If the internet was shutdown forever how would you keep yourself entertained with an offline computer for the next 40...

>Seinfeld
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i'd patiently wait for it to be turned back on

anime and games. you can't shut down LAN play

I have all the games from atari2600 to xbox360.
Also lots of and lots of movies andI have not seen. Also porn.

I guess I'm good for 6 years

By creating new protocol for Internet 2.0

Internet is all I have, without it I would snap within a month and then....well you can guess the rest

This

Take out my 4k camera, film some shit.

intranet

I would build a new internet.

i would
>have sex

Actually heading in this direction, its a fun hobby.

I have just 5 years of video media. After that I'll just repeat.

Visit my friends all over NA and just be comfy together, you know
Maybe make our own intranet and learn to reverse-engineer old MMOs so we can play them together

> you can't shut down LAN play
Only 90s and 00s games include LAN. Now it's all p2p with a publisher's server inbetween for DRM purposes.

I could last 5-10 with the amount of anime and physical games I have saved up.

I wonder if that would work. So much of the PSTN system nowadays is reliant in one way or another on the internet, I wonder if the PSTN would even function without the internet.

And thats not even going into the fact that a huge number of the modern day phone installs completely bypass the PSTN entirely and are basically just VoIP devices.

i'm pretty sure everyone who claims to be a data hoarder is just larping
5 years of good quality video is an absurd number of hard drives

I'd go outside, maybe chill with my girlfriend, and with the internet gone there's no job for me so I guess I'd chop down trees or paint stuff

or maybe I'd become a vet like I secretly dreamed to do

With the 200 or so years of entertainment I pirated that I keep neglecting in favor of shitposting.

>If the internet was shutdown forever

Do you even know what Internet is?

It would take me a year alone to get through all the Gundam I got.

There's SmartSteamEmu and (((Goldberg))) steam emulator.
And since you'll need to crack the game just to regain the ability to launch it, might as well use one of those emulators to get it done.

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This.
I was gonna say nolife diablo 3 like I normally do but always online is a fucking disease.
So I guess ill just nolife diablo 2. Better game anyways

A bunch of ebooks on higher level mathematics, physics, computer science, DIY shit and philosophy. Also, not being so reliant on technology for socialization and hanging out with people IRL and getting more involved in my church

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still watching ripped and encoded audio and video, using music trackers, playing games in mame

I have roughly 8TB of media on my HDD in case of an emergency where I have no internet for few weeks/months, I can get by.

I would read all the books I've hoarded during the years thinking one day I was going to read them

Internet is more or less decentralized, what exactly do you mean by "shutdown"? All the infrastructure would suddenly break or what?

You can't "shut down the internet" as long as there is a protocol for two computers to communicate.

I don't stream anything so I have disks full of pirated media.

How is this even a question? It's not like computer users couldn't interact with each other without Internet.

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More like, GFW of China, faggot!

Start a new internet

Hosting services off my laptop, setting up a firewall and distributing communication across my town or city.

I have a ton of ROMs and emulators.

Create a small intranet for designated users and enjoy life without all of the political bullshit that's taken over the internet.

If I had decent earning I would fill my drives with games from steam and play them if not I suppose I would go back to RL and Learn to live in it I will NOT EVER learn to code it will do me NO GOOD