/csg/ - Capitalism Spreads General

CHINK SHIT GENERAL - SOCIALIST RAGE EDITION

In /csg/ we discuss the cheap shit you see on Gearbest, Taobao, AliExpress, Banggood, eBay and similar sites.

It's probably time to start thinking of getting that chink shit your loved ones wanted for xmas. Feel free to post your gift ideas. For reference, here are the lists for previous years. Be aware many of these products may not be available anymore:

>/csg/ Christmas 2017 gift ideas
imgur.com/a/1UEh7

>/csg/ Christmas 2018 gift ideas
imgur.com/a/L1yTaWG


>IRC channel
qchat.rizon.net/?channels=/csg/
#/csg/ on rizon

>Discord link
discord.gg/Xh6uS32

>Chink Shit Wiki
wiki.installgentoo.com/index.php/Chink_shit_general

>Chink Shit Randomizer
>fucking dead

>Chink Shit Infographic (slightly outdated)
chinkshit.xyz/infographic.pdf

>Old thread
>Shitty chink shit news
user fixes his headphones
chink protein bars
chinked indeed
please understand parcel center very big place
user gets his bike computer and likes it so far
this is not healthy, user
china moves forward with its foreign devil sissification plan
user reviews some stuff
friend asks why /csg/ exists
user looking for exciting new ways to get a metal rod up his ass
QUAD CHINK'D
user gets yanwen'd. be careful when placing your purchases, guys
user realizes too late
FUCK YANWEN
user get banggood'd
>> (YOU) sorry I didn't get you all

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Other urls found in this thread:

pastebin.com/E6tpcN8W
aliexpress.com/item/32885672617.html
aliexpress.com/item/4000176694675.html
twitter.com/NSFWRedditImage

hong kong belong to china!

SECOND!

Anyone have a zip/tar of all the /csg/ thread images?

>discord
delete this

Xiaomi Airdots arrived yesterday, lads. First outing in the office today, replacing my QCY T1s.

Slightly smaller and lighter, lid feels somewhat flimsy but at least it has one.

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I'm gonna say it bros.
I'm not afraid

I got a cock ring from the chinks. It's pretty well made desu. I'm not sure how much I enjoy it but for less than $1 it's nice.

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>contact banggood customer support
>this is the chat avatar for "Chris"
>image url is amazon aws template-avatar-male-32.jpeg

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based

>cock ring
What's the point of this thing?

I expect those to be random people they snatched from facebook.

hey Chris how's work at Amazon like?

You need to be 18 to post on 4channel

I wonder how much discount this years 11.11 will bring. Should I just buy now or wait to get 1$ cheaper and have it arrive too late?

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I'm not sure to be honest. I masturbate a lot so I'm looking for ways to switch things up.

#
Which mouse?
Does it also come in heterosexual colours?

fuck me

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Enjoy your cockrot from whatever chemicals are in it.

most likely tracking never got updated; had this multiple times with the standard shipping method, after "departed country of origin" the tracking often doesn't update

>11.11
>Remembrance Day in Australia
>Commemorate soldiers dying in war by buying cheap shit from the Chinese
based gooks.

i'd expect it not to update after departed country of origin, since it's probably in the middle of the ocean in a ship, but for it to be stuck on the first update like that is really weird and has me seriously bummed.

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BASED
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Not him but I've wondered this for years. What's the appeal of just putting a ring around your cock?
No, I'm not underageb&.

to restrain the blood flow in penis and hold the erection for longer.

makes pp extra hard

Oh, okay boomer.

I generally stay rock hard until I either get sidetracked or blow a load in her(she has good enough birth control)

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I don't care that YANWEN lost your packages.

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that's great.

wrap it around you cock and balls, or just balls for nice-looking lil' package

>Capitalism Spreads General
kek

Nice to see these threads are still around.
Also purchased a few months ago. Been very happy overall. Good sound quality and the battery life has not let me down. Only complaint is that sometimes when im using my phone the audio cuts out or lags.

Remembrance Day is also observed in most Commonwealth countries, and in the US it's Veterans Day. The chinks are dabbing on a large portion of the world, pretty based if you ask me.

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Nice purchase. Been using one of these for quite some time now.
Also, if anyone has any good recs for a knife like pic related im in the market for a new one this fall. Something not as long but still slim and compact. Preferably dark colored too.

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Toilet paper is ravaging my ass Jow Forums. Can anyone recommend a bidet seat or something to help my tattered arsehole.

you pay extra to get your package lost so you can feel special

I need a 3.5mm mtf extender, does it matter which one I get or should I just get the cheapest one available?

>censored the tracking number
I hope you like receiving "silicone" dildos.

I found that with my Mi A1 but haven't had an issue since switching to a Mi 9SE. Annoyingly, Android Auto now does it instead.

I've made a small draft of some of the gift ideas that have been posted in the last couple of threads. Some lists (like the one for backpacks) seem too long, and I would appreciate if anyone who has actually bought any of those could help out and let us know if they're shit or if they would make for a decent present.
pastebin.com/E6tpcN8W

I think we should try to aim for a final list on early October. Hopefully by then we'll have enough items to make a good list, so keep posting your ideas.

