Patrick Volkerding is our last hope

Patrick Volkerding is our last hope.
>Rejects Poeterringware
>Maintains the oldest Linux distro
>Keeps the Church of the Sub Genius relevant
>Avoids mainstream attention
>Kept Slackware alive even during a serious illness

Attached: patrick.jpg (640x480, 46K)

Other urls found in this thread:

youtube.com/watch?v=Xh2eah5L4b8
twitter.com/volkerdi
twitter.com/SFWRedditVideos

"Benevolent Dictator" is highly problematic, sweetie.

>rejects poeterringware
because hes too lazy. nobody likes sysv and its slow as fuck
>maintains the oldest distro
doesnt matter if its shit
>keeps the church of the sub genius relevant
no??
>avoids mainstream attention
no nobody pays attention to slackware because its old and shit
>kept slackware alive even during a serious illness
what a virgin loser
/thread

>t. redhat employee

Man, the shills are out in full force today.

As a current Slackware user, i concur.

Attached: 2019-09-16-231438_1920x1200_scrot.png (1920x1200, 1.91M)

Nobody wants systemd you faggot. It's a digital rape dildo.

It's a great distro, and the most stable of them all.

You don't know what the church of the subgenius is. Slack or perish.

Everyone pays attention to slackware, and volkerding fucks a different woman every day.

Please use our distro.

youtube.com/watch?v=Xh2eah5L4b8

Thank you.

haha!
mad!
haha!
nobody uses sysv anymore, everyone uses systemd :-)

Shhh. You gotta keep that shit on the down-low.

i dont

there's also Dr. Cat
pretty redpilled guy on irc

p comfy, user

This. I feel raped. Gas this old white male.

>no package manager
>comfy
>have to painfully compile everything from source and gather all dependencies.
It's like gentoo but on hard mode

It does have a package manager you fucking imbecile. Man these place is always full of retards who love talking about software they never used. The OpenBSD thread is even worse, so much FUD.

>25 rupees have been deposited into your account
>please do the needful and continue shitposting for redhat sir

see you fucking moron

twitter.com/volkerdi
>BDFL @ Slackware... for now
he's gonna retire. it's too late

Slackware was the first distro to ever have a package manager.

spbp

slackpkg?

good distro
my first
10/10 would bang

I think you mean IBM.
Redhat is gone.

>slackware doesn't have a package manag-

Attached: Peek 2019-09-17 00-02.gif (514x362, 360K)

why W500 when you can get W520 with a better cpu?
libreboot?

got one for 20 dollars

OpenRC user signing in

looks like a pedo tho so i wouldn't get too invested if i was you

See
you fucking moron

Does Slackware support Ryzen? I heard they use old kernel (real old).

Speaking of distros.
Out of fuckton distros, only openSUSE works on my machine flawlessly. Other won't even boot. Based Takashi Iwai for patching shit.

Slackware-current has the latest kernels. Unless you need unfuckable stability you should be using current. AlienBOB has a netinstaller made from a -current snapshot.