet ones, at least.
....I blame the fucking plot for this. The OP really likes typing dumb shit when roleplaying. lmao
(Hell, I don't even know who I am anymore. This isn't the Ralsei I know.)
Much better. Like always.
Oh yeah, mr. krabs~
pay that money
wait, i don't even watch TV.... or spongebob
Reaching a special peak~
Oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh
OOOOOOHHHHHHH.... NOOOOOOOOOOOOO..........
Noooo.... nononononononono
a thief just messed up the kitchen
they took the kids i'm shaking
i'm gonna get that female dog
NGAAAAHHHH.... TASTE MY FUCKING SPEAR WRATH
Finally. He's in a better place.
whoops i went into gender confusion sorry kiddos
OH MY GOD METTATON FUCKING STOP
Never.
i'll make sure you drop your ratings at a higher chance.
okay, darling. fine.
But you still owe me for that "performance", darling.
Agh. My schizo posting makes me powerful yet OH MY GOD, so tired at the same time. I am gonna go sicko mode soon.