Me too, but with a ring, I gain like 3 condom sizes (55 without, 58 is tight with the ring). If you're not a cuck, you should try it

>Preferably dark colored
Really hard to claim self defence if you try your best to conceal it.

this was from my chat

>Made an account on BangGood and ordered something
>Tried to log in a few days later and check on the order
>Password doesn't work
>Reset the password by email, doesn't work.
>Try it 4 times in total over 2 browsers
>tries to contact customer support
>"you need to be logged in"

>finds a LiveChat help that I can use without being logged in
>State from the start that I've tried to do a password reset four times
>"Chris" asks me to do a password reset by mail and links me to the "forgot your password" site
>I tell him that I have already done this four (4) times.
>He looks things up. He says "the team" send me information about this by mail.
>What will also be included is an email reset link that is only available for 1 hour.
>I expected some other kind of information in the mail, like "there's an error on the page" or whatever.
>Several hours later I see that I have been sent an email containing:

"You can retrieve or reset the password of your account by following one of the two procedures listed here below:
A. Open the following link, which will be valid only for 1 hour: [link]
B. You can otherwise click on “Forgot your password?” on the login page: [link]
C. You can also change it directly in your Banggood account by going to “My Account” - “Settings” - “Account Settings” - “Edit your password”."

The link I was sent by mail has now expired, but it was the same as the regular password reset links I had used before.

WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK

It's for people who can't keep an erection up.

>buy glasses from ebay
>comes crushed
>send a message showing him the pics
>he wants to refund me 50% back citing escrow costs and VAT (which I paid) and shipping
Are. You. KIDDING ME?!
i consider myself an empathetic person and i'm not even racist like the rest of you but god fucking damn i'm getting tired of this shit
this happened because you wrapped this shit in literally see-through foam, no shit this would get crushed in the fucking mountains of mail in your postage system/shipping containers

>place an order for anime wall scrolls
>pick yanwen to save $6.33
>get reverse chinked
>chang sends them via epacket instead
wholesome chang

Is tomtop any good? There's a 50 % off sale for a graphics tablet.

I'm looking for those outlet add-ons that come with a remote so you can remotely turn on all the lights in your room and what not, they all seem a bit expensive, like 14$ for 3 outlets is that normal?

More of a utility knife than self defense but I see what you're getting at.

>Rings
What is this? Sonic

Why don't you buy this

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Dear fiends in /csg/
Someone has experience buying laptops in Aliexpress?

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enter code CHONG for 50% discount fren

Hasee is best for gayming.
Teclast is best for office work.

Send Tiananmen Square Massacre, Free Tibet, Student Revolution for 100% Win w/full refund in Disputes

Are these the best tws there is under 20 dollars? I can go a bit further if anyone has suggestions
How are they?

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Check TechTablets he reviews chink tablets & laptops.

Fuck Samsung
Fuck Sandisk
Fuck Lexar

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My flashcard just arrived, oh my god. 4 fucking months late.

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hope you get a full refund, friend

And most of all
FUCK SHARKS

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cheapest decent 240gb SSD?

>Progressbar not in 100%
>16:13 min remaining
>Card already in hands
Nice try.

Fuck you you hand censoring nigger

already expired

There's no purpose in continuing, at 8GB in it's already overwriting itself.

It's a blessing from Chinese Jesus

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Based chinks selling Sonnenrad item

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Hmm, I heard Mixza cards were actually legit, is this some weird Mixza counterfeit? Do Mixza cards actually live up to their said size?

Program that is using the sdcard.
Remove sdcard (while testing writing operation)
Takes photo
The program does not show any exception window.

Yeah 100% Genuine

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can someone identify those LED's / strip ?
thx

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or put other way, can i attach additional strips to this one if they are not from the same led type ?
Is the DC12v the only important thing
thx

That guy posts in every /CSG/ he lost 7 bucks in a bad card and is still bitching and moaning weeks later.

Looking to spend a hundred bucks at aliexpress. Anyone ever taken a chance on jackets or sunglasses? I know the sizes are fucked

>wall scrolls
barf.emoji

Should be an imgur with pictures, or pdf like the infographic. I wouldn't add backpacks to a gift list.
Thanks for compiling.

What?

They're all shit.

Have you bought your dick crown yet guys?

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If anyone has positive experience with any video doorbells I'd appreciate hearing them.

ding dong ding dong

Who's there?

Ah, I see him really often, indeed

>Quimbaya artifact pops up as related item
aliexpress.com/item/32885672617.html
Fucking nice, I've been looking for those awhile ago. Dumb chinks couldn't name them properly and cucked themselves out of search results.
Is the fag looking for keychains still around?

Generic IP65 5050 led strip, not going to identify any better.
Should be fine, there's a current limiting resistor at each led.

Wait a week, escalate and you'll get a full refund.

New arrivals

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It's been half a year now. Let it go

Thx mate

Based

>They also call it singles day
Based chinks

It's actually the origin of the sale.

Ironically I was just talking about them with my gf when I opened Clover. I bought her a pair too so we were discussing them. I prefer them to the QCYs; superlight but good sound and I didn't run the battery flat at work - although I only use one and I switch at lunch break. Even though there's not a huge difference between the 2 sets they are definitely the superior. Plus, I posted about the QCYs in here a few weeks back when the clip holding the right earpiece together broke and I ended up supergluing it back together.

bump this anyone know if it works asking for my dad

BRRRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAPPPPP

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I don't know wich option is better:
>comes to Jow Forums to aks for chink pills for his flaccid junk. "i-it's for my dad"
>comes to Jow Forums Technology board and asks for pills for his dads flaccid dick.

oh boy, you have some problems don't you?

Where can I order 2 or 3 custom t-shirts to the EU? Nothing crazy, I just want text across the chest in Arial/Helvetica. With multiple colour options

lolwat?

A study came out today that said zoomers want to shop in physical stores, not just buy online.

Prove them wrong.

A cockring helps you keep an erection and intensifies orgasms. It works by cutting off the main vein so the blood can't leave the penis anymore, this can cause serious damage to your penis, though. You're more likely to lose your penis because it explodes than that it rots away due to the chemicals in it.

aliexpress.com/item/4000176694675.